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Never be a pioneer. It's the early Christian that gets the fattest lion.

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Great Socialist statesmen aren't made, they're still-born.

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Find yourself a cup; the teapot is behind you. Now tell me about hundreds of things.

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In baiting a mousetrap with cheese, always leave room for the mouse.

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His socks compelled one's attention without losing one's respect.

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The cat of the slums and alleys, starved, outcast, harried, still keeps amid the prowlings of its adversity the bold, free, panther-tread with which it paced of yore the temple courts of Thebes, still displays the self-reliant watchfulness which man has never taught it to lay aside.

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A little inaccuracy sometimes saves a ton of explanation.

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Hors d'oeuvres have always a pathetic interest for me; they remind me of one's childhood that one goes through wondering what the next course is going to be like - and during the rest of the menu one wishes one had eaten more of the hors d'oeuvres.

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He spends his life explaining from his pulpit that the glory of Christianity consists in the fact that though it is not true it has been found necessary to invent it.

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Children with Hyacinth's temperament don't know better as they grow older; they merely know more.

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There was something alike terrifying and piteous in the spectacle of these frail old morsels of humanity consecrating their last flickering energies to the task of making each other wretched. Hatred seemed to be the one faculty which had survived in undiminished vigor where all else was dropping into ordered and symmetrical decay.

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Once a female, always a female. Nature is not always infallible but she always abides by her mistakes.

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By insisting on having your bottle pointing to the north when the cork is being drawn, and calling the waiter Max, you may induce an impression on your guests which hours of laboured boasting might be powerless to achieve. For this purpose, however, the guests must be chosen as carefully as the wine.

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A woman who takes her husband about with her everywhere is like a cat that goes on playing with a mouse long after she's killed it.

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People may say what they like about the decay of Christianity the religious system that produced green Chartreuse can never really die.

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Monogamy is the Western custom of one wife and hardly any mistresses.

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It was one thing to go to the end of the world; it was quite another thing to make oneself at home there. Even respectability seemed to lose some of its virtue when one practiced it in a tent.

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The cook was a good cook, as cooks go; and as cooks go, she went.

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All decent people live beyond their incomes; those who aren't respectable live beyond other people's; a few gifted individuals manage to do both.

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He seems the incarnation of everything soft and silky and velvety, without a sharp edge in his composition, a dreamer whose philosophy is sleep and let sleep.

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