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The British are apt to make merits of their stupidities, and to represent their various incapacities as points of good breeding.

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We learn from experience that men never learn anything from experience.

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God help England if she had no Scots to think for her.

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All problems are finally scientific problems.

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Man can climb to the highest summits, but he cannot dwell there long.

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To me the sole hope of human salvation lies in teaching Man to regard himself as an experiment in the realization of God, to regard his hands as God's hand, his brain as God's brain, his purpose as God's purpose. He must regard God as a helpless Longing, which longed him into existence by its desperate need for an executive organ.

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I don't. I look my age; and I am my age. It is the other people who look older than they are. What can you expect from people who eat corpses and drink spirits?

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In an article on Bunyan lately published in the "Contemporary Review" - the only article on the subject worth reading on the subject I ever saw (yes, thank you, I am familiar with Macaulay's patronizing prattle about "The Pilgrim's Progress") etc.

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If you leave the smallest corner of your head vacant for a moment, other people's opinions will rush in from all quarters.

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A fashion is nothing but an induced epidemic.

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There is nothing so bad or so good that you will not find Englishmen doing it; but you will never find an Englishman in the wrong. He does everything on principle.

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Hegel was right when he said that we learn from history that men never learn anything from history.

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My only policy is to profess evil and do good.

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What really flatters a man is that you think him worth flattering.

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Principles without programs are platitudes.

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We must reform society before we can reform ourselves.

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I don't like the idea of killing my fellow creatures in order to eat their dead bodies.

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Telling the truth is the funniest joke in the world.

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If you demand my authorities for this and that, I must reply that only those who have never hunted up the authorities as I have believe that there is any authority who is not contradicted flatly by some other authority.

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Censorship ends in logical completeness when nobody is allowed to read any books except the books that nobody can read.

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