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  • Pagal hain woh log jo 14 feb ko propose karte hai. Meri mano to 1st april ko propose karo. Maan gai to 'cool,' Varna keh do Didi ' april fool'! ����������
    • 9 years ago



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  • Punch of the day Ultimate joke of d day Sardar baar baar apne computer ka password bhool jata tha. Ek din usne socha main apne computer ka password kya rakhu jo kabhi na bhulu... Usne password rakha 'INCORRECT' Ab jab bhi woh galat password enter karta hai, computer khud usey bata deta hai "Your password is incorrect'... This time Sardar rocked ... Computer shocked�� ---------------------------------------------------------- KADAK attitude.. GF Ne Msg Kiya: "Meri Photo De Do. Muje Naya BF Mil Gaya Hai". Maine bhi 25 Photos Bhej ke Likha: "In me se Dhundh Lena. Muje To Teri Shakal Bhi Yaad Nahi"
    • 9 years ago



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  • Boy: MUJHSE SHAADI KAROGI..? Girl: Kya..? Boy: Acchi film hai na..? Girl: Kutte ke bacche..! Boy: What..? Girl: Kitne chote chote hote hai na..!!! Moral – Jaise ko Taisa :-D
    • 9 years ago



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  • पति व्हिस्की का एक ग्लास बनाता है और पत्नी से कहता है: लो पिओ इसे पत्नी व्हिस्की चखती है, फिर कहती हैं: छी‍…. छी, कितनी कड़वी है। पति: और तू सोचती है कि मैं रोज अय्याशी करता हूँ।। ज़हर के घूंट पीता हूँ ज़हर के।।
    • 9 years ago



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  • 9 Advice To college students... .. 1> Never Love A Girl/Boy .. 2> Never Lie To Parents.. .. 3> Never Be Rude To Anyone.. .. 4> Always Say Sorry To Enemies.. .. 5> Never drink alcohol .. 6> Never Bunk College/ School.. .. 7> Never Roam Till Mid Night .. 8> Always Study Well .. 9> Die Immediately If You Follow The Above Eight Advices... .. Students Thoko Like
    • 9 years ago



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  • 1 ladka ladki ka pichha kr raha tha.. !! . . Girl : tumhe pata he, pichhe meri MAA aa rahi he... . . . . . . . . . . Boy : ham to khandani aashiq he, teri MAA k pichhe mera BAAP bhi aa rahe hai
    • 9 years ago



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  • kafi time lagta hai ek shareef bande ko girlfrnd patane me.. . . . . . . . . Phir agar pat jaye toh.. kisi ka baap bhi use dobara shareef nahi bana sakta...
    • 9 years ago



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  • Ek Ladka ek Ladki se puchhta hai Bacche kaese hote hain ? . Ladki : Chup ! . Ladka : Bataona plzz. . Ladki : Nahi pata . Ab dubara mat puchhna. . . Ladka : Arey bewakoof itna bhi nahi pata. Bacche SHARARATI hote hain.:p:D moral : Ladkiyan humesha Ladko ko galat hi samajhti hain
    • 9 years ago



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  • A store that sells “New Husbands” has opened in New York City, where a woman may go to choose a husband. There are six floors and the value of the products increases as the shopper ascends the floors.. A woman goes to find a husband. Floor 1 – These men Have Jobs. She continues to the second floor.. Floor 2 – These men Have Jobs …n love kids.. she continues upward… Floor 3 – These men Have Jobs, Love Kids, and are Extremely Good Looking.. ‘Wow,’ she thinks, but She goes to the fourth floor.. Floor 4 – These men Have Jobs, Love Kids, are Good Looking and Help with Housework. She exclaims, ‘I can hardly stand it!’ Still, she goes to the fifth floor… Floor 5 – These men Have Jobs, Love Kids, are very handsome, Help with Housework, and Have a Strong Romantic nature.. She is so tempted to stay, but she goes to the sixth floor, where the sign reads: Floor 6 – You are visitor number 31,456,012 to this floor… There are no men on this floor. This floor exists solely as proof that women are impossible to please!!! Thank you for shopping at the Husband Store.. (scroll and keep reading!) Now The store’s owner opened a “New Wives Store” just across the street.. The 1st Floor has wives that listen to men.. . . . . . . . The 2nd, 3rd, 4th,5th and 6th floor have never been visited by men!!!
    • 9 years ago



