Me :Mujhe apki beti se shadi karni hai
Her dad : Tumhari salary meri beti ke liye toilet paper bhi afford nahi kar sakte..
Me: Agar itni hugti hai to rehne do tongue emoticon tongue emoticon
Bhai Suna Ki Kal Raat 4 Gundo Ne
Aapki Kanpati Pe Gun Rakh Ke Pucha-
Goli Maru
Ya G@@nd?
.
.
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Aaj Aap Ko Whatsapp Pr Online Dekh
Ke Khushi Ho Rahi Hai.
Good Decision..!!!
I am bad in ENGLISH,
But i can tell you that... I love her.
...
I am bad in GEOGRAPHY,
But i can tell you that... She lives in my heart.
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I am bad in HISTORY,
But i can remember, When i first saw her.
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I am bad in CHEMISTRY,
But i can tell, Whats the reaction, when she smiled.
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I am bad in PHYSICS,
But i can tell the intensity of speak of my eyes, When they see her.
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I am bad in every subject,
But i can tell all, I will pass all subjects, If the topic is "HER"...!!!
गर्लफ्रेंड : मैं अपना पर्स घर पर भूल आई, मुझे 1000 रुपये की जरूरत है। . . बॉयफ्रेंड : कर दी न छोटी बात, पगली यह ले... . . 10 रुपये। अभी रिक्शा करके घर जा और पर्स ले आ। गर्लफ्रेंड बेहोश :grinning::grinning:
Banana
Dresser
Grammar
Potato
Revive
Uneven
Voodoo
Are You Peeking Or Have You Already Given Up?
Give It Another Try….
OK… Here You Go… Hope You Didn’t Cheat.
This Is Cool.
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Answer:
In all of the words listed, if you take the first letter, place it at
the end of the word, and then spell the word backwards, it will be
the same word.
Did you figure it out?
whatsapp puzzle quiz
पत्नी:- सुनो जी !! शाम को घर पर
व्हाट्सअप जी की पूजा रखी हैं..
पास-पड़ोस की सभी लेडिस लोगों को
बुलाया हैं.. प्रसाद में क्या बाँटू..???
पति:- मेरा नम्बर बाँट देना.. पुण्य लगेगा..
Mujhe Khamosh Rahon Mein Tera Saath Chahiye,
Tanha Hai Mera Haath Tera Haath Chahiye…
Hasrat-E-Zindagi Ko Teri Hi Sougaat Chahiye,
Mujhe Jeene Ke Liye Tera Hi Saath Chahiye
Happy Propose Day!!!
Good Relations are just like “Water”
No Colour , No Shape,
No Smell, NO Taste.
But Still Very Very “Important” For Life.
Happy Propose Day 2015
TO LOVE SOME ONE IS NOTHING,
TO BE LOVED BY SOMEONE IS SOMEONE,
BUT TO BE LOVED BY THE ONE YOU LOVE IS EVERYTHING.
Happy Propose Day !!
gabbr sing ke gar jab ek ladka peda hota hai tab uski ma jor se chata marti hai
tab ajubaju vale puchte hai ki kyu mara
uski ma bolti hai ki sala muje bolta he kitne admi the....