Pagal hain woh log jo 14 feb ko
propose karte hai.
Meri mano to 1st april ko
propose karo.
Maan gai to 'cool,'
Varna keh do Didi ' april fool'!
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Difference between COMPLETE and FINISH . .
When u get married with the right one, u r COMPLETE . .
But....
When u get married with the wrong one, u r FINISHED . .
And.....
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When the right one finds u with the wrong one,
u r
COMPLETELY FINISHED .
जमाई ससुराल में खाना खाते वक़्त: आज खाना सासुमाँ ने बनाया है क्या.? - बीवी - अरे वाह! कैसे पहचाना... ? - जमाई - अरे जब तुम बनाती हो तो खाने में से काले बाल निकलते हैं आज सफ़ेद बाल निकला है....!!!
9 Advice To college students...
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1> Never Love A Girl/Boy
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2> Never Lie To Parents..
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3> Never Be Rude To Anyone..
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4> Always Say Sorry To
Enemies..
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5> Never drink alcohol
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6> Never Bunk College/ School..
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7> Never Roam Till Mid Night
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8> Always Study Well
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9> Die Immediately If You Follow
The
Above
Eight Advices...
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Students Thoko Like
1 Ladki ne sasural se apni maa ko phone kiya
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Ladki:"maa, kal meri unke sath ladai ho gai"
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Maa:"koi baat ni beti, pati
patni ke beech ladai hoti rehti
hai... .
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Ladki:"Haan wo sab to theek hai
Par Laash ka kya kru ???????
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Maa : OLX pe bech de
High Class Insult . . .
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Girl to Boy: Apne Baal to dekho jaise
Ghass Ugi Ho.
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Boy 2 girl: Isliye itni der se soch
raha hu ke mere saamne Bhais kyun
khadi hai ..
1. 30 STATES - STILL WE ARE ONE
2. 1618 LANGUAGES - STILL WE ARE ONE
3. 6 RELIGIONS - STILL WE ARE ONE
4. 6400 CASTES - STILL WE ARE ONE
5. 29 MAJOR FESTIVALS - STILL WE ARE ONE
AND WE WILL BE AS A INDIAN FOR EVER......................
Kaminey Friends
4 Boys on bike..
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Police:"Triple riding is bannedaur tum 4 baithe ho..??
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Boys shocked
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Looks behind..
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And says:"abe Kamino 5 wa kaha gir gaya.?"
1 Ladke Ko Ladki Se Pyar Ho
Gaya
Lekin
Ladki Ne Use Thukra Dia
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Ladke Ne Kaha Tum 10 Din Ke
Andar
Mujhse Mohabbat Ka Iqrar
Karogi .
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Aur Ladka Din Raat Barish Me
Dhoop
Me
Uske Ghar Ke Samne Khada
Raha
. 9 Din Ke Bad Ladki Ko Sach Me
Ladke
Ki
Mohabbat Ka Ehsas Ho Gaya
Usne
Socha
Subah Pyar Ka Iqrar Krungi
Lekin
Jab Wo Ladke Ko Milne Gayi To
Ladka
Use
Wahan Naa Mila Aur 1 Kagaz
Mila Jis
Par
Likha Tha
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Tere Chakkar Main Teri Bahen
Set Ho
Gayi Hai
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Sorry Saali Sahiba
Boy: Mom, please give me a glass of water,
Mom: You come and drink.
Boy: please Mom.
Mom: if you repeat, i’ll slap u.
Boy: When you come to slap me, plz bring the water….. :-D
A boy had a crush on his classmate.
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One fine day he proposed her.
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But she rejected and threatened that she would complain to the principal if he ever bothered her again.
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And the boy remains silent for rest of the days.
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Some days later the girl borrows a book from that boy and
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writes in it
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" I love u too. Sorry to hurt you the other day. If you forgive me, please come and speak to me."
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Four years passed,
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But.....
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the boy never approached the girl again.
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MORAL: boys never open their books.����
Waqt Ke Toofan Mein Bikharte Chale Gaye;
Tanhai Ki Gehrai Mein Utarte Chale Gaye;
Jannat Thi Har Subah Shaam Jin Dosto Ke Saath;
Ek-Ek Kar Ke Sab Bichhadte Chale Gaye;
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Thanks to Whatsapp and Facebook...
Saale Sab Phir Wapis Mil Gaye!
2 ladies 1 ped k neeche bethi kafi dair
se baate kr
rahi thin k achanak drakht se 1 Aam
(mango) gira
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Pehli Aurat
Ye Aam kese gira?
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Dusri Aurat kch bolne hi wali thi k..
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Aam khud hath jorr kr bola!
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Puk gaya hun mein tum dono ki baten
sun sun kar.
Pappu apne dost se baat kar raha tha.
Pappu - Ek bar main or mera sir lift se ja rahe the, lift me ek ladki bhi thi.
Achanak light chali gai aur dusare hi pal ek kiss ki awaj ayi or satak ke chate ki awaj ayi.
Light ayi to sir gal pe hat rakh ke khade the.
Dost - Apne sir asse hai
Pappu - Tujhe kya laga sir ne kiss kiya or ladki ne chata mara.??
Dost - haan
Pappu - Nahi re, maine hi kiss ki awaj nikali or sir ko chata mara.
Aisa mouka phir kahan milta.
एक छोरा एक छोरी को प्रपोज करते हुए:- I LOVE YOU…..!! ; ; छोरी:- तमीज से बात करो, छोरा:- ओम मंगलम भगवान विष्णु मंगलमगरुड ध्वज्: मंगलम पुण्डरिकाक्षाय With Due Respect Beg To Say That “I Love You” देवी जी, Offer ग्रहण करें, स्वाहा…!!! ; ; और तब तक गाल पर चटाक, छोरा गाल सहलाते हुए ये क्या है….??? छोरी:- पूर्णाहुति के बाद नारियल फूटा है….!!!