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The moment we face it frankly we are driven to the conclusion that the community has a right to put a price on the right to live in it

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All great art and literature is propaganda.

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If you eliminate smoking and gambling, you will be amazed to find that almost all an Englishman's pleasures can be, and mostly are, shared by his dog.

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The Jews generally give value. They make you pay; but they deliver the goods. In my experience the men who want something for nothing are invariably Christians.

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All autobiographies are lies. I do not mean unconscious, unintentional lies: I mean deliberate lies.

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All my life affection has been showered upon me, and every forward step I have made has been taken in spite of it.

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I become more convinced that beings from other planets are using the Earth as a lunatic asylum

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Who are those we love? Only those we do not hate.

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Shall I turn up the light for you? No, give me deeper darkness. Money is not made in the light.

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A man who desires to get married should know everything or nothing.

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Why should we take advice on sex from the pope? If he knows anything about it, he shouldn't!

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Suppose the world were only one of God's jokes, would you work any the less to make it a good joke instead of a bad one?

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Life is a disease; and the only difference between on man and another is the stage of the disease at which he lives.

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The ordinary man is an anarchist. He wants to do as he likes. He may want his neighbour to be governed, but he himself doesn't want to be governed. He is mortally afraid of government officials and policemen.

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Communism, being the lay form of Catholicism, and indeed meaning the same thing, has never had any lack of chaplains.

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We live in an atmosphere of shame. We are ashamed of everything that is real about us; ashamed of ourselves, of our relatives, of our incomes, of our accents, of our opinions, of our experience, just as we are ashamed of our naked skins.

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Whether you think Jesus was God or not, you must admit he was a first-rate political economist.

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Never fret for an only son, the idea of failure will never occur to him.

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I am sorry to have to introduce the subject of Christmas. It is an indecent subject; a cruel, gluttonous subject; a drunken, disorderly subject; a wasteful, disastrous subject; a wicked, cadging, lying, filthy, blasphemous and demoralizing subject. Christmas is forced on a reluctant and disgusted nation by the shopkeepers and the press: on its own merits it would wither and shrivel in the fiery breath of universal hatred; and anyone who looked back to it would be turned into a pillar of greasy sausages.

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A man is like a phonograph with half-a-dozen records. You soon get tired of them all; and yet you have to sit at table whilst he reels them off to every new visitor.

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