Mark Twain Quotes, Food Quotes, Long Quotes

A banquet is probably the most fatiguing thing in the world except ditchdigging. It is the insanest of all recreations. The inventor of it overlooked no detail that could furnish weariness, distress, harassment, and acute and long-sustained misery of mind and body.

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Things sweet to taste prove in digestion sour.

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Man is a carnivorous production, And must have meals, at least one meal a day; He cannot live, like woodcocks, upon suction, But, like the shark and tiger, must have prey; Although his anatomical construction Bears vegetables, in a grumbling way, Your laboring people think beyond all question, Beef, veal, and mutton better for digestion.

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The poets have been mysteriously silent on the subject of cheese.

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A man wants nothing so badly as a gooseberry farm.

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A man's palate can, in time, become accustomed to anything.

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If music be the food of love, play on, Give me excess of it; that surfeiting, The appetite may sicken, and so die.

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The longer I work in nutrition, the more convinced I become that for the healthy person all foods should be delicious.

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Glutton- A person who escapes the evils of moderation by committing dyspepsia.

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Empty wine bottles have a bad opinion of women.

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SAUCE, n. The one infallible sign of civilization and enlightenment. A people with no sauces has one thousand vices; a people with one sauce has only nine hundred and ninety-nine. For every sauce invented and accepted a vice is renounced and forgiven.

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PIE, n. An advance agent of the reaper whose name is Indigestion.

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That famish'd people must be slowly nurst, and fed by spoonfuls, else they always burst.

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We manage to swallow flesh, only because we do not think of the cruel and sinful thing we do.

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Mine eyes smell onions: I shall weep anon.

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And Mocha's berry, from Arabia pure, In small fine china cups, came in at last. Gold cups of filigree, made to secure the hand from burning, underneath them place. Cloves, cinnamon and saffron, too, were boiled Up with the coffee, which, I think, they spoiled.

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Ice-cream is exquisite - what a pity it isn't illegal.

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Gluttony is a great fault; but we do not necessarily dislike a glutton. We only dislike the glutton when he becomes a gourmet-that is, we only dislike him when he not only wants the best for himself, but knows what is best for other people.

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My only regret in life is that I did not drink more wine.

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Mayonnaise: One of the sauces which serve the French in place of a state religion.

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