A Husband And Wife Were Golfing When Suddenly The Wife Asked, "Honey, If I Died Would You Get Married Again?" The Husband Said, "No Sweetie." The Woman Said, "I'm Sure You Would." So The Man Said, "Okay, I Would" Then The Woman Asked, "Would You Let Her Sleep In Our Bed?" And The Man Replied, "Ya, I Guess So." Then The Wife Asked, "Would You Let Her Use My Golf Clubs?" And The Husband Replied, "No, She's Left Handed." :heart_eyes::heart_eyes::heart_eyes::heart_eyes::heart_eyes:
આપડે તો :comet:ચાર ચાર :comet:#બંગડી વાળી:oncoming_automobile: ગાડી ના જોઇયે #વાલા આપડે સાત સાત જન્મો સુધી :two_men_holding_hands::walking:#ભાઈબંધો નો #સાથ જોઇયે.. #દોસ્ત:two_men_holding_hands:... અજબ જાદુ:part_alternation_mark: છે તારા માં,,, તું પૂછે મને... " મજામાં:interrobang: ? " ને બધું #દુ:ખ ગાયબ થઇ જાય હવા માં...!!!
गर्लफ्रेंड : मैं अपना पर्स घर पर भूल आई, मुझे 1000 रुपये की जरूरत है। . . बॉयफ्रेंड : कर दी न छोटी बात, पगली यह ले... . . 10 रुपये। अभी रिक्शा करके घर जा और पर्स ले आ। गर्लफ्रेंड बेहोश :grinning::grinning:
Sharab body ko khatam karti hai,
Sharab samaj ko khatam karti hai,
Aao aaj iss sharab ko khatam karte
hai,
Ek bottal Tum khatam kare ek hum
khatam karte hai…
Latest ek dum Gareeb joke
Teacher To Boy: nalayak
Class Me Din Bhar Ladkiyo K Sath
Itni
Baate Kyu Karta Hai?
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Boy: Sir Mai Garib Hu.! Mere Mobile
me Whatsappp Nahi Hai.......
Teacher: Tum Late Kion Aye Ho? Student: Ammi Abbu Lar Rahy Thay Eslie Teacher:Wo Lar Rahay Thay Tu Tum Kion Late Aye Student: Mera Ek Joota Ammi Ke Pas Tha Owr Ek Abbu Ke Pas :joy::smile::smiley::grinning::blush:
डॉक्टर की गलती और वकील की गलती में क्या फर्क होता है? डॉक्टर की गलती ज़मीन के चार फूट नीचे गाड़ देती हैं और वकील की गलती चार फूट ऊपर टांग देती हैं. :stuck_out_tongue_winking_eye::joy::joy::joy::joy::stuck_out_tongue_closed_eyes::stuck_out_tongue_closed_eyes::stuck_out_tongue_closed_eyes::stuck_out_tongue_closed_eyes::stuck_out_tongue_closed_eyes::joy::joy::joy::joy::stuck_out_tongue_closed_eyes::stuck_out_tongue_closed_eyes::stuck_out_tongue_closed_eyes::stuck_out_tongue_closed_eyes:
BF: Darling tere ghar me kaise maan gaye hamare shadi k liye.
GF: Kuch nah ek question ka answer diya or maan gaye.
BF: Kya pucha???
GF: Ladka kya kar ra hai!! mene bus bola pet k andr laath mar raha hai..
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The Biggest Atom Bomb Used By Every Girlfriend
Is:
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"Khao Meri Kasam !!
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MOdern DefinitiOn Of a
" BOy Friend "
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A Person WhO Has TO Lyk All The Status N Photos OF Her GirlFrnd NO Matter HOw Bad They Are..!!
Mujhe Khamosh Rahon Mein Tera Saath Chahiye,
Tanha Hai Mera Haath Tera Haath Chahiye…
Hasrat-E-Zindagi Ko Teri Hi Sougaat Chahiye,
Mujhe Jeene Ke Liye Tera Hi Saath Chahiye
Happy Propose Day!!!
Good Relations are just like “Water”
No Colour , No Shape,
No Smell, NO Taste.
But Still Very Very “Important” For Life.
Happy Propose Day 2015
TO LOVE SOME ONE IS NOTHING,
TO BE LOVED BY SOMEONE IS SOMEONE,
BUT TO BE LOVED BY THE ONE YOU LOVE IS EVERYTHING.
Happy Propose Day !!
मैंने आज चेहरे के एक तरफ डव लगाया..और..:flushed: . एक तरफ मम्मी ने मेरे कान के नीचे थप्पड़ लगाया..:wave: . थप्पड़ वाली साइड ज्यादा चमक रही है -‘- लव यू मम्मी
1. Focus on your positives and not on the negatives of competition while talking to customers.
2. Unless your Field Force is in top gear, no strategy will work.
3. Grow your own Sales Managers instead of bringing in opportunists from Competitors in the last quarter.
4. Ultimate power comes from the Field Force because they are the people who meet customers every day and know them best - Listen to them and respect their inputs. Never stop training them to be able to be their best.
5. Passion and Self Belief can overcome any obstacle and the best of resources are useless in a face of a well prepared and determined competitor who is willing to fight back from the worst possible debacle.
Great corporate analysis worth sharing........