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  • Three types of students have 100% attendance in schools- . . . 1. Intelligent bookish . . . 2. Girlfriend wale . . . . . 3. Wo jo Dettol se nahate hai
    • 10 years ago



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  • Ladki Sath Ho To Restaurant Ka Bill . . Ladki Door Ho To Mobile Ka Bill . . . Aur . . . Ladki Hamesha Ke Liye Hi Door Ho Jaye To . . . "Daru Ka Bill" . . . Isliye Na Lagao Dil, Na Aayega Bill. ,
    • 10 years ago



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  • When a girl Is in her Mayka, she stays like a RANI, . Jab Shaadi hokar jati hai toh LAXMI kehlati hai, . Aur Sasural me Kaam Karte-Karte BAI ban jaati hai. . Is tarah Ladkiya RANI-LAXMI-BAI ban jati hai
    • 10 years ago



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  • Height of laziness: 2 frnz studying at night 1st: Wats the time? 2nd threw a stone out of da window Neighbor: Kamino ab toh so jao, raat ke 3 baj gaye.. ;) whatsapp jokes
    • 10 years ago



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  • WORK PRESSURE... ❄ _______________________________ Once I was flashing my ID card instead of unlocking the house door with keys.. _______________________________ Me and my friends went out for dinner in one of the best restaurants . And as I finished.. I started walking towards the wash basin with Plates in my hand.. _______________________________ Once I was on call with my father and mom was not around. I went on to ask, “Why is she not attending the weekly status call?” _______________________________ I don’t login to facebook, youtube, etc.. at my personal internet connection at home… thinking it will be blocked any way. Till I realize – I am at home. _______________________________ Once after talking to one of my friends I ended the conversation saying, "Ok bye…in case of any issues will call u back" _______________________________ Sometimes when I mistakenly delete a message from my mobile, I hope for a second, maybe it’s in the recycle bin !_______________________________ Once I went to a pharmacy n asked for a tab….pharmacist asked whether I want 250mg or 500mg….. I replied 256mb….thank god he didn’t notice. _______________________________ And I – after a hectic week, went to a movie. In the middle of the movie, when I wanted to check the time, I kept repeatedly glancing at the bottom right corner of the Theatre Screen… So avoid working so hard ! Have a great work-life balance.. Lastly...... Height Of Work Pressure: An Employee Opens His Tiffin Box On The Road Side To See,Whether He Is Going To office, Or Coming Back From office.
    • 10 years ago



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  • पत्नी : प्लीज मेरी तरफ मुह करके सो जाओ...... मुझे डर लग रहा हे.... | | | | | पति : अच्छा!! बस अपनी ही चिंन्ता हे... मे भले ही डर डर के मर जाऊ
    • 10 years ago



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  • Boy: I Love you, tum is duniya ki sabse khubsurat ladki ho Girl: Par tumare piche toh mujhse bhi zyada khubsurat ladki khadi hai. Ladke ne mud kar dekha toh waha koi nahi tha. Girl: Agar tum mujhse sachha pyaar karte toh kabhi mud kar nahi dekhte.. “I HATE YOU” Moral:- “Moral woral kuch nahi, bas ladki zara tez nikli.. (Girlz Thoko LIKE ) Par Baat abhi baaki hai mere doston Boy: Jaisi tumhari marzi, but ab ye diamond ring main kise dunga… ?? Girl: Lo Ab main apne jaanu ke saath mazak bhi nahi kar sakti kyaa.. ?? Ladki ne ring box main dekha. Girl: Ye to khaali hai.. Boy: Agar tum mujhse sacha pyaar karti to kabhi verify nahi karti ke is me ring hai ki nahi.. I HATE YOU Moral:- Ladki Jitni Tezz Hoti Hai Utni Hi Tez Uski Watt Bhi Lagti Hai. Ab THOKO LIKE, MAARO SHARE :-D
    • 10 years ago



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  • On Whatsapp: Girl: Tu Hasta Nahi hai Kya? Boy: Kyu? Girl: Tere Haste Hue Ki Koi Photo Nahi Hain. Boy: Tu Nahati nahi hai kya?
    • 10 years ago



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  • गर्ल:- मैं तुम्हारे लिए आग पे चल सकती हूँ… नदी में कूद सकती हूँ… लड़का:- लव यू जानू.. क्या तुम मुझे अभी मिलने आ सकती हो… . . गर्ल:- पागल हो क्या इतनी धूप में…
    • 10 years ago



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  • Mazak ki bhi ek Hadd hoti hai YAAR . . . Main Ladki ko date kar raha tha, aur tabhi mera dost uske samne aakar bola:- . . . . . . . . " kal wali Zyada achi thi "
    • 10 years ago



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  • 9 Advice To college students... .. 1> Never Love A Girl/Boy .. 2> Never Lie To Parents.. .. 3> Never Be Rude To Anyone.. .. 4> Always Say Sorry To Enemies.. .. 5> Never drink alcohol .. 6> Never Bunk College/ School.. .. 7> Never Roam Till Mid Night .. 8> Always Study Well .. 9> Die Immediately If You Follow The Above Eight Advices... .. Students Thoko Like
    • 10 years ago



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  • Santa makes cal 2 airport: Hw long is da journey frm punjab 2 America?? Receptionist:1 sec sir.. . . . . Santa disconnect n says, 'pee ke bethi hai kamini"
    • 10 years ago



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  • Mr Patel a resident of UK and his 10 year old son met Virat Kohli, On meeting his son said "Virat, Vandemataram" Virat surprised, says" Mr Patel, for 3rd generation britisher and his age, your son is very patriotic." Mr Patel .... Oh no, he said in Gujarati .... One-day Ma to ram
    • 10 years ago



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  • Ladkiyon Ko Jalebi Jaisi Kyun Kaha Jaata Hai? . . . . . . Kyunki Ye Kabhi Seedhi Nahiho Sakti, Par Hoti Bhi Toh Bahut"sweet" Hai..!
    • 10 years ago



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  • Mene 1 ladki ki help ki usne muje thnx bola . . . . Mene kaha thnx mat bolo ye lo mera nomber 3 ladkiyo ko de dena or unse kahna ki or 3 ladkiyo ko de
    • 10 years ago



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  • OY- I Love you, come in my life & stay in my heart...! GIRL - Sandal nikaalun kya? BOY - Hat pagli! Mera dil koi MANDIR thodi hai, bindaas pehan kar aaja....
    • 10 years ago



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  • प्लेन में 4 से 5 ड्रिंक लेने के बाद... . ब्रिटिश- मैं अब सोना चाहता हूँ . अमेरिकन - मैं अब इन्टरनेट पर अपना काम करूंगा । . जर्मन - मैं फिल्म देखूँगा । . चीनी - मैं गाने सुनूंगा । . INDIAN - हट जाओ अब भाई प्लेन उड़ाएगा ✈
    • 10 years ago



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