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  • is din se us bewafa ne mujhe chhoda he . DOST . . . . . Yaqeen karo . . . . . . Mobile ki bettry 3 - 4 din Aaram se chal jati hai
    • 9 years ago



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  • मजेदार गणित

    एक लडका एक लडकी को पढा रहा था..

    उसने लडकी को KISS किया और फिर दूसरा KISS किया और बोला- :
    इसे कहते है 'जोङ' ...,

    फिर लङकी ने लङके को KISS किया और बोली-:
    इसे कहते है 'घटाना' ,

    फिर दोनो ने एक दूसरे को KISS किया और बोले-:
    इसको कहते है 'गुणा' ,

    इतने मेँ लङकी का बाप आकर लङके को पीटने लगता है और बोलता है-:
    इसे कहते है 'भाग' .
    • 9 years ago



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  • Q: चारा कौन-कौन खाता है? A : जानवर Q : कौन-कौन से जानवर? A: गाय, भैंस और लालू Q: तो लालू क्या हुआ? A: जानवर
    • 9 years ago



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  • Calling friends 1 day before Exam : You : "Kuttey, Saale kitna kar liya ?" Friend 1 : "Yaar meri toh 4 unit ho gayi bas 1 baki hai !" You (Dissapointed & worried) calling 2nd friend : "kitna kar liya oye..?" Friend : "1-5 unit poora syllabus finish. Revision baki hai bas..!" You ( dissapointed & now more worried..!) You (to your best friend) : "kitna kar liya yaar" Best frnd : "bhai abhi toh shuru bhi ni kiya kuch kar lenge yaar poori raat apni hai " You : "oyeeeeeee tu bhai hai apnaaaa janni" Awesome feeling comes instantly No disappointment, No worries "Ab toh raat me hi padhunga," *books band*
    • 9 years ago



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  • Ek ladka, ladki dekhne gaya. . . Ladki pasand aane par ladke ne ladki se kaha "tum toh mujhe pasand ho. par kya tumhare bap ki hesiyat hai mujhe car dene ki? . . Iss par ladki ne solid jawab diya- . . Ladki : -"mere baap ki hesiyat toh aeroplane dene ki hai... Par kya tere baap ki hesiyat hai Airport banane ki? .. How many Likes for this girl ?
    • 9 years ago



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  • When a girl Is in her Mayka, she stays like a RANI, . Jab Shaadi hokar jati hai toh LAXMI kehlati hai, . Aur Sasural me Kaam Karte-Karte BAI ban jaati hai. . Is tarah Ladkiya RANI-LAXMI-BAI ban jati hai
    • 9 years ago



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  • A Girl to recharge vala Girl - 10 Rs ka recharge kr do . . . . Recharge wala-Mam 10Rs mesirf 7 rs milenge . . . . . . . . . . Girl - Ok koi bat nhi 3 Rs.ki Eclairs de do !!
    • 9 years ago



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  • पापा और 12 साल का बेटा एक होटल में गए,

    पापा- वेटर एक बियर :beer: और एक आईसक्रीम लाओ :icecream:,

    बेटा – आईसक्रीम :icecream: क्यों पापा, आप भी बियर :beer: लीजिये ना,

    दे..चप्पल :athletic_shoe:..पे..चप्पल :athletic_shoe:.
    • 9 years ago



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  • 18 Yrs Old Boy: Will U Be My Girlfriend.. ?? 18 Yrs Old Girl: Get Lost! No! . . . . . 5 Yrs Old Boy: Will U Be My Girlfriend.. ?? . . 18 Yrs Old Girl: OMG! U R So Cute, (^_^) Yes, Yes, I Will.. . . . . Hey Bhagwan Ye Kaisi Leela Hai Tumhari..!!
    • 9 years ago



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  • A physics student proposing a chemistry Girl:- I love u more than an electron wants to attract proton.... . . . Girl: Oye carbon monoxide, apna conical flask jesa face lay k foran yahan sy reduce ho ja, is sey pehley k tujhey oxidise kar dun or tu reaction k qabil bhi na rahey, Kambakht, Graphite ki aulad...
    • 9 years ago



