Whatsapp Funny Jokes

Boy: Hello Babe…. (11:45pm) Girl: (last seen at 11:46pm) Boy: Hey please answer me (11:50pm) Girl: (last seen at 11:52pm) Boy: But why do you treat me like that?? Why don’t you answer me? (12:00am) Girl: (last seen at 12:00am) Boy: Ok good night dear, i just wanted to tell you that tody I have received my salary worth Rs.50,000 and i have reserved Rs.20,000 for your shopping….but l think Girl(typing): ohh hi dear… Actually mum was here thats why I couldn’t reply… N wow darling thats a gr8 newz…. I love you a lot.. N when shall we go ? (12:05am) Boy: (last seen 12:06am) Girl: Baby please answer me na… dear i was off last time, lemme know na when shall we go?(12:08am) Boy: (last seen 12:09am) Girl: I think your looking very tired cpz off work load.. So now u go to bed n sleep.. well honey, tk cr, (12:10am) Boy: (last seen 12:12am) . . Girl: sorry to disturb u but 1 thing I forgot that tomorrow mom dad are not at home in the evening, so u can come to my place after shopping..love u janu..gudnyt.. (12:20am) Boy(online) – ohh i was preparing for sleep, surely we will meet..c ya tomorrw..mmuuahhh

9 years ago

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Teacher : Batao India me sabse jayda baarish kaha girti he. ??? Badi der sochne k baad Golu ne jawab diya: Zameen par.

9 years ago

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Pappu: I love u Ladki ne zor se thappad maara, aur boli .. Kya kaha tune?? Pappu ne bhi ghuma kar 2 zordaar chaanta maara aur kaha.. Kamini jab suna hi nahin to maara kyun??

9 years ago

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Pagal hain woh log jo 14 feb ko propose karte hai. Meri mano to 1st april ko propose karo. Maan gai to 'cool,' Varna keh do Didi ' april fool'! ��

9 years ago

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Boy: Tu Dharti Pe Rahe, Chahe Aasmaan mein Rahe, Tujhe Teri Khushbu Se Pehchan Loonga... Girl: Mujhe Pehle Se Pata Tha, Tum Kuttay Ho...

9 years ago

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A physics student proposing a chemistry Girl:- I love u more than an electron wants to attract proton.... . . . Girl: Oye carbon monoxide, apna conical flask jesa face lay k foran yahan sy reduce ho ja, is sey pehley k tujhey oxidise kar dun or tu reaction k qabil bhi na rahey, Kambakht, Graphite ki aulad...

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Best line said by a boy to his GF:" . . . . . . . . . . . . . Tere bina mai ye duniya chhod to du, . Par uska dil kaise dukha du.. Jo roz drwaze par khadi kehti he . "Beta Ghar Jaldi aa jaana"...

9 years ago

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Reactions of KISSING in various Countries . . America : - Kiss me hard ! France : - Kiss me Slowly! India: . . . . . . . . . . . . . Jaldi karo koi aah na jaye

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Dedicated To All Boys .. .. .. Ladke Pagal Ho Jaatey Hain Pyar Me, Baki Kasar Puri Ho Jaati Hai Intezaar Me....... .. .. .. .. .. .. .. Magar Ye Dard Ladkiya Nahi Samjhti, Wo Toh Panipuri Khati Firti Hain Bazaar Me.. . . Or Ladke Pade Rehte Hain Beer Bar Me..

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kissing a girl on her fore head is respect, . . kissing a girl on her cheek is care, . . kissing a girl on her eyesis care & love, . . kissing a girl on her lips is love, . . but kissing a girl in front of her boyfriend ??? . . HUD HUD DABANGG DABANGG DABANGG .....

9 years ago

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For those girls who say that- "mere piche to bhot se ladke pade hai" . . . . . . . . . They always should remember that- "Low price always attract customers"...

9 years ago

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એક છોરો કન્યા જોવા ગ્યો...

એલી સીવતા ફાવે...?

છોરી : હકણ...પોલકા ઘાઘરા બુશ્કોટ કડીયા..હન્ધુય ફાવે...

એલી રાંધતા ફાવે..?

છોરી : હકણ...ઢોકળા થેપલા પાટવડી પુડલા ભજીયા..જે ક્યો ઇ હન્ધુય ફાવે

એલી ભણી કેટલુક હે...?

છોરી : કોલેજ ના તયણ વરહ પુરા કયરા સે...

છોરો : તો તો ઇન્ગલીશેય ફાવતુ હશે ને...? ?
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છોરી : કોય દી લુખુ નથી પીધુ...સોડા હાયરે ફાવે...! :stuck_out_tongue_winking_eye:

9 years ago

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पापा और 12 साल का बेटा एक होटल में गए, पापा- वेटर एक बियर

9 years ago

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भिखारी (पिंकी से) : मैडम एक रुपए दे दो। पिंकी : शर्म नहीं आती, इतने स्मार्ट, खूबसूरत, हैंडसम जवान लड़के हो और भीख मांगते हो? भिखारी (खुश होकर) : ठीक है तो फिर एक झप्पी ही दे दो।

9 years ago

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Girfriend And Boyfriend On Phone Boy : Hey Aaj Kya Khana Khaya ? . . . Girl : Tumhe Bas Yehi Batain Karni Aati Hain . . Boy : Oh Oh Ok Ye Batao ? How Should Central Bank Fight These Inflationary Trends With Minimum Intervention In The Money Markets ? . Girl : Hmmmm? . Daal Chawal Khaye Hai !!! . . . .

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18 Yrs Old Boy: Will U Be My Girlfriend.. ?? 18 Yrs Old Girl: Get Lost! No! . . . . . 5 Yrs Old Boy: Will U Be My Girlfriend.. ?? . . 18 Yrs Old Girl: OMG! U R So Cute, (^_^) Yes, Yes, I Will.. . . . . Hey Bhagwan Ye Kaisi Leela Hai Tumhari..!!

9 years ago

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Boy: "Tuj me Rab dikta Hai, Yara mai kya karu" Girl: "Darsan kar, Dakshina de, Prasad la or Chala ja, Q ki tere piche or vi Bhakt khade hai".

9 years ago

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चीते की चाल :tiger2: बाज की नजर
और Student :sunglasses: Ki पढ़ाई :books:..
पर संदेह नहीं करते........

कभी भी Top :point_up: कर सकते हैं ,

सिर्फ मस्तानी :princess: बीच मे नहीं ,
आनी चाहिये........
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Mene 1 ladki ki help ki usne muje thnx bola . . . . Mene kaha thnx mat bolo ye lo mera nomber 3 ladkiyo ko de dena or unse kahna ki or 3 ladkiyo ko de

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जब कोई सुबह-सुबह आवाज लगाने से भी न उठे तो…
उसको उठाने का एक नया तरीका लाया गया है

उसके कान में जाकर धीरे से कह दो

” तेरा बाप तेरा मोबाइल चेक कर रहा है”

कूद के भागेगा ससुरा!!
:grinning::grimacing::grin::joy::smiley::smile::grinning::grinning::grinning:

9 years ago

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