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टीचर : “कौनसा पंछी सबसे तेज़ उड़ता है? स्टूडेट : “सर, हाथी। टीचर : “नालायक, तेरा बाप क्या करता है? स्टूडेट : “दाउद के गैंग में ‘शूटर है। टीचर : “शाबाश। लिखो बच्चो ‘हाथी’।

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पति-पत्नी एक ही प्लेट में गोलगप्पे खा रहे थे। एक दूसरे की आँख में आँख डाले पत्नी ने रोमांटिक हो कर पूछा ! “ऐसे क्या देख रहे हो जी?” पति: थोडा आराम से खा, मेरी बारी ही नहीं आ रही।

9 years ago

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Boy- Boys are Intelligent than gals! . Gal- Any proof?? . Boy- U always say IntelliGENTS, . . But U never say IntelliLadies!! : Hahaha

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Arj kiya hai.... Maine hamesha zindagi mein DHOKE hi khaye hai. . . . . . . . . . Maine hamesha zindagi main DHOKE hi khaye hai. . . . . . . Grapes,�� Mango,�� Apple,�� Chiku�� amrud�� cherry�� Pineapple�� Strawberry�� Pear�� Watermelon�� Sub DHOKE hi khaye hain. Aap bhi DHO KE hi khana.... Hygenic hota hai...

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I argued��... She argued��... I shouted��... She shouted�� and then she cried�� Result: she won by duckworth lewis method��

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Mr Patel a resident of UK and his 10 year old son met Virat Kohli, On meeting his son said "Virat, Vandemataram" Virat surprised, says" Mr Patel, for 3rd generation britisher and his age, your son is very patriotic." Mr Patel .... Oh no, he said in Gujarati .... One-day Ma to ram

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4 Students Ne Paper Ki Tayari Nahi Ki, . Unho Ne 1 plan Banaya Aur Wo Agle Din Principal Ko Bole, . Sir Hum Shadi Mein Gaye The, . Raste Me Gaadi Ka Tyre Puncher Ho Gaya, Hum Saari Raat Dhaka Lagate Rahe, Is Liye Padh Nahi Sake, . . Pricipal Ne Maan Liye Aur Unhe 1 Din Ka Time Diya, 1 Din Baad Unhe 4 Alag Rooms Mein Bithaya, Aur Sirf 1 Sawal Diya, . . Q:" Konsa Tyre Puncher Tha..?? . 1:" Front Right . 2:" Front Left . 3:" Back Right . 4:" Back Left . . Note:" Agar Sabka Same Jawab Hua to Sab Pass...

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ગીરના જંગલમાં ઍસટી બસને પંકચર.....
એક સિંહ...બસમાં ચડ્યો......
બધા મુસાફરના શ્વાસ થંભી ગયા,....
સિંહ બધાને જોતો જોતો છેક છેલ્લી સીટ પર બેઠેલા સરદારજી ને બોચીએથી પકડીને ઢ્સડી જવા લાગ્યો...
કંડકટરે આશ્ચર્ય્ થી પુછ્યુ:ઓઇ..આવું ....કેમ?
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સિહે પાછળ વળી ને કહ્યું...
શેર....કૉ..ભી...કભી કભી પંજાબી ખાનેકા મન હોતા હૈ ભઈ.......
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9 years ago

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Exam ki raat student ne toss kiya : Heads aya to sona hai, . . Tails aaya to film dekhana hai,.. . . Khada raha to gane sunuga,.. . . Agar hawa me raha.. . . . . . . . . . . To maa kasam raat bhar padhunga... Students Thoko Likes..

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Dear Men, A woman who loves you truly will never ask you to buy her expensive gifts or take her to expensive places... She won’t ask for diamonds, rubies or a promise to bring her a world of luxuries... She just wants your love, care and attention.. She wants you to spend a lot of quality time with her.. and appreciate her for all that she does for you out of love and affection.. Every woman is unique in her own way..

