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Death is for many of us the gate of hell; but we are inside on the way out, not outside on the way in.

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I have defined the hundred per cent American as ninety-nine per cent an idiot.

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Fashions, after all, are only induced epidemics.

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I become more convinced that beings from other planets are using the Earth as a lunatic asylum

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Just do what must be done. This may not be happiness, but it is greatness.

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Every drunken skipper trusts to Providence. But one of the ways of Providence with drunken skippers is to run them on the rocks.

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When a man teaches something he does not know to somebody else who has no aptitude for it, and gives him a certificate of proficiency, the latter has completed the education of a gentleman.

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All religions begin with a revolt against morality, and perish when morality conquers them.

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Your father is a fool skin deep; but you are a fool to your very marrow.

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My reputation grows with every failure.

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You have nothing to do but mention the quantum theory, and people will take your voice for the voice of science, and belive anything.

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A newspaper, not having to act on its descriptions and reports, but only to sell them to idly curious people, has nothing but honor to lose by inaccuracy and non-veracity.

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The first prison I ever saw had inscribed on it CEASE TO DO EVIL: LEARN TO DO WELL; but as the inscription was on the outside, the prisoners could not read it.

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I would like to take you seriously, but to do so would be an affront to your intelligence.

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I don't like the idea of killing my fellow creatures in order to eat their dead bodies.

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We are compelled by the theory of God's already achieved perfection to make Him a devil as well as a god, because of the existenceof evil. The god of love, if omnipotent and omniscient, must be the god of cancer and epilepsy as well.... Whoever admits that anything living is evil must either believe that God is malignantly capable of creating evil, or else believe that God has made many mistakes in His attempts to make a perfect being.

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My religion? Well, my dear, I am a Millionaire. That is my religion.

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Journalists are too poorly paid in this country to know anything that is fit for publication.

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Tradition will accustom people to any atrocity

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Man can climb to the highest summits, but he cannot dwell there long.

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