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Before undergoing a surgical operation, arrange your temporal affairs. You may live.

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If 98 out of 100 doctors tell me I've got a problem, I should take their advice. And if those two other doctors get paid by Big Snack Food, like certain climate deniers get paid by Big Coal, I shouldn't take their advice.

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Robin Williams was an airman, a doctor, a genie, a nanny ... and everything in between. But he was one of a kind.

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Just because your doctor has a name for your condition, doesn't mean he knows what it is.

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We labor under the fatal delusion that no disease can be cured without medicine. This has been responsible for more mischief to mankind than any other evil. ...Disease increases in proportion to the increase to the number of doctors in a place.

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A serious illness or a death advertises the doctor exactly as a hanging advertises the barrister who defended the person hanged.

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A doctor’s door should never be closed, a priest's door should always be open.

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I know that there are millions of Americans who are content with their health care coverage - they like their plan and, most importantly, they value their relationship with their doctor.

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The gin and tonic has saved more Englishmen's lives, and minds, than all the doctors in the Empire.

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The doctor seemed especially troubled by the fact of the robbery having been unexpected, and attempted in the night-time; as if it were the established custom of gentlemen in the housebreaking way to transact business at noon, and to make an appointment, by the twopenny post, a day or two previous.

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When I suffer in mind, stories are my refuge; I take them like opium; and consider one who writes them as a sort of doctor of the mind.

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Let us therefore reject all superstition in order to become more human; but in speaking against fanaticism, let us not imitate the fanatics: they are sick men in delirium who want to chastise their doctors. Let us assuage their ills, and never embitter them, and let us pour drop by drop into their souls the divine balm of toleration, which they would reject with horror if it were offered to them all at once.

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Doctors put drugs of which they know little into bodies of which they know less for diseases of which they know nothing at all.

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Doctors bury their mistakes, but mine are still on scholarship.

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If you like your doctor or health care provider, you can keep them. If you like your health care plan, you can keep that, too.

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Ben's Mr. Market allegory may seem out-of-date in today's investment world, in which most professionals and academicians talk of efficient markets, dynamic hedging and betas. Their interest in such matters is understandable, since techniques shrouded in mystery clearly have value to the purveyor of investment advice. After all, what witch doctor has ever achieved fame and fortune by simply advising 'Take two aspirins'?

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I favor leaving up to a woman and her doctor the abortion question.

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I favor leaving up to a woman and her doctor the abortion question.

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Though the doctors treated him, let his blood, and gave him medications to drink, he nevertheless recovered.

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The doctors will treat those of your citizens whose physical and psychological constitution is good: as for the others, they will leave the unhealthy to die and those whose psychological constitution is incurably warped they will be put to death.

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