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No horse named Morbid ever won a race.

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Tags : Ernest Hemingway Quotes , Horse Quotes , Race Quotes

Ek Budiya Cinema Hall Me

Coldrink Ki Botle

Leke Bethi Thi,

Kabhi 15 Min Me Muh Ko

Lagati To Kabhi 20

Min Me, Pas Bethe Santa Ko Gussa Aa

Gaya, Usne Budhiya Se Botal Chini

Aur Puri 1 Ghut

Me Pikar Bola :-- Aise Peete Hai,

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Budiya Boli- Par Beta Mai To

Pan Thook Rahi Thi.:relaxed::relaxed::relaxed:

10 years ago

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I like to experience the universe as one harmonious whole. Every cell has life. Matter, too, has life; it is energy solidified. Our bodies are like prisons, and I look forward to be free, but I don't speculate on what will happen to me. I live here now, and my responsibility is in this world now.

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Tags : Albert Einstein Quotes , Simple Quotes , Cells Quotes

A man makes inferiors his superiors by heat; self control is the rule. Anger is an uncontrollable feeling that betrays what you are when you are not yourself. Anger is that powerful internal force that blows out the light of reason. Know this to be the enemy: it is anger, born of desire.

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Today, writers want to impress other writers.

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I am not a man, I am dynamite!

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A careful physician . . . before he attempts to administer a remedy to his patient, must investigate not only the malady of the man he wishes to cure, but also his habits when in health, and his physical constitution.

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First I was 'angry,' then 'spiritual.' Now I don't know what I am.

6 years ago

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Tags : Alanis Morissette Quotes , Spiritual Quotes , Firsts Quotes

For all is like an ocean, all flows and connects; touch it in one place and it echoes at the other end of the world.

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Tags : Fyodor Dostoevsky Quotes , Ocean Quotes , Echoes Quotes

If you live in an atmosphere of luxury, luxury is yours whether your money pays for it, or another's.

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Tags : O. Henry Quotes , Luxury Quotes , Atmosphere Quotes

Dil Ka Dard Jab Panno Par Aa Jata Hai
Ek Aansu B Dariya Ban Jata Hai
Dil K Tutne Ki Aawaz Bhi Nahi Aur
Sara Dard GAZAL Ban Jata Hai.
By Hareram

10 years ago

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The wind of revolutions is not tractable.

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The oven became hotter and hotter, and Hansel began to sweat. Then a delicious smell wafted to his nostrils. Oh no! he thought. I'm cooking! He sniffed at the air. And I smell delicious!

6 years ago

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Tags : Adam Gidwitz Quotes , Air Quotes , Sweat Quotes

Be it mine to draw from wisdom's fount, pure as it flows, that calm of soul which virtue only knows.

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Tags : Aeschylus Quotes , Soul Quotes , Flow Quotes

Koi kuch bhi na kahay to pata kya hai
Is bechain khamoshi ki wajah kya hai
Unhain ja kay koi kahay hum lay lenge zahar bhi
Woh sirf yeh to bata dain merikhata kya hai.......

10 years ago

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Home is where the heart is, home is where the fart is. Come let us fart in the home. There is no art in a fart. Still a fart may not be artless. Let us fart and artless fart in the home.

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Tags : Ernest Hemingway Quotes , Art Quotes , Home Quotes

The secular world is full of holes. We have secularized badly.

6 years ago

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Tags : Alain de Botton Quotes , God Quotes , Soul Quotes

जिओ की सिम लेते ही अगर किसी से,
लड़की सेट भी हो जाये तो कॉल लगने
तक,
लड़की की शादी होकर दो बच्चों की
माँ,
बन चुकी होगी..

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Teri Baahon Me Meri Zndgi
Guzar Jaaye.. Ankho Me
Saanso Me Tu Sama Jaaye..
Ho Na Tu Kabi Juda Ek Pal
Ke Liye.. Raho Itne Kareeb
Ki Hosh Hi Na Aaye..!

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The world was all before them, where to choose Their place of rest, and Providence their guide: They hand in hand, with wandering steps and slow, Through Eden took their solitary way.

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Tags : John Milton Quotes , Hands Quotes , Eden Quotes