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  • Most Common Dialogues During Exam: 1. Saale kitna likhega.. ?? 2. Abe zor se bol na kuch sunai nai de raha... 3. Maam I was asking for the eraser . 4. Bata na fattu koi nai dekh raha:/ 5. Yaar ye chapter kab karvaya tha.. ?? 6. Yar ek din or mil jaata to padh lete . 7. Lag gyi bhai aaj 8. Paper kisne set kiya hai..?? 9. Paper kaisa tha.. ?? . 10. Sheet ko thora right main rakhna aur khud thora khisak ke beth...han abb dikhayi dee raha hai.. . And The Famous one 11. Bhagwaan bus is baar paas kardo.. Maa Kasam.. next time acche se padhayi karunga..
  • 9 years ago



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  • þadнŋe-l¡kнŋe мe тo нυм ßacнþaŋ ѕe genoυѕт нe, ßυт ek d¡ŋ þr¡nc¡þal ki ßeт¡ Ko cннed d¡ya тo ѕale ŋe college ѕe н¡ ѕυѕþend kar d¡ya.,....
  • 9 years ago



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  • Aaj ka su vichar Kaam aise karo Ki log aapko . . . . . . . Kisi doosre kaam k liye kahe hi nahi
  • 9 years ago



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  • Rahul Gandhi has decided to field Mandira Bedi against Kiran Bedi as the Delhi CM candidate for Congress. Any guesses why? . . . . . . . . Because 1 MB = 1024 KB!
  • 9 years ago



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  • ���� 1st time in HISTORY Sardar ne 1 Intelligent sawal puchha & teacher behosh. SARDAR ka Sawal = ⚫BLACK is a color , ⚪WHITE is a color but BLACK & WHITE TV is not COLOR TV why..❓ ����
  • 9 years ago



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  • कुछ मेम्बर तो ऐसे है की जैसे सत्यनारायण की कथा सुनने आये हो... सिर्फ प्रशाद से मतलब है उनको... अरे भाई ग्रुप में हो तो अपनी मौजूदगी का कुछ तो प्रमाण दो...।
  • 9 years ago



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  • Aansu na hote to aankh itni haseen na hoti, Dard na hota to khushiyo kya hoti, Puri karte khuda yuhi sab muraade, To ibadat ki kabhi zarurat na hoti.
  • 9 years ago



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  • दूर से इश्क का कमाल देख मेरे ख्याल में अपनी मिसाल देख आ कर देख नज़दीक से ऑंखें मेरी मेरे जवाब देख अपने सवाल देख....
  • 9 years ago



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  • Ek Baat Bolu Seriously . . Kabhi Bhi Girls Ke Sath Aisa kuch bhi mat karo . . Zo ki aap! Aapni sister ke sath nhi hona dena chahte :)) . . Respect Girls . . Sirf Wahi Log Like Kare Jo Agree Ho OtherWise Aap Ignore Kar Sakte Hai ... . . Is Post Ko Itna Share Kare Ki Har Girl / Boy Iss Post Ko Dekh Le...
  • 9 years ago



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  • Bhula ke mujhko agar tum bhi ho salamat, To bhula k tujko smbhalna muje b aata hai Nahi hain meri fitrat mein ye aadat warna, Teri tarah badalna mujhe bhi aata hain…!!! Yad rakhna zindagi bhar meri ye bat.. Warna bahut pachtayegi..
  • 9 years ago



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  • Lets welcome the year which is fresh Lets welcome the year which is new, Lets cherish each moment it beholds, Lets celebrate this blissful new year
  • 9 years ago



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  • :grinning::grinning::grinning:

    लड़केवाले - क्या क्या बना लेती है आप की बेटी....?

    लड़कीवाले - अब क्या तारीफ करे ईसकी, ये सेल्फ़ी लेते समय 15 अलग अलग तरह के मुँह बना लेती है....
    :stuck_out_tongue_winking_eye::stuck_out_tongue_winking_eye::stuck_out_tongue_winking_eye::stuck_out_tongue_winking_eye:
  • 9 years ago



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  • अरे #मेरी :bride_with_veil_tone1: जान :kissing_heart: उम्र भर साथ:couple: #निभाऊंगा :heavy_check_mark:तेरा...:point_up_2_tone4:मैं वो नहीं :x:जो #जियो :black_joker:के चक्कर :innocent:में अपने :point_right:�#Airtel :flower_playing_cards:के सिम :point_left:�को निकाल फेकूं:grimacing:....:wink:
  • 9 years ago



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  • Madam (boy se)- kaha h copy..? kahan h pen? boy- jabse tumhe dekha.. kya copy kya pen? . Tere mast-mast 2 nain, mere dil ka le gye chain, gayab h copy or kho gye pen!
  • 9 years ago



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  • Banta ne hazamat ki dukaan kholi, . . Ek din Santa shave karaane aaya. .. Banta: Muchh rakhni hai? . Santa: Haan Banta (Muchh Kaat Kar) Le rakh le jahaa rakhni hai! . .@Rahul
  • 9 years ago



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