A Nice, Calm And Respectable Lady Went Into The Pharmacy, Right Up To The Pharmacist, looked Straight Into His Eyes, And Said, "I Would Like To Buy Some Cyanide." The Pharmacist Asked, "Why In The World Do You Need Cyanide?" The Lady Replied, "I Need It To Poison My Husband." The Pharmacists Eyes Got Big And He Exclaimed, "Lord Have Mercy! I Can't Give You Cyanide To Kill Your Husband! That's Against The Law! I'll Lose My License! They'll Throw Both Of Us In Jail! All Kinds Of Bad Things Will Happen. Absolutely Not! You CANNOT Have Any Cyanide!" The Lady Reached Into Her Purse And Pulled Out A Picture Of Her Husband In Bed With The Pharmacist's Wife. The Pharmacist Looked At The Picture And Replied, "Well Now. That's Different. You Didn't Tell Me You Had A Prescription."
girl : i love u dear! will u marry me?îî
boy : kuch different aur new style me propose kar na...
girl : teri lash ko aag lagane ka chance mere bete ko dega kya ??:-):--)
Dear Men,
A woman who loves you truly will
never ask you to buy her
expensive gifts or take her to
expensive places... She won’t ask for diamonds, rubies or a
promise to
bring her a
world of luxuries... She just wants
your love, care and attention..
She wants you to spend a lot of quality time
with her..
and appreciate her for all that she
does for you out of love and affection..
Every woman is unique
in her own way..
Boy: I Can Kiss You Even Without
Touching You..
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Girl: You Cant
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Boy: Chal.. Lagi 50/50 Ki? . Girl: Ok .
Boy Tightly Kissed Her
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Girl: Hey You Touched Me .
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Boy: To Le Na 50 Rupye Roti Kyun Hai... .����
संजू ऑटो में सफ़र कर रहा था, ऑटो वाला:- 30 रूपये हुए साहब, संजू ने उसे 15 रुपये दिये, ऑटो वाला:- ये तो आधा है साहब… :rage::rage: संजू:- हाँ तो, तू भी तो बैठ के आया है, आधा तू दे…:joy: :joy: :joy:
Boy :- I heared you failed in english?
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Girl :- who telled you?
it is unpossible,
I sawed the result yesterday, I passed away
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Boy :- ok bye !!
Girl :- Bye bye,
God blast you
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Boy :- Bas kar pagli rulayegi kya
suna hai pyaar karne walo ki neend
uud jaati hai...
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jiski b uud gayi ho wo plz mujhe
subah jaldi utha diya karo meri neend nahi khulti...
यशोमति Mom से, Talking नंदलाला, राधा Q Fair, I M Q काला, बोली Smiling मईया: Listen मेरे लाला, …. वो City की Item, तू Village का ग्वाला , Thats Why U काला… :joy::joy::joy::joy::joy::joy:
तराजू पर बैठा मुर्गा ग्राहक....
को घूर-घूर कर देख रहा था.....
ग्राहक- क्यों बे मुर्गे घूर...
क्यों रहा हैं मुझे ???
मुर्गा बोला..
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साले मुझे तो खरीद लिया..
अब प्याज खरीद कर दिखा...
Girl: "I love u"
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Boy: "I love u too"
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Girl: kitna pyar karte ho?
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Boy: Jitna tum karti ho.
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Girl: Kamine...
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Iska matlab tu bhi time pass kar raha hai.!
1. 30 STATES - STILL WE ARE ONE
2. 1618 LANGUAGES - STILL WE ARE ONE
3. 6 RELIGIONS - STILL WE ARE ONE
4. 6400 CASTES - STILL WE ARE ONE
5. 29 MAJOR FESTIVALS - STILL WE ARE ONE
AND WE WILL BE AS A INDIAN FOR EVER......................
Ek Ladka ek Ladki se puchhta hai
Bacche kaese hote hain ?
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Ladki : Chup !
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Ladka : Bataona plzz.
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Ladki : Nahi pata . Ab dubara mat puchhna.
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Ladka : Arey bewakoof itna bhi nahi pata.
Bacche SHARARATI hote hain.:p:D
moral : Ladkiyan humesha Ladko ko galat hi
samajhti hain