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Bait the hook well. This fish will bite.

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Rum, n. Generically, fiery liquors that produce madness in total abstainers.

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Mr Leopold Bloom ate with relish the inner organs of beasts and fowls. He liked thick giblet soup, nutty gizzards, a stuffed roast heart, liverslices fried with crustcrumbs, fried hencods' roes. Most of all he liked grilled mutton kidneys which gave to his palate a fine tang of faintly scented urine.

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Marxism: The theory that all the important things in history are rooted in an economic motive, that history is a science, a science of the search for food.

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EUCHARIST, n. A sacred feast of the religious sect of Theophagi. A dispute once unhappily arose among the members of this sect as to what it was that they ate. In this controversy some five hundred thousand have already been slain, and the question is still unsettled.

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Cauliflower is nothing but cabbage with a college education.

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Most dear actors, eat no onions nor garlic, for we are to utter sweet breath.

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Good apple pies are a considerable part of our domestic happiness.

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The poets have been mysteriously silent on the subject of cheese.

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The goose we retained until this morning, when there were signs that, in spite of the slight frost, it would be well that it should be eaten without delay. Its finder has carried it off therefore to fulfil the ultimate destiny of a goose.

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Feast, n. A festival. A religious celebration usually signalized by gluttony and drunkenness, frequently in honor of some holy person distinguished for abstemiousness.

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The last taste of sweets is sweetest last.

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Fame is a fickle food Upon a shifting plate, Whose table once a Guest, but not The second time, is set. Whose crumbs the crows inspect, And with ironic caw Flap past it to the Farmer's corn; Men eat of it and die.

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SAUCE, n. The one infallible sign of civilization and enlightenment. A people with no sauces has one thousand vices; a people with one sauce has only nine hundred and ninety-nine. For every sauce invented and accepted a vice is renounced and forgiven.

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The worst thing about some men is that when they are not drunk they are sober.

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What's drinking? A mere pause from thinking!

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The winter evening settles down With smell of steaks in passageways.

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God made yeast, as well as dough, and loves fermentation just as dearly as he loves vegetation.

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Pepper is small in quantity and great in virtue.

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Mayonnaise: One of the sauces which serve the French in place of a state religion.

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