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Everything happens to everybody sooner or later if there is time enough.

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I was told that my diet was so poor that I could not repair the bones that were broken and operated on. So I have just had an Xradiograph taken; and lo! perfectly mended solid bone so beautifully white that I have left instructions that, if I die, a glove stretcher is to be made of me and sent to you as a souvenir

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Ireland, sir, for good or evil, is like no other place under heaven, and no man can touch its sod or breathe its air without becoming better or worse.

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I would like to take you seriously, but to do so would be an affront to your intelligence.

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Although I cannot lay an egg, I am a very good judge of omelettes

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There is nothing in religion but fiction.

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Revolutionary moments attract those who are not good enough for established institutions as well as those who are too good for them.

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Brains are not everything.

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As I write, there is a craze for what is called psychoanalysis, or the cure of diseases by explaining to the patient what is the matter with him: an excellent plan if you happen to know what is the matter with him, especially when the explanation is that there is nothing the matter with him.

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Marriage is popular because it combines the maximum of temptation with the maximum of opportunity.

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Fear is choosing the safe course

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The faults of the burglar are the qualities of the financier.

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The cinema is going to form the mind of England. The national conscience, the national ideals and tests of conduct, will be those of the film.

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Civilized society is one huge bourgeoisie: no nobleman dares now shock his greengrocer.

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If you can say a thing with one stroke, unanswerably you have style; if not, you are at best a marchande de plaisir; a decorative litt

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It is the mark of a truly intelligent person to be moved by statistics.

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Progress is impossible without change; and those who cannot change their minds cannot change anything.

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It's not that I'm so clever, it is that others are so stupid.

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What is wrong with priests and popes is that instead of being apostles and saints, they are nothing but empirics who say I know instead of I am learning, and pray for credulity and inertia as wise men pray for skepticism and activity.

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Now that we have learned to fly the air like birds, swim under water like fish, we lack one thing - to learn to live on earth as human beings.

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