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When one has tasted watermelon he knows what the angels eat.

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MANNA, n. A food miraculously given to the Israelites in the wilderness. When it was no longer supplied to them they settled down and tilled the soil, fertilizing it, as a rule, with the bodies of the original occupants.

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Never commit yourself to a cheese without having first examined it.

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Mayonnaise: One of the sauces which serve the French in place of a state religion.

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A man of my spiritual intensity does not eat corpses.

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And every day when I've been good, I get an orange after food.

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Too many cooks spoil the broth

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Vegetarians claim to be immune from most diseases but they have been known to die from time to time.

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A chop is a piece of leather skillfully attached to a bone and administered to the patients at restaurants.

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Let the stoics say what they please, we do not eat for the good of living, but because the meat is savory and the appetite is keen.

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...instead of offering me a Garibaldi biscuit, she asked me with that faint lisp of hers, to 'have some squashed flies, George'.

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To a man with an empty stomach food is God

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Thanksgiving Day - Let all give humble, hearty, and sincere thanks, now, but the turkeys. In the island of Fiji they do not use turkeys, they use plumbers. It does not become you and me to sneer at Fiji.

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But beef is rare within these oxless isles; Goat's flesh there is, no doubt, and kid, and mutton; And, when a holiday upon them smiles, A joint upon their barbarous spits they put on.

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There are two Italies.... The one is the most sublime and lovely contemplation that can be conceived by the imagination of man; the other is the most degraded, disgusting, and odious. What do you think? Young women of rank actually eat - you will never guess what - garlick! Our poor friend Lord Byron is quite corrupted by living among these people, and in fact, is going on in a way not worthy of him.

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A man's palate can, in time, become accustomed to anything.

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Here is a rural fellow that will not be denied your Highness' presence: he brings you figs.

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Bacchus, n.: A convenient deity invented by the ancients as an excuse for getting drunk.

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A man can live and be healthy without killing animals for food; therefore, if he eats meat, he participates in taking animal life merely for the sake of his appetite.

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WHEAT, n. A cereal from which a tolerably good whisky can be made; . . . also for bread. The French are said to eat more bread "per capita" of population than any other people, which is natural, for only they know how to make the stuff palatable.

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