लडकियाँ 300 की सेँडल खरीद के पूरे घर मे कहती फिरतीं हैँ।
शाँपिँग करके आ रही हूँ ।।
लडके 1000 की दारु पीकर आते हैं और चुपचाप सो जाते हैं।।
“सादा जीवन,उच्च विचार”
What is a RACE ???
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A real race is when you are
trying to finish off the Paani Poori,
before the Paani Poori boy puts the
next one into the plate!
The First Indian kiss by 20 stranger !!!
One of most hilarious video I ever seen...!!!!
Here is what happened when we asked 20 strangers to KISS in India.
A short movie !
whatsapp funny video Indian Society
1. 30 STATES - STILL WE ARE ONE
2. 1618 LANGUAGES - STILL WE ARE ONE
3. 6 RELIGIONS - STILL WE ARE ONE
4. 6400 CASTES - STILL WE ARE ONE
5. 29 MAJOR FESTIVALS - STILL WE ARE ONE
AND WE WILL BE AS A INDIAN FOR EVER......................
4 Students Ne Paper Ki Tayari Nahi Ki,
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Unho Ne 1 plan Banaya Aur Wo Agle Din Principal Ko Bole,
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Sir Hum Shadi Mein Gaye The,
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Raste Me Gaadi Ka Tyre Puncher Ho Gaya,
Hum Saari Raat Dhaka Lagate Rahe,
Is Liye Padh Nahi Sake,
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Pricipal Ne Maan Liye Aur Unhe 1 Din Ka Time Diya,
1 Din Baad Unhe 4 Alag Rooms Mein
Bithaya,
Aur Sirf 1 Sawal Diya,
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Q:" Konsa Tyre Puncher Tha..??
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1:" Front Right
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2:" Front Left
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3:" Back Right
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4:" Back Left
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Note:" Agar Sabka Same Jawab Hua to Sab Pass...
Neil Armstrong landed on moon &
found 2
men already there.....
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He asked: "Who are you ??
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They replied : " Cameraman Praful
k sath
Deepak Chaurasia AAJ TAK.
Dear Men,
A woman who loves you truly will
never ask you to buy her
expensive gifts or take her to
expensive places... She won’t ask for diamonds, rubies or a
promise to
bring her a
world of luxuries... She just wants
your love, care and attention..
She wants you to spend a lot of quality time
with her..
and appreciate her for all that she
does for you out of love and affection..
Every woman is unique
in her own way..
एक बार #मायावती भाषण दे रही थी बोली – मैने सारी दुनिया देख रखी है,
अौर दुनिया के # कौने कौने मै जा चुकी हुं,
इतनै मे भीङ में बेठै प्रशांत नै कहा क्यो झुठ बोलती हो,
कभी सुसराल गयी है…क्या
2 Type ki gals ke piche mat bhago..
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1) jiske piche mai hu..
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kyuki wo tum se nahi pategi...
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2) jiske piche me nahi hu wo mujse nahi pati to
tumse kya Ghanta pategi
Student:" mujhe sanskrit sikha do
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Pandit:" kyon??
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Student:" devtao ki bhasha hai,
swarg me kaam ayegi..
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Pandit:" agar narak mein gaya to ?? .
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student:" Galiya dene mein toh PH.D ki hai.