Dedicated To All Boys
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Ladke Pagal Ho Jaatey Hain Pyar Me,
Baki Kasar Puri Ho Jaati Hai Intezaar
Me.......
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Magar Ye Dard Ladkiya Nahi Samjhti,
Wo Toh Panipuri Khati Firti Hain
Bazaar Me..
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Or Ladke Pade Rehte Hain Beer Bar
Me..
REAL LOVE:
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Garmi me boy ne jab Pasina gf k
dupatte se pocha to wo boli:
"Dupatta Ganda na karo,
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Aur Jab usne Maa ke Aanchal se
pocha to Maa boli:
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"Ye Ganda hai, Saaf deti hu,
:red_circle::red_circle:मास्टर जी :- मैने तुम्हे थप्पड़ मारा इसका भविष्य काल बताओ....? -.- -.- छात्र - छुट्टी के बाद आपकी मोटर साईकल पंचर मिलेगी।:smile::stuck_out_tongue_winking_eye::joy:
Ladki wale:- Beta-drink karte ho ?
Ladka: haan Ji !
Cigarette ?
: haan ji
Jua/satta ?
: Haan ji
Danga-fasad ?
: Haan Ji
Sari negative baatain hain !!
kuch +ve baat hai kya ?
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. Ladka: haa ji HIV + ..
Just for fun !!
एक आदमी मरने के बाद यमराज के पास जाता है।
वहां देखता है… गांधीजी शकीरा के साथ डांस कर रहे है।
आदमी यमराज से पूछता है: गांधीजी की सजा इतनी मस्त क्यों?
यमराज: हरामखोर सजा गांधीजी को नहीं शकीरा को मिली है.
Girl:- awwww, howzz eww..?? Supzz..?? Uah dp is so kew..!! Talking to eww afterr xuch a long time..xoxo:)
Boy:- sabse pehle to tu Guthka thuk ke type kar...
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Girlfrend Romantic mood me - aaj ghar mai koi nhi hai, aajao..
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Boy - tu mere ghar aaja pagli,
mere ghar sab log hai Tera mann
laga rahega . .
Moral - Har ladka kamina nahi
hota koi sharif b hota hai ..
Ladki Sath Ho To Restaurant Ka Bill
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Ladki Door Ho To Mobile Ka Bill
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Aur
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Ladki Hamesha Ke Liye Hi Door Ho Jaye To
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"Daru Ka Bill"
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Isliye Na Lagao Dil, Na Aayega Bill.
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Pyar kabi na krna pardesi se
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Rote Rote naina thak jayenge
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Pyar krna ho to karo hamesa padosi se
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Roj Balcony se darshan ho jayenge
Girl-Friend Ne Boyfriend Se Pyar Se
Kaha
Ladki: “Jaanu, Tum Mere Liye Kya
Kar Sakte Ho?”
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Ladka: “Jo Tum Kaho Meri Jaan”
Ladki: “Kya Mere Liye Chaand La
Sakte Ho?”
Ladka 2 Minute Bol Ke Kahi Gaya Aur
Kuch Chiz Apne Piche Chupa Ke Laya...
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Ladki Se Bola Ki Aankhein Band Karo,
Aur Wo Chiz Ladki Ke Haatho Mein De
Di
Aur Ladki Ko Kaha Ab Apni Aankhein
Kholo...
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Ladki Ki Aankho Mein Se Ansu Nikal
Aaye Vo Chiz Dekh Ke.
Kyunki Uske Haatho Mein Ek Aaina
(Sheesha) Tha,
Jisme Us Ladki Ka
Chehra Nazar Aa Raha Tha
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Ladki Ne Khush Hokar Boy-Friend Ko
Bola: “Awwwww… Tum Mujhe Chand
Samjhte Ho?”
Ladka: “Nahi, Main To Tumhe Sirf Ye
Samjha Raha Tha, Jis Muh Se Tumne
Chaand Manga Hai, Vo Thobda Kabhi
Sheeshe Mein Bhi Dekha Hai Ya Nahi
Exam ki raat student ne toss kiya : Heads aya
to sona hai,
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Tails aaya to film dekhana hai,..
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Khada raha to gane sunuga,..
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Agar hawa me raha..
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To maa kasam raat bhar padhunga...
Students Thoko Likes..
Boy: You Wanna Know Something?
Girl: What ??
Boy: Loving You Is The Second Best Thing I Ever Did !!
Girl: Okay.
Boy: You Wanna Know The First?…
Gal: Sure….!!
Boy: Finding You