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  • 18 Yrs Old Boy: Will U Be My Girlfriend.. ?? 18 Yrs Old Girl: Get Lost! No! . . . . . 5 Yrs Old Boy: Will U Be My Girlfriend.. ?? . . 18 Yrs Old Girl: OMG! U R So Cute, (^_^) Yes, Yes, I Will.. . . . . Hey Bhagwan Ye Kaisi Leela Hai Tumhari..!!
    • 8 years ago



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  • Samajhdar ladkiyo ki to kami nai hai duniya me.. Me- Hey I Have Just Installed Windows 8 In My Pc . . . . . . . . . . . . . . Girl: Kis Zamane Ka Hai Tu Gawar, abhi window 8 pe ghum raha hai Im Using Windows 98....!!
    • 8 years ago



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  • श्याम: – एक बड़ी कंपनी में इंटरव्यू
    देने गया..!!!
    बॉस: – बधाई :clap: हो,
    आप को सलेक्ट कर लिया गया है…!!!
    आपकी सैलरी पहले साल 6 लाख /साल होगी,
    फिर अगले साल बढाकर 10 लाख /साल कर
    दी जाएगी…!!!
    श्याम बैग उठा के जाने लगा :flushed:,
    बॉस: – क्या हुआ…?
    श्याम: – मैं अगले साल ही आऊंगा. :slight_smile: :slight_smile:
    बॉस बेहोश…!!!
    • 8 years ago



    Tags : Funny SMS , Funny Jokes , Whatsapp Funny SMS , Whatsapp Funny Jokes , All Funny SMS
  • Khatarnaaaaak baccha!!!!!!!!!! Madam : Tu 2 din School Kyo Nahi Aaya?. Bunty: Mam, Meri Ek hi Chaddi Hai Aur Wo Mummy Ne Dhoyi Thi....Isiliye Parso Nahi Aaya... Madam: Aur Kal ?.. Bunty: Kal Main School Aane Ke Liye Nikla. Aapke Ghar Ke Paas Aaya to Dekha ki.... Aapki Chaddi Sookh Rahi Thi, To Mujhe Laga Ki Aap Bhi School Nahi Aayi hongi. To mai Wapis laut gaya.......
    • 8 years ago



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  • MBA student hugs a girl Girl: what is this? Boy: direct marketing Girl: slaps a boy Boy: what is this? Girl: customer’s feedback
    • 8 years ago



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  • 4 Students Ne Paper Ki Tayari Nahi Ki, . Unho Ne 1 plan Banaya Aur Wo Agle Din Principal Ko Bole, . Sir Hum Shadi Mein Gaye The, . Raste Me Gaadi Ka Tyre Puncher Ho Gaya, Hum Saari Raat Dhaka Lagate Rahe, Is Liye Padh Nahi Sake, . . Pricipal Ne Maan Liye Aur Unhe 1 Din Ka Time Diya, 1 Din Baad Unhe 4 Alag Rooms Mein Bithaya, Aur Sirf 1 Sawal Diya, . . Q:" Konsa Tyre Puncher Tha..?? . 1:" Front Right . 2:" Front Left . 3:" Back Right . 4:" Back Left . . Note:" Agar Sabka Same Jawab Hua to Sab Pass...
    • 8 years ago



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  • Ex-girlfriend ki shaadi ka card mila. Thodi takleef to hui. Fir socha jayenge zaroor. Mohabbat apni jagah hai aur RAS PURI apni jagah.
    • 8 years ago



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  • A Gujju calls a Dentist to inquire about the cost for tooth extraction. Dentist : Rs 850 Sir. Gujju : Rs 850!!! Too much! Don’t you have anything cheaper? Dentist : That’s the normal charge, Sir. Gujju : What if you don’t use any anesthetic? Dentist : That’s unusual, Sir, but can be done and will cut the cost by Rs 400 . Gujju : Ok. And what if you deploy one of your trainee-dentists to do the extraction, without anesthetic? Dentist : Well, I cannot guarantee professionalism and it also would be painful. But the price could drop down to Rs 150. Gujju: Hmm. What if you make it like a training-session, like one of your students does the extraction, while the other students watch and learn? Dentist : It’ll be good for the students but quite traumatic. And I can pay you Rs 200 for it. Gujju : Now you’re talking! Ok, it’s a deal. Can I confirm an appointment for my mother-in-law for tomorrow then?
    • 8 years ago



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  • Waqt Ke Toofan Mein Bikharte Chale Gaye; Tanhai Ki Gehrai Mein Utarte Chale Gaye; Jannat Thi Har Subah Shaam Jin Dosto Ke Saath; Ek-Ek Kar Ke Sab Bichhadte Chale Gaye; . . . . Thanks to Whatsapp and Facebook... Saale Sab Phir Wapis Mil Gaye!
    • 8 years ago



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  • Guy- I Love u Gal : I m Married & I have a Husband, and I also have a Casual Boyfriend & have one Serious Extra Marital Affair Guy (after a longggggggg pause) "Dekhle agar main bhi adjust ho jau... =)) X_X
    • 8 years ago



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  • Wife: Can you help me in the gardening ? Husband: What do you think I am... a gardener ? Wife: Can you fix the door handle ? Husband: What do you think I am... a Carpenter ? In the evening, when husband came from work, he saw everything has been fixed. Husband: Who did all this ? Wife: Our neighbour. But he gave me 2 options.... Either I should give him a burger or a kiss. Husband: I am sure you must have given him a burger. Wife: What do you think I am.......McDonald ?!!
    • 8 years ago



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  • स्कूल !!!! वो जगह है जहाँ इंसान पहली बार आने पर जितना रोता है उससे कहीं ज्यादा वहाँ से आखिरी बार निकलने पर रोता है
    • 8 years ago



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  • For those girls who say that- "mere piche to bhot se ladke pade hai" . . . . . . . . . They always should remember that- "Low price always attract customers"...
    • 8 years ago



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  • suna hai pyaar karne walo ki neend uud jaati hai... . . . . . . . . . . . . . . jiski b uud gayi ho wo plz mujhe subah jaldi utha diya karo meri neend nahi khulti...
    • 8 years ago



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  • kafi time lagta hai ek shareef bande ko girlfrnd patane me.. . . . . . . . . Phir agar pat jaye toh.. kisi ka baap bhi use dobara shareef nahi bana sakta...
    • 8 years ago



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  • एक खरगोश :rabbit2: अपने जीवनकाल में दौड़ता है, उछलता कूदता है , मस्ती करता है और फिर भी
    15 साल तक ही जीवित रहता है।
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    जबकि एक कछुआ :turtle: न दौड़ता है और ना कुछ करता है फिर भी
    300 सालों तक जिंदा रहता है...
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    मोरल-
    एक्सरसाइज जाए भाड़ में.... आप तो निश्चिंत होकर....सोएं... बाहर ठण्ड है। :sleeping::sleeping:
    बाबा....आराम देव:stuck_out_tongue_closed_eyes:
    • 8 years ago



    Tags : Winter Jokes , Whatsapp Funny SMS , Whatsapp Funny Jokes
  • Never Abuse Girls.... . . . . . . . . . Ha agr gussa aa raha ho to . "AUNTYJI" bol do.... Kasam se gaali se jyada effect karega... Flirty K!llerr
    • 8 years ago



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  • बंताः तुम एक दम, मेरी तीसरी बीवी की तरह लगती हो। सेक्रेटरीः कितनी बार शादी हुई हैं सर आपकी। बंताः दो बार।
    • 8 years ago



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