पति- आज बाहर खाना खाएंगे ?
पत्नी- (ख़ुशी से) ठीक
है मैं 2
मिनिट में ready होती हुँ.....
पति-ठीक है... मैं बाहर चटाई
बिछाता हूँ
....तुम खाना बना कर ले आना ।
हर मोहल्ले :house_with_garden: में एक एसा हरामखोर :smiling_imp: जरूर होता है, जिसे पता होता है की कौनसी लड़की :person_with_blond_hair: कहाँ Set :couple: है .
Banana
Dresser
Grammar
Potato
Revive
Uneven
Voodoo
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Answer:
In all of the words listed, if you take the first letter, place it at
the end of the word, and then spell the word backwards, it will be
the same word.
Did you figure it out?
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Dard me koi mousam pyara nahi hota,
Dil ho pyasa to pani se gujara nahi hota.
Koi dekhe to humari bebasi,
Hum sabhi ke ho jate hain
Par koi humara nahi hota . ..
Nitish: Manjhi, chal tu CM bann ja!
Manjhi: Ok! Yaay!
Nitish: Bahot ho gaya! Ab mujhe CM banne de!
Manjhi: NEW PHONE WHO DIS?
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what a joke a PM aspirant now struggling for cm post in own party
Good one
To all my married friends and dear once....
This valentine 14 feb 2015 (Saturday) make sure u treat ur wife well, take her to a movie, then to a 5 star �� dinner and generally keep her happy
So that on 15 Feb 2015 (Sunday)
she gives u the control of the TV remote, so u can watch India Pakistan match peacefully ������
हमसे जरा सोच समझ कर पंगा :muscle:???? लेना मेरे दोस्त क्योंकि, समुन्द्र की लहर :ocean: और तेरे भाई की कहर :imp: दोनों ही जानलेवा होती है…. :sunglasses:
55,000+ will be Watching from Ground..
25,000+ Travelled to Australia to See..
1.3 Billion+ will Watch on TV.
Hona na yar peeche... Kitna bhi koi kheeche. :-P
Chak de India
Ind wins Toss: Perfect. now the match is ours too.
Pak wins Toss : chalo let them win a toss atleast. #IndvsPak
First India vs Pakistan Clash with out a God of Cricket!!
" Sachinnnnn Sachinnnn "
The Chant for the God will be missed!!
Dear Dhoni
As a Single you won vs Pak in 2007
As a Husband you won vs Pak in 2011
As a Dad please win vs Pakistan now
Roy Movie Jokes
Aaj release ho rahi hai...... ROY
Kal hai valentines which is known by every girl and...... BOY
Parso hai Ind vs Pak match which will bring for everyone entertainment and........ JOY
Kabhi kabhi aata hai aisa weekend to .........ENJOY
Phir narso aa jaayega monday.......hey prabhu aavu kem ........HOY
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Ek Baat Bolu Seriously
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Kabhi Bhi Girls Ke Sath Aisa kuch
bhi mat karo
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Zo ki aap! Aapni sister ke sath nhi
hona dena chahte :))
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Respect Girls
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Sirf Wahi Log Like Kare Jo Agree Ho
OtherWise Aap Ignore Kar Sakte
Hai ...
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Is Post Ko Itna Share Kare Ki Har
Girl / Boy Iss Post Ko Dekh Le...
फूल इसलिए अच्छे,
की खुश्बू का पैगाम देते है।
कांटे इसलिए अच्छे,
की दामन थाम लेते है।
दोस्त इसलिए अच्छे,
कि वो मुझ पर जान देते है।
और दुश्मनों को,
कैसे ख़राब कह दूँ।
वो ही तो है,
जो हर महफ़िल में मेरा नाम लेते है !