Most Common Dialogues During Exam:
1. Saale kitna likhega.. ??
2. Abe zor se bol na kuch sunai nai
de raha...
3. Maam I was asking for the eraser .
4. Bata na fattu koi nai dekh raha:/
5. Yaar ye chapter kab karvaya tha.. ??
6. Yar ek din or mil jaata to padh lete .
7. Lag gyi bhai aaj
8. Paper kisne set kiya hai..??
9. Paper kaisa tha.. ?? .
10. Sheet ko thora right main rakhna
aur khud thora khisak ke beth...han abb
dikhayi dee raha hai.. .
And The Famous one
11. Bhagwaan bus is baar paas
kardo.. Maa Kasam..
next time acche se padhayi karunga..
#pagla :man_with_gua_pi_mao:? Bolta Hai Dekh Kai:eyes: #Dp :woman:? Teri :kissing_heart:#darling:couplekiss: Mai :scream: Baichain Ho Gya :heart_eyes:… Ek Hi #jhalak:heart_eyes:dekha:wink:aur Tera:point_right::woman:?sabse :heartbeat: Bda? #fan :heart_eyes: Ho Gya…
Rahul Gandhi has decided to field Mandira Bedi against Kiran Bedi as the Delhi CM candidate for Congress.
Any guesses why?
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Because 1 MB = 1024 KB!
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1st time in HISTORY
Sardar ne 1 Intelligent sawal puchha & teacher behosh.
SARDAR ka Sawal =
⚫BLACK is a color ,
⚪WHITE is a color
but BLACK & WHITE TV is not COLOR TV
why..❓
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कुछ मेम्बर तो ऐसे है की जैसे सत्यनारायण की कथा सुनने आये हो...
सिर्फ प्रशाद से मतलब है उनको...
अरे भाई ग्रुप में हो तो अपनी मौजूदगी का कुछ तो प्रमाण दो...।
Ek Baat Bolu Seriously
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Kabhi Bhi Girls Ke Sath Aisa kuch
bhi mat karo
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Zo ki aap! Aapni sister ke sath nhi
hona dena chahte :))
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Respect Girls
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Sirf Wahi Log Like Kare Jo Agree Ho
OtherWise Aap Ignore Kar Sakte
Hai ...
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Is Post Ko Itna Share Kare Ki Har
Girl / Boy Iss Post Ko Dekh Le...
Bhula ke mujhko agar tum bhi ho
salamat,
To bhula k tujko smbhalna muje b aata
hai
Nahi hain meri fitrat mein ye aadat
warna,
Teri tarah badalna mujhe bhi aata
hain…!!! Yad rakhna zindagi bhar meri ye bat.. Warna bahut pachtayegi..
लड़कीवाले - अब क्या तारीफ करे ईसकी, ये सेल्फ़ी लेते समय 15 अलग अलग तरह के मुँह बना लेती है.... :stuck_out_tongue_winking_eye::stuck_out_tongue_winking_eye::stuck_out_tongue_winking_eye::stuck_out_tongue_winking_eye:
Madam (boy se)- kaha h copy..?
kahan h pen?
boy- jabse tumhe dekha..
kya copy kya pen?
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Tere mast-mast 2 nain,
mere dil ka le gye chain,
gayab h copy or kho gye pen!
Banta ne hazamat ki dukaan kholi,
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Ek din Santa shave karaane aaya.
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Banta: Muchh rakhni hai?
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Santa: Haan Banta (Muchh Kaat Kar)
Le rakh le jahaa rakhni hai!
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.@Rahul
लड़कियो :princess: को Facebook पर 1000 Followers :busts_in_silhouette: चाहिए और Reality में एक कुत्ता :monkey_face: भी Follow करले तो मम्मी_मम्मी :cold_sweat: चिल्ला कर भागती है