George Bernard Shaw Quotes, Adventure Quotes, Discovery Quotes

If you would stick to the concrete, and put your discoveries in the form of entertaining anecdotes about your adventures with women, your conversation would be easier to follow.

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It's not that I'm so clever, it is that others are so stupid.

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We know now that the soul is the body, and the body the soul. They tell us they are different because they want to persuade us that we can keep our souls if we let them make slaves of our bodies.

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The English are not a very spiritual people, so they invented cricket to give them some idea of eternity.

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The road to ignorance is paved with good editors.

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During the last considerable epidemic at the turn of the century, I was a member of the Health Committee of London Borough Council, and I learned how the credit of vaccination is kept up statistically by diagnosing all the revaccinated cases (of smallpox) as pustular eczema, varioloid or what not---except smallpox.

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You have nothing to do but mention the quantum theory, and people will take your voice for the voice of science, and belive anything.

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You'll never have a quiet world till you knock the patriotism out of the human race.

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Criminals do not die by the hands of the law. They die by the hands of other men.

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The liar's punishment is not in the least that he is not believed, but that he cannot believe anyone else.

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Civilized society is one huge bourgeoisie: no nobleman dares now shock his greengrocer.

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Be as romantic as you please about love ... but you mustn't be romantic about money.

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If you lived in London, where the whole system is one of false good-fellowship, and you may know a man for twenty years without finding out that he hates you like poison, you would soon have your eyes opened. There we do unkind things in a kind way: we say bitter things in a sweet voice: we always give our friends chloroform when we tear them to pieces.

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The Englishmen is at his best on the links and at his worst in the Cabinet.

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I don't like the idea of killing my fellow creatures in order to eat their dead bodies.

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We live in an atmosphere of shame. We are ashamed of everything that is real about us; ashamed of ourselves, of our relatives, of our incomes, of our accents, of our opinions, of our experience, just as we are ashamed of our naked skins.

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A man never tells you anything until you contradict him.

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The wheels are turning, but the hamsters are all dead. Make it idiot-proof and someone will make a better idiot. I learned long ago, never to wrestle with a pig, you get dirty; and besides, the pig likes it.

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Style is effectiveness of assertion.

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Vegetarians claim to be immune from most diseases but they have been known to die from time to time.

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