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Think how many blameless lives are brightened by the blazing indiscretions of other people.

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Find yourself a cup; the teapot is behind you. Now tell me about hundreds of things.

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The young have aspirations that never come to pass, the old have reminiscences of what never happened.

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All decent people live beyond their incomes; those who aren't respectable live beyond other people's; a few gifted individuals manage to do both.

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Her frocks are built in Paris, but she wears them with a strong English accent.

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To be clever in the afternoon argues that one is dining nowhere in the evening.

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A relative of mine ... spends his time producing improved breeds of sheep and pigs and chickens. So patronising and irritating to teh Almighty, I should think.

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You needn't tell me that a man who doesn't love oysters and asparagus and good wines has got a soul, or a stomach either. He's simply got the instinct for being unhappy highly developed.

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I think oysters are more beautiful than any religion,' he resumed presently. 'They not only forgive our unkindness to them; they justify it, they incite us to go on being perfectly horrid to them. Once they arrive at the supper-table they seem to enter thoroughly into the spirit of the thing. There's nothing in Christianity or Buddhism that quite matches the sympathetic unselfishness of an oyster.

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Women and elephants never forget an injury.

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By insisting on having your bottle pointing to the north when the cork is being drawn, and calling the waiter Max, you may induce an impression on your guests which hours of laboured boasting might be powerless to achieve. For this purpose, however, the guests must be chosen as carefully as the wine.

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Sophie Chattel-Monkheim was a Socialist by conviction and a Chattel-Monkheim by marriage.

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We all know that Prime Ministers are wedded to the truth, but like other wedded couples they sometimes live apart.

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People talk vaguely about the innocence of a little child, but they take mighty good care not to let it out of their sight for twenty minutes.

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Monogamy is the Western custom of one wife and hardly any mistresses.

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I think she must have been very strictly brought up, she's so desperately anxious to do the wrong thing correctly.

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Poverty keeps together more homes than it breaks up.

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If he had unlimited money at his disposal, he might go into the wilds somewhere and shoot big game. I never know what the big game have done to deserve it, but they do help to deflect the destructive energies of some of our social misfits.

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Sherard Blaw, the dramatist who had discovered himself, and who had given so ungrudgingly of his discovery to the world.

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There is no easy in the world neither hard everything is the same in a way.

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