Most Common Dialogues During Exam:
1. Saale kitna likhega.. ??
2. Abe zor se bol na kuch sunai nai
de raha...
3. Maam I was asking for the eraser .
4. Bata na fattu koi nai dekh raha:/
5. Yaar ye chapter kab karvaya tha.. ??
6. Yar ek din or mil jaata to padh lete .
7. Lag gyi bhai aaj
8. Paper kisne set kiya hai..??
9. Paper kaisa tha.. ?? .
10. Sheet ko thora right main rakhna
aur khud thora khisak ke beth...han abb
dikhayi dee raha hai.. .
And The Famous one
11. Bhagwaan bus is baar paas
kardo.. Maa Kasam..
next time acche se padhayi karunga..
BF: Darling tere ghar me kaise maan gaye hamare shadi k liye.
GF: Kuch nah ek question ka answer diya or maan gaye.
BF: Kya pucha???
GF: Ladka kya kar ra hai!! mene bus bola pet k andr laath mar raha hai..
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The Biggest Atom Bomb Used By Every Girlfriend
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"Khao Meri Kasam !!
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MOdern DefinitiOn Of a
" BOy Friend "
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A Person WhO Has TO Lyk All The Status N Photos OF Her GirlFrnd NO Matter HOw Bad They Are..!!
Lala ji के बेटे ने कहा:-
"पापाजी मेरी गर्लफ्रेंड प्रेगनेंट हो गई है, 50,000 रु मांग रही है चुप रहने के"
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Lala ji ने चुपचाप पैसे दे दिए...
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दो महीने बाद दूसरा बेटा बोला:-
"मेरी गर्लफ्रेंड प्रेगनेंट है, 75,000रु मांग रही है"
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Lala ji ने चुपचाप पैसे दे दिए...
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6 महीने बाद Lala ji की कुंवारी बेटी बोली:-
"पापाजी में प्रेगनेंट हो गई"
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Lala jiने उसको गले से लगाया और माथा चूम के बोला:-
"Mata Rani की मेहर,
अब पैसे लेने की बारी हमारी
Sharab body ko khatam karti hai,
Sharab samaj ko khatam karti hai,
Aao aaj iss sharab ko khatam karte
hai,
Ek bottal Tum khatam kare ek hum
khatam karte hai…
Teacher: Tum Late Kion Aye Ho? Student: Ammi Abbu Lar Rahy Thay Eslie Teacher:Wo Lar Rahay Thay Tu Tum Kion Late Aye Student: Mera Ek Joota Ammi Ke Pas Tha Owr Ek Abbu Ke Pas :joy::smile::smiley::grinning::blush:
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Bring your girl friend, get 35 % discount,
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Bhai Suna Ki Kal Raat 4 Gundo Ne
Aapki Kanpati Pe Gun Rakh Ke Pucha-
Goli Maru
Ya G@@nd?
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Aaj Aap Ko Whatsapp Pr Online Dekh
Ke Khushi Ho Rahi Hai.
Good Decision..!!!
Pyaar Karke Jatayein Ye Jaruri To Nahi, Yaad Karke Koi Bataye Ye Jaruri To Nahi, Rone Wala To Dil Me Hi Ro Leta Hai, Aankh Me Aansoon Aayein Ye Jaruri To Nahi…
पत्नी:- सुनो जी !! शाम को घर पर
व्हाट्सअप जी की पूजा रखी हैं..
पास-पड़ोस की सभी लेडिस लोगों को
बुलाया हैं.. प्रसाद में क्या बाँटू..???
पति:- मेरा नम्बर बाँट देना.. पुण्य लगेगा..
1) Aksar chirag wohi bhujate h … jo pehle usse rosan karte h
2) Fiqr kar uski jo teri fiqr kare, yu to zindgi me bhut h hamdard
3) Hum tere bina ab reh nahi sakte tere bina kya wajood mera
4) Pyar or waar mein sab jayaz hain
5) Life is too short to waste on hating other people.
6) Dil ko zubaan, aankhon ko sapne mil gaye
7) “SUCCESS” is depends on 2nd letter.
8) Main marne ke liye nahi peeta … peene ke liye marta hu
9) Distance doesn’t matter in true love.
10) Salo lag jate pyar wale jakham bharne mein
11) Sun raha hain na tu ro raha hu main
12) Koyi mujhko yu mila hain jaise banjaare ko ghar
13) Your smile is the key of my heart.
14) I am not drunk, I’m in love.
15) Humne chod diya shok-e-mohabat ka…varna tere shar ki khidkiya to aaj b isare karti h
16) Love is a language spoken by everyone but understood only by heart.
Kid:- dad me aaj aapko ek baat batana chahta hun.......
Dad:- bolo.
Kid:- Dad maine Facebook pe ladkiyon ke naam se 5 Fake ID banayi hain.
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Dad:- nalayak aur kuch kaam nahi hai tere pas... lekin tu ye mujhe kyu bata raha hai??.
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Kid:- dad aap jis Pinky Sharma ko ek mahine se patane ki try kar rahe ho wo meri hi fake id hai