George Bernard Shaw Quotes, Crazy Quotes, Acceptance Quotes

When the world goes mad, one must accept madness as sanity; since sanity is, in the last analysis, nothing but the madness on which the whole world happens to agree.

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You have to choose between trusting to the natural stability of gold and the natural stability of the honesty and intelligence of the members of the government. And, with due respect to these gentlemen, I advise you, as long as the capitalist system lasts, to vote for gold.

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I would exchange every painting of Christ for one snapshot.

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Religion is a good invention in times of stress.

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New opinions often appear first as jokes and fancies, then as blasphemies and treason, then as questions open to discussion, and finally as established truths.

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A man's own self is the last person to believe in him, and is harder to cheat than the rest of the world.

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I must have been an insufferable child; all children are.

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If you would stick to the concrete, and put your discoveries in the form of entertaining anecdotes about your adventures with women, your conversation would be easier to follow.

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Marriage is to me apostasy, profanation of the sanctuary of my soul, violation of my manhood, sale of my birthright, shameful surrender, ignominious capitulation, acceptance of defeat.

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The pianoforte is the most important of all musical instruments; its invention was to music what the invention of printing was to poetry.

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This is my father. Try what you can with him! He won't listen to me, because he remembers what a fool I was when I was a baby.

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He who bears the brand of Cain shall rule the earth.

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Man's inhumanity to man is only surpassed by his cruelty to animals

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I am the most spontaneous speaker in the world because every word, every gesture, and every retort has been carefully rehearsed.

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The public want actresses, because they think all actresses bad. They don't want music or poetry because they know that both are good. So actors and actresses thrive and poets and composers starve.

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If you can say a thing with one stroke, unanswerably you have style; if not, you are at best a marchande de plaisir; a decorative litt

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When you find something funny search it for hidden truth.

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Suppose the world were only one of God's jokes, would you work any the less to make it a good joke instead of a bad one?

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In my dreams is a country where the State is the Church and the Church the people: three in one and one in three. It is a commonwealth in which work is play and play is life: three in one and one in three. It is a temple in which the priest is the worshiper and the worshiper the worshipped: three in one and one in three. It is a godhead in which all life is human and all humanity divine: three in one and one in three.

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A serious illness or a death advertises the doctor exactly as a hanging advertises the barrister who defended the person hanged.

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