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When God created man and woman, he did not take a patent. That's why any imbecile has been able to do so ever since.

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Every doctor will allow a colleague to decimate a whole countryside sooner than violate the bond of professional etiquette by giving him away.

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Life isn't about finding yourself. Life is about creating yourself.

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Criminals do not die by the hands of the law. They die by the hands of other men.

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The more I see of the moneyed classes, the more I understand the guillotine.

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Leisure may be defined as free activity, labor as compulsory activity. Leisure does what it likes, labor does what it must, the compulsion being that of Nature, which in these latitudes leaves men no choice between labor and starvation.

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Fashions are induced epidemics.

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Life is too short for men to take it seriously.

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I do not, like the Fundamentalists, believe that creation stopped six thousand years ago after a week of hard work. Creation is going on all the time.

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I was convinced that Ceylon is the cradle of the human race because everybody there looks an original. All other nations are obviously mass produced.

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Youth, what a pity to waste it on the young.

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You cannot learn to skate without making yourself ridiculous - the ice of life is slippery.

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I talk democracy to these men and women. I tell them that they have the vote, and that theirs is the kingdom and the power and the glory. I say to them You are supreme: exercise your power. They say, That's right: tell us what to do; and I tell them. I say Exercise our vote intelligently by voting for me. And they do. That's democracy; and a splendid thing it is too for putting the right men in the right place.

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Although I cannot lay an egg, I am a very good judge of omelettes

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When we know what God is, we shall be gods ourselves.

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It was from Handel that I learned that style consists in force of assertion.

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Beware of the man whose God is in the skies.

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My father must have had some elementary education for he could read and write and keep accounts inaccurately

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The English are not a very spiritual people, so they invented cricket to give them some idea of eternity.

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Happiness and Beauty are by-products.

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