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He is like a female llama surprised in her bath.

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One can usually put one's thoughts better in one's own words.

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Danger gathers upon our path. We cannot afford - we have no right - to look back. We must look forward

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It would be an inconvenient rule if nothing could be done until everything can be done.

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Their insatiable lust for power is only equaled by their incurable impotence in exercising it.

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A medal glitters, but it also casts a shadow.

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We would rather see London laid in ruins and ashes than that it should be tamely and abjectly enslaved.

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872, Ivar, King of the Northmen of all Ireland and Britain , ended his life." He had conquered Mercia and East Anglia. He had captured the major stronghold of the kingdom of Strathclyde, Dumbarton. Laden with loot and seemingly invincible, he settled in Dublin and died there peacefully two years later. The pious chroniclers report that he "slept in Christ." Thus it may be that he had the best of both worlds.

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It saves a lot of trouble if, instead of having to earn money and save it, you can just go and borrow it.

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An extra yawn one morning in the springtime, an extra snooze one night in the autumn is all that we ask in return for dazzling gifts. We borrow an hour one night in April; we pay it back with golden interest five months later.

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Well, dinner would have been splendid... if the wine had been as cold as the soup, the beef as rare as the service, the brandy as old as the fish, and the maid as willing as the Duchess.

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My mother made a brilliant impression upon my childhood life. She shone for me like the evening star.

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I am quite sure, that if we open a quarrel between the past and the present, we shall find that we have lost the future.

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We do not war with races primarily as such. Tyranny is our foe. Whatever trapping or disguise it wears, whatever language it speaks, be it external or internal, we must for ever be on our guard, ever mobilized, ever vigilant, always ready to spring at its throat. In all this we march together. Not only do we march and strive shoulder to shoulder at this moment, under the fire of the enemy on the fields of war or in the air, but also in those realms of thought which are consecrated to the rights and the dignity of man.

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The vistas of possibility are only limited by the shortness of life.

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I was only the servant of my country and had I, at any moment, failed to express her unflinching resolve to fight and conquer, I should at once have been rightly cast aside.

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The women's suffrage movement is only the small edge of the wedge, if we allow women to vote it will mean the loss of social structure and the rise of every liberal cause under the sun. Women are well represented by their fathers, brothers, and husbands.

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A modest little person, with much to be modest about.

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There is no purpose in living where there is nothing to do.

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Diplomacy is the art of telling people to go to hell in such a way that they ask for directions.

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