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He spends his life explaining from his pulpit that the glory of Christianity consists in the fact that though it is not true it has been found necessary to invent it.

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Find yourself a cup; the teapot is behind you. Now tell me about hundreds of things.

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The censorious said she slept in a hammock and understood Yeats's poems, but her family denied both stories.

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It's no use growing older if you only learn new ways of misbehaving yourself.

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On horseback he seemed to require as many hands as a Hindu god, at least four for clutching the reins, and two more for patting the horse soothingly on the neck.

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To be clever in the afternoon argues that one is dining nowhere in the evening.

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It is an admitted fact that the ordinary tomtit of commerce has a sounder aesthetic taste than the average female relative in the country.

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Once a female, always a female. Nature is not always infallible but she always abides by her mistakes.

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By insisting on having your bottle pointing to the north when the cork is being drawn, and calling the waiter Max, you may induce an impression on your guests which hours of laboured boasting might be powerless to achieve. For this purpose, however, the guests must be chosen as carefully as the wine.

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Children with Hyacinth's temperament don't know better as they grow older; they merely know more.

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People may say what they like about the decay of Christianity the religious system that produced green Chartreuse can never really die.

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A little inaccuracy sometimes saves a ton of explanation.

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There was something alike terrifying and piteous in the spectacle of these frail old morsels of humanity consecrating their last flickering energies to the task of making each other wretched. Hatred seemed to be the one faculty which had survived in undiminished vigor where all else was dropping into ordered and symmetrical decay.

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You evidently feel that brevity is the soul of widowhood.

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People talk vaguely about the innocence of a little child, but they take mighty good care not to let it out of their sight for twenty minutes.

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His socks compelled one's attention without losing one's respect.

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There may have been disillusionments in the lives of the medieval saints, but they would scarcely have been better pleased if they could have foreseen that their names would be associated nowadays chiefly with racehorses and the cheaper clarets.

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Every reformation must have its victims. You can’t expect the fatted calf to share the enthusiasm of the angels over the prodigal’s return.

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In baiting a mousetrap with cheese, always leave room for the mouse.

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No one can be an unbeliever nowadays. The Christian apologists have left one nothing to disbelieve.

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