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  • Pagal hain woh log jo 14 feb ko propose karte hai. Meri mano to 1st april ko propose karo. Maan gai to 'cool,' Varna keh do Didi ' april fool'!
    • 9 years ago



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  • 2 ladies 1 ped k neeche bethi kafi dair se baate kr rahi thin k achanak drakht se 1 Aam (mango) gira . . Pehli Aurat Ye Aam kese gira? . . Dusri Aurat kch bolne hi wali thi k.. . Aam khud hath jorr kr bola! . . Puk gaya hun mein tum dono ki baten sun sun kar.
    • 9 years ago



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  • Mazak ki bhi ek Hadd hoti hai YAAR . . . Main Ladki ko date kar raha tha, aur tabhi mera dost uske samne aakar bola:- . . . . . . . . " kal wali Zyada achi thi "
    • 9 years ago



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  • Guy- I Love u Gal : I m Married & I have a Husband, and I also have a Casual Boyfriend & have one Serious Extra Marital Affair Guy (after a longggggggg pause) "Dekhle agar main bhi adjust ho jau... =)) X_X
    • 9 years ago



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  • Ek line jo ladkiyo or ladko ka Dil raat ko 2 baje bhi tod sakti hai... . . . . . . . . . . . . "The number u have dialed is busy on another call... Please try again later"
    • 9 years ago



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  • Wife : Suniye.. mujhe aap ka mobile phone dena zara .. ! Husband : deta hoon.. ruko jaaneman !! Husband jaldi jaldi me mobile phone me .. Delete videos.... Delete pictures ... Delete music ... Delete private folder .. Delete number ... Delete SMS ... Delete outgoing calls .. Delete incoming calls ... Delete mms .... Delete whatsapp ... Delete bbm ... Delete .... Delete .... Delete .... Delete .... Delete .... Delete .... Delete .... FORMAT Memory card !!! achha ye to batao... karogi kya tum...?? Wife : mujhe time dekhana tha.. kitne baje hai abhi... Husband : time ??!!! puchh bhi to sakti thi... Gawaar aurat ... !!!
    • 9 years ago



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  • मजेदार गणित

    एक लडका एक लडकी को पढा रहा था..

    उसने लडकी को KISS किया और फिर दूसरा KISS किया और बोला- :
    इसे कहते है 'जोङ' ...,

    फिर लङकी ने लङके को KISS किया और बोली-:
    इसे कहते है 'घटाना' ,

    फिर दोनो ने एक दूसरे को KISS किया और बोले-:
    इसको कहते है 'गुणा' ,

    इतने मेँ लङकी का बाप आकर लङके को पीटने लगता है और बोलता है-:
    इसे कहते है 'भाग' .
    • 9 years ago



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  • आज अमेरिका की लड़किया लड़ाकू विमान चला रही हैं और

    हमारे देश कि लड़किया अभी तक ये पूछने में व्यस्त है की

    ” मेले बाबू ने खाना खाया ” :lips::kissing_heart:
    • 9 years ago



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  • A Nice, Calm And Respectable Lady Went Into The Pharmacy, Right Up To The Pharmacist,
    looked Straight Into His Eyes, And Said, "I Would Like To Buy Some Cyanide."
    The Pharmacist Asked, "Why In The World Do You Need Cyanide?"
    The Lady Replied, "I Need It To Poison My Husband."
    The Pharmacists Eyes Got Big And He Exclaimed,
    "Lord Have Mercy! I Can't Give You Cyanide To Kill Your Husband! That's Against The Law! I'll Lose My License!
    They'll Throw Both Of Us In Jail! All Kinds Of Bad Things Will Happen. Absolutely Not! You CANNOT Have Any Cyanide!"
    The Lady Reached Into Her Purse And Pulled Out A Picture Of Her Husband In Bed With The Pharmacist's Wife.
    The Pharmacist Looked At The Picture And Replied, "Well Now. That's Different. You Didn't Tell Me You Had A Prescription."
    • 9 years ago



    Tags : Husband And Wife Jokes , English Jokes , Funny Jokes , Whatsapp Funny Jokes
  • Boy: Mom, please give me a glass of water, Mom: You come and drink. Boy: please Mom. Mom: if you repeat, i’ll slap u. Boy: When you come to slap me, plz bring the water….. :-D
    • 9 years ago



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