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Children are given us to discourage our better emotions.

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It's no use growing older if you only learn new ways of misbehaving yourself.

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By insisting on having your bottle pointing to the north when the cork is being drawn, and calling the waiter Max, you may induce an impression on your guests which hours of laboured boasting might be powerless to achieve. For this purpose, however, the guests must be chosen as carefully as the wine.

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It was one thing to go to the end of the world; it was quite another thing to make oneself at home there. Even respectability seemed to lose some of its virtue when one practiced it in a tent.

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The fashion just now is a Roman Catholic frame of mind with an Agnostic conscience: you get the mediaeval picturesqueness of the one with the modern conveniences of the other.

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On horseback he seemed to require as many hands as a Hindu god, at least four for clutching the reins, and two more for patting the horse soothingly on the neck.

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To be among people who are smothered in furs when one hasn't any oneself makes one want to break most of the Commandments.

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The man is a common murderer. A common murderer, possible, but a very uncommon cook.

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A relative of mine ... spends his time producing improved breeds of sheep and pigs and chickens. So patronising and irritating to teh Almighty, I should think.

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Life is full of its disappointments, and I suppose the art of being happy is to disguise them as illusions.

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Women and elephants never forget an injury.

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Monogamy is the Western custom of one wife and hardly any mistresses.

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Great Socialist statesmen aren't made, they're still-born.

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The censorious said she slept in a hammock and understood Yeats's poems, but her family denied both stories.

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No one can be an unbeliever nowadays. The Christian apologists have left one nothing to disbelieve.

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But, good gracious, you've got to educate him first. You can't expect a boy to be vicious till he's been to a good school.

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He is one of those people who would be enormously improved by death.

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Poverty keeps together more homes than it breaks up.

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I believe I once considerably scandalized her by declaring that clear soup was a more important factor in life than a clear conscience.

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Why are women so fond of raking up the past? They're as bad as tailors, who invariably remember what you owe them for a suit long after you've ceased to wear it.

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