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When asked which dog wins, he reflected for a moment and replied, "The one I feed the most."

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Geniuses are horrid, intolerant, easily offended, sleeplessly self-conscious men, who expect their wives to be angels with no further business in life than to pet and worship their husbands. Even at the best they are not comfortable men to live with; and a perfect husband is one who is perfectly comfortable to live with.

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Animals are my friends... and I don't eat my friends.

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Women are called womanly only when they regard themselves as existing solely for the use of men.

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Although I cannot lay an egg, I am a very good judge of omelettes

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The man who has never made a mistake will never make anything else.

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A cigarette is a pinch of tobacco rolled in paper with fire at one end and a fool at the other.

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How can you dare teach a man to read until you've taught him everything else first?

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Schools and schoolmasters, as we have them today, are not popular as places of education and teachers, but rather prisons and turnkeys in which children are kept to prevent them disturbing and chaperoning their parent.

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I am highly susceptible to the force of all truly religious music, especially to the music of my own church, the church of Shelley, Michelangelo, and Beethoven.

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A great social reformer.

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Gentle Jesus, meek and mild' is a snivelling modern invention, with no warrant in the gospels.

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Lack of money is the root of of all evil.

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It is nearly 50 years since I was assured by a conclave of doctors that if I did not eat meat I should die of starvation.

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If Despotism failed only for want of a capable benevolent despot, what chance has Democracy, which requires a whole population of capable voters.

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There is no satisfaction in hanging a man who does not object to it.

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If all the Churches of Europe closed their doors until the drums ceased rolling they would act as a most powerful reminder that though the glory of war is a famous and ancient glory, it is not the final glory of God.

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Whenever you wish to do anything against the law, Cicely, always consult a good solicitor first.

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I don't know what to say about this book. The experience on which it is founded is so extraordinary, that an honest record of it should be preserved . . . But it would have driven me mad; and I am not sure that the author came out of it without a slight derangement.

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The real pleasure of one's life is the devotion to a great objective of one's consideration.

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