Hector Hugh Munro Quotes, Thinking Quotes, Order Quotes

Whenever a massacre of Armenians is reported from Asia Minor, every one assumes that it has been carried out "under orders" from somewhere or another; no one seems to think that there are people who might like to kill their neighbours now and then.

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We all know that Prime Ministers are wedded to the truth, but like other wedded couples they sometimes live apart.

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He is one of those people who would be enormously improved by death.

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He's simply got the instinct for being unhappy highly developed.

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And the vagueness of his alarm added to its terrors; when once you have taken the Impossible into your calculations its possibilities become practically limitless.

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The cat is domestic only as far as suits its own ends.

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When people grow gradually rich their requirements and standard of living expand in proportion, while their present-giving instincts often remain in the undeveloped condition of their earlier days. Something showy and not-too-expensive in a shop is their only conception of the ideal gift.

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The people of Crete unfortunately make more history than they can consume locally.

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He spends his life explaining from his pulpit that the glory of Christianity consists in the fact that though it is not true it has been found necessary to invent it.

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Great Socialist statesmen aren't made, they're still-born.

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Oysters are more beautiful than any religion... There's nothing in Christianity or Buddhism that quite matches the sympathetic unselfishness of an oyster.

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Every reformation must have its victims. You can’t expect the fatted calf to share the enthusiasm of the angels over the prodigal’s return.

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There is no easy in the world neither hard everything is the same in a way.

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Romance at short notice was her speciality.

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Think how many blameless lives are brightened by the blazing indiscretions of other people.

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Hating anything in the way of ill-natured gossip ourselves, we are always grateful to those who do it for us and do it well.

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It was one thing to go to the end of the world; it was quite another thing to make oneself at home there. Even respectability seemed to lose some of its virtue when one practiced it in a tent.

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The young have aspirations that never come to pass, the old have reminiscences of what never happened.

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But, good gracious, you've got to educate him first. You can't expect a boy to be vicious till he's been to a good school.

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I think oysters are more beautiful than any religion,' he resumed presently. 'They not only forgive our unkindness to them; they justify it, they incite us to go on being perfectly horrid to them. Once they arrive at the supper-table they seem to enter thoroughly into the spirit of the thing. There's nothing in Christianity or Buddhism that quite matches the sympathetic unselfishness of an oyster.

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