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The Anti-Vivisector does not deny that physiologists must make experiments and even take chances with new methods. He says that they must not seek knowledge by criminal methods, just as they must not make money by criminal methods. He does not object to Galileo dropping cannon balls from the top of the leaning tower of Pisa; but he would object to shoving off two dogs or American tourists.

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The English have no respect for their language, and will not teach their children to speak it.

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Bourgeois morality is largely a system of making cheap virtues a cloak for expensive vices.

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There is nothing on earth intended for innocent people so horrible as a school.

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The philosopher is Nature's pilot. And there you have our difference: to be in hell is to drift: to be in heaven is to steer.

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The censorship method ... is that of handing the job over to some frail and erring mortal man, and making him omnipotent on the assumption that his official status will make him infallible and omniscient.

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If at age 20 you are not a Communist then you have no heart. If at age 30 you are not a Capitalist then you have no brains.

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A critic recently described me, with deadly acuteness, as having 'a kindly dislike of my fellow-creatures.' Perhaps dread would have been nearer the mark than dislike; for man is the only animal of which I am thoroughly and cravenly afraid.

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It's usually pointed out that women are not fit for political power, and ought not to be trusted with a vote because they are politically ignorant, socially prejudiced, narrow-minded, and selfish. True enough, but precisely the same is true of men!

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In the Middle Ages people believed that the earth was flat, for which they had at least the evidence of their senses: we believe it to be round, not because as many as 1 percent of us could give physical reasons for so quaint a belief, but because modern science has convinced us that nothing that is obvious is true, and that everything that is magical, improbable, extraordinary, gigantic, microscopic, heartless, or outrageous is scientific.

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A socialist is somebody who doesn't have anything, and is ready to divide it up equally among everybody.

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General consultant to mankind.

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Few of us have vitality enough to make any of our instincts imperious.

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You have nothing to do but mention the quantum theory, and people will take your voice for the voice of science, and belive anything.

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Let not the right side of your brain know what the left side doeth.

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The heretic is always better dead. And mortal eyes cannot distinguish the saint from the heretic.

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My religion? Well, my dear, I am a Millionaire. That is my religion.

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Hurrah for revolution and more cannon-shot! A beggar upon horseback lashes a beggar on foot. Hurrah for revolution and cannon come again! The beggars have changed places, but the lash goes on.

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If the English can survive their food, they can survive anything.

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Never forget that if you leave your law to judges and your religion to bishops, you will presently find yourself without either law or religion.

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