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Baap- beta hotel mai gaye. Papa- Waiter, 1 Ice-cream aur 1 beer lana . . . . Beta- Papa, Ice-cream kyu? Aap bhi beer piyo na

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A Boy and A Girl were playing Ludo… Boy: Agar 1 se 5 mein se aaya to I will Kiss you Girl: What?? Acha aur 6 Aaya To… . . . . . Boy: Kabhi Ludo Nahi Kheli Kya? 6 Aaya To dubara meri bari..!!

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suna hai pyaar karne walo ki neend uud jaati hai... . . . . . . . . . . . . . . jiski b uud gayi ho wo plz mujhe subah jaldi utha diya karo meri neend nahi khulti...

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Teacher: Agar Tum tumari GF Ko 500 Do, aur Usko sirf 200 Ki Zarurat Ho To, Wo Kitne Wapas Degi ??.. Student: Kuchh Bhi Nahi… Teacher: Kya Tum Itni si bhi Maths Nahi Jante ?? Student: Sir, Aap meri gf Ko Nai Jante!!

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Pledge of Indian boys in prayer : India is my nation, Girls are my destination, Dating is my passion, Flirting is my occupation & What the hell is this EDUCATION

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Ek din ek ladke ki girlfriend ka BIRTHDAY tha.. Boy was not in the city, So he ordered 20 RED ROSE for his girlfriend. He called her up, Dear maine tumhare liye utne ROSE bheje hain jitni saal ki tum ho gayi ho! While delivering florist thought, Ye aaj ka mera sabse achchha customer hai, Chalo ise 10 ROSE FREE mein de deta hoon, So he gave 30 instead of 20! . Aur aaj tak ladka nahi samajh paya ki uska BREAK-UP kyu hua o_O :-D Samaz me aya !! Thoko comment !! whstapp jokes

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Girl:Tum Ladke Sab ek jaise kyon Hote ho? . . . . . . . . . . . . Boy: Actually hum makeup nahi kartey

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पत्नी : प्लीज मेरी तरफ मुह करके सो जाओ...... मुझे डर लग रहा हे.... | | | | | पति : अच्छा!! बस अपनी ही चिंन्ता हे... मे भले ही डर डर के मर जाऊ

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A store that sells “New Husbands” has opened in New York City, where a woman may go to choose a husband. There are six floors and the value of the products increases as the shopper ascends the floors.. A woman goes to find a husband. Floor 1 – These men Have Jobs. She continues to the second floor.. Floor 2 – These men Have Jobs …n love kids.. she continues upward… Floor 3 – These men Have Jobs, Love Kids, and are Extremely Good Looking.. ‘Wow,’ she thinks, but She goes to the fourth floor.. Floor 4 – These men Have Jobs, Love Kids, are Good Looking and Help with Housework. She exclaims, ‘I can hardly stand it!’ Still, she goes to the fifth floor… Floor 5 – These men Have Jobs, Love Kids, are very handsome, Help with Housework, and Have a Strong Romantic nature.. She is so tempted to stay, but she goes to the sixth floor, where the sign reads: Floor 6 – You are visitor number 31,456,012 to this floor… There are no men on this floor. This floor exists solely as proof that women are impossible to please!!! Thank you for shopping at the Husband Store.. (scroll and keep reading!) Now The store’s owner opened a “New Wives Store” just across the street.. The 1st Floor has wives that listen to men.. . . . . . . . The 2nd, 3rd, 4th,5th and 6th floor have never been visited by men!!!

9 years ago

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Punch of the day Ultimate joke of d day Sardar baar baar apne computer ka password bhool jata tha. Ek din usne socha main apne computer ka password kya rakhu jo kabhi na bhulu... Usne password rakha 'INCORRECT' Ab jab bhi woh galat password enter karta hai, computer khud usey bata deta hai "Your password is incorrect'... This time Sardar rocked ... Computer shocked�� ---------------------------------------------------------- KADAK attitude.. GF Ne Msg Kiya: "Meri Photo De Do. Muje Naya BF Mil Gaya Hai". Maine bhi 25 Photos Bhej ke Likha: "In me se Dhundh Lena. Muje To Teri Shakal Bhi Yaad Nahi"

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