Daily SMS Maza : Free Special Whatsapp Funny Jokes SMS

Hai Roshni ka ye Tyohar
Laye Har Chehre par Muskaan
Sukh aur Samridhi ki Bahaar
Samet lo Saari Khushiyan,
Apno ka Saath aur Pyar
Is Pawan Avsar par,
Aap sab ko Diwali ka pyar..

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Tags : Diwali SMS

Dil Mein Kuch Nehi Aaj Dard K Siba Ankho Me Kuch Nehi Teri Yaad K Siba,
Dost Tu Mera Sath Mat Chodna Zindegi Me Kuch Nehi Bacha Teri Dosti K Siva..!

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Tags : Sad Shayari SMS

It is better to light one small candle of gratitude than to curse the darkness.

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Tags : Confucius Quotes , Gratitude Quotes , Light Quotes

Ye kis k Aansu gire kafan pe mere,
Ye kon roya muj ajnbi k liye,
Meri maut k baad hi us ko ehsas ho gya,
Me kitna accha Dost tha uski Dosti k liye.

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Ek Din me College se ghar aane ke
liye nikla.
Barish nahi ho rahi thi to socha
jaldi ghar pahoch jaunga
par baarish start ho gai and me
bheeg gaya
Ghar jaate hi
Sister:- Thodi der Ruk nahi sakte
the ??
Brother:- Kahi Side pe khade ho
jata
Papa:- Bahot Shokh hai barish me
bhigne ka
Itne mein Mummy aai and sir pe
towel rakhte hue boli
:- Ye Barish
bhi na.
Thori der Ruk Jati to Mera
Beta Ghar aa jata
Mom Jaisa Pyar aur koi nahi kar
sakta.

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Since men do not really respect anything unless it was established long ago and has developed slowly over time, those who want tokeep on living after their death must take worry not only about their future generations but even more about their past: that is why tyrants of all kinds (including tyrannical artists and politicians) like to do violence to history, so that it will appear as a preparation and stepladder to themselves.

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Tags : Friedrich Nietzsche Quotes , Artist Quotes , Past Quotes

People always ask what I would have done if I weren't doing what I'm doing. And I say I'd [still] be in fashion or in beauty. It's such a dream come true now because I have the ability to go into home [goods] and accessories as well.

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Tags : Aerin Lauder Quotes , Dream Quotes , Fashion Quotes

" H O P E "
Is The Ability To Hear
The Music Of Future ..
" F A I T H "
Is Having The Courage
Dance To It Today ..
Good Morning!

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Tags : Good Morning SMS

The sea's vast depths lie open to the fish; Wherever the breezes blow the bird may fly; So to the brave man every land's a home.

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Tags : Ovid Quotes , Lying Quotes , Home Quotes

things cannot be expected to turn up of themselves. We must in a measure assist to turn them up

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Tags : Charles Dickens Quotes , Turns Quotes

Whoever would change men must change the conditions of their lives.

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Tags : Theodor Herzl Quotes , Good Life Quotes , Men Quotes

We are masters of the unsaid words, but slaves of those we let slip out.

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Tags : Winston Churchill Quotes , Life Quotes , Inspiring Quotes

Make injustice visible.

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Tags : Mahatma Gandhi Quotes , Injustice Quotes

I think people will be surprised at how fast they go next year. I do think world records will get broken next year.

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Tags : Aaron Peirsol Quotes , Thinking Quotes , Years Quotes

Government is not a warfare of interests.

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Tags : Woodrow Wilson Quotes , Government Quotes , Warfare Quotes

Aapki Khusiyon Ki Tamanna Nahi Hai Hamein,
Hum Toh Aapke Gham Ko Apnana Chahte Hain,

Aap Ko Jab Samajh Liya Hai Dost Apna,
Hum Toh Bas Yeh Dosti Nibhana Chahte Hain…

9 years ago

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Tags : Friendship SMS

Genteel women suppose that those things do not really exist about which it is impossible to talk in polite company.

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Tags : Friedrich Nietzsche Quotes , Impossible Quotes , Polite Quotes

We learn geology the morning after the earthquake, on ghastly diagrams of cloven mountains, upheaved plains, and the dry bed of the sea.

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Tags : Ralph Waldo Emerson Quotes , Morning Quotes , Sea Quotes

Thnksgiving Day comes, by statute, once a year;
Bt, 4 an honest man, it comes as frequently as
Da heart of gratitude allows.
Happy Thnksgiving!

9 years ago

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Tags : Thanks Giving SMS

2 Ladkiyan Aapas Me Lad Rahi Thi..
To Pas Me Se Ek Sharabi Guzra..
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1st Girl: Ye Sharabi Tera Boyfriend..!!
2nd Girl: Nahi Tera Boyfriend..!!
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1st Girl: Tera.!! .
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2nd Girl: Tera..!!
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Sharabi : Zor Se Bola ' Me Ruku Ya
Jau..'??? ^=^ ^=^

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Tags : Jokes SMS