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To the person with a toothache, even if the world is tottering, there is nothing more important than a visit to a dentist.

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Assassination is the extreme form of censorship; and it seems hard to justify an incitement to it on anti-censorial principles.

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You cannot learn to skate without making yourself ridiculous - the ice of life is slippery.

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Englishmen hate Liberty and Equality too much to understand them. But every Englishman loves a pedigree.

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When a man teaches something he does not know to somebody else who has no aptitude for it, and gives him a certificate of proficiency, the latter has completed the education of a gentleman.

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Those who won't hesitate to vivisect, won't hesitate to lie about it as well.

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When a heretic wishes to avoid martyrdom he speaks of "Orthodoxy, True and False" and demonstrates that the True is his heresy.

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Don't waste time collecting other people's autographs; rather devote it to making your own autograph worth collecting.

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A man without an address is a vagabond; a man with two addresses is a libertine.

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My only policy is to profess evil and do good.

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You are all alike, you respectable people. You can't tell me the bursting strain of a ten-inch gun, which is a very simple matter;but you all think you can tell me the bursting strain of a man under temptation. You daren't handle high explosives; but you're all ready to handle honesty and truth and justice and the whole duty of man, and kill one another at that game. What a country! What a world!

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The British churchgoer prefers a severe preacher because he thinks a few home truths will do his neighbors no harm.

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I don't know if there are men on the moon, but if there are they must be using the earth as their lunatic asylum

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Everybody who does not live in a prostitute's bed and on a diet of cocaine snow is called an ascetic nowadays.

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The censorship method ... is that of handing the job over to some frail and erring mortal man, and making him omnipotent on the assumption that his official status will make him infallible and omniscient.

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Assassination on the scaffold is the worst form of assassination.

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The way to deal with worldly people is to frighten them by repeating their scandalous whisperings aloud.

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People get nothing out of books but what they bring to them.

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Perhaps the greatest social service that can be rendered by anybody to the country and to mankind is to bring up a family.

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First really like is just a little bit foolishness as well as a lot of curiosity. No actually self-respecting girl would reap the benefits of it.

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