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Opera is when a tenor and soprano want to make love, but are prevented from doing so by a baritone.

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Must then a Christ perish in torment in every age to save those that have no imagination.

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It is not enough to know what is good: you must be able to do it.

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The average age (longevity) of a meat eater is 63. I am on the verge of 85 and still work as hard as ever. I have lived quite long enough and am trying to die; but I simply cannot do it. A single beef-steak would finish me; but I cannot bring myself to swallow it. I am oppressed with a dread of living forever. That is the only disadvantage of vegetarianism.

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Even a vortex is a vortex in something. You can't have a whirlpool without water; and you can't have a vortex without gas, or molecules or atoms or ions or electrons or something, not nothing.

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Faith in reason as a prime motor is no longer the criterion of the sound mind, any more than faith in the Bible is the criterion of righteous intention.

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Experience is a wonderful thing. It enables you to recognize a mistake when you make it again. If all economists were laid end to end they would not reach a conclusion.

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Justice is justice though it's always delayed and finally done only by mistake.

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A mind of the caliber of mine cannot derive its nutrient from cows.

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Imitation is not just the sincerest form of flattery - it's the sincerest form of learning.

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If you begin by sacrificing yourself to those you love, you will end by hating those to whom you have sacrificed yourself.

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Reason enslaves all whose minds are not strong enough to master her.

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The longer I live, the more I realize that I am never wrong about anything, and that all the pains I have so humbly taken to verify my notions have only wasted my time!

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The only secrets are the secrets that keep themselves.

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There may be some doubt as to who are the best people to have charge of children, but there can be no doubt that parents are the worst.

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It is the first duty of every man not to be poor.

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From a very early age, I've had to interrupt my education to go to school.

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Whisky is liquid sunshine.

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Music is the brandy of the damned.

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The great dramatist has something better to do than to amuse either himself or his audience. He has to interpret life.

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