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  • Caller: Hello, may I speak with Raju bhai? Arnab: First of all, in the beginning of this call itself, I want to make it clear that I am neither Raju nor your bhai. You are not going to get any brotherly love here. I am here to ask some straight questions. Caller: (Puzzled) I meant Rajesh Kapadia. Arnab: Who Rajesh? The nation wants to know. Caller: Err, I wanted to speak to Rajesh, my college friend. Can you tell me where he is? (Voice starts echoing due to problems in network) Arnab: Mister Caller, first switch off the volume of your television set and then repeat what you said. Arnab Goswami angry If you disconnect this call, I ll find you and expose you completely. Caller: Sir, Please give the phone to Rajesh. It’s urgent. Arnab: (covering the phone with hand and talking to himself) Looks like we have some interesting conversation coming in ON THE PHONEHOUR TONIGHT. (resuming the conversation with the caller) Who are you? Why did you call me at such an odd time? Answer my questions first! Caller: Sorry? Arnab: You have no answer to my question! Caller: I guess I have dialed a wrong number. Arnab: Are you trying to dodge my question? You just said you want to speak to Raju bhai and now you say Mister Caller that you were wrong. You are completely exposed on this phone call tonight. Caller: (Shocked, checks if he is wearing clothes) Arre bhai Jaane do plz. (Pleading) Arnab: What do you mean by “jaane do”? This is my phone number and not some other number where you can get away by saying anything. Caller: I made a mistake. Now let me go. I am…. Arnab: (Interrupting) No No No No… You must first apologize unconditionally for what you have done. The nation wants an apology. (Rare Pause) Well Since you have no answers tonight, let me get some more people on the line. (Dials a conference call) Vinod Mehta can you hear me? Suhel Seth can you hear me? Maroof Raza can you hear? Let’s start the conference. Caller: I said I have dialed a wrong number, and thus the call should end here. Enough! Arnab: No the call doesn’t end here Mister Caller. I remember your voice. This is not the first time you have called. You are a habitual wrong number caller. You called me last time on 28th Nov 2010 and you said and I quote “Rajubhai Kemcho. Majja ma” Now tell me wasn’t that you? Caller: Guess Rajesh bhai gave me a wrong… Arnab: (Interrupting) Wait a second I was not finished. THE NATION IS FED UP WITH SUCH CALLS. Caller: I don’t go calling everyone in the nation. I don’t know why are you bringing nation in this conversation. Arnab: Mister Caller, don’t try to deviate from the topic. Let me get Maroof in. Caller: You get whosoever in you want, but I am disconnecting. Arnab: I dare you to disconnect my call without answering my questions. You can’t get away so easily. Your number has flashed on my screen. If you disconnect I’ll find you and expose you completely. Caller: Enough of this bullshit! I think you have got money from the Virgin mobile that pays for incoming calls. Arnab: (Changes posture menacingly) What did you say? No what did you just say? Repeat yourself. Caller: I said what I had to. Why should I repeat myself? Arnab: Wait a second now. Nobody will interrupt. Its one on one between me and caller now. Caller: *Getting jittery* Arnab: Never ever ever ever again say something as ridiculous as I take money. The callers of my number know me that I am an honest person and for you to say this is disgusting. Caller: (Nervously) You can say what you want. Arnab: Listen to me now Mister Caller. Answer me. How dare you? How dare you? I ll ask you again. How dare you? (Caller hangs up) Arnab: (to himself and everyone around waiting for him to hang up on the wrong number) Well clearly the caller had no answer to my questions tonight and therefore chose to leave the phone call. But this should teach a lesson to people who dial wrong numbers and are trying to corrupt the system of telephonic conversations. Good night. Arnab Goswami latest jokes...
    • 9 years ago



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  • मोटू - भाई तुम्हारे हाथ पैर कैसे टूटे गए?

    पतलू - लड़की का रिचार्ज कराने के चक्कर में

    मोटू - क्यों भाई?
    रिचार्ज के पैसे नहीं दिए क्या?

    पतलू -
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    अरे भाई जिस दुकान पे रिचार्ज कराने गया,
    वो दुकानदार लड़की का भाई निकला :) :)
    :stuck_out_tongue_winking_eye::stuck_out_tongue_closed_eyes::stuck_out_tongue_winking_eye:
    • 9 years ago



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  • Height of attempting unknown question in an exam... Question: What is an Array..explain with example? . Student: ARRAY is the word used to call a friend when he is standing far from you. Eg.: "ARRAY e udhar kay kar raha hai !! idhar aa ��"
    • 9 years ago



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  • Friend aur Best friend mai kya farq hai..??? . . . . . Friend kehta hai:" plz drive safe & Slow . . . Best friend kehta hai:" Bhaga bhootnike bhaga aage scooty pe item ja rahi hai.
    • 9 years ago



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  • Bhgwan ka diya sab kuch h Books h Notes h Time h Mauka h or hausla to itna h ki jb chahu padh sakta hu bs 1 hi bat ki kami h Mood
    • 9 years ago



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  • कटा इस कदर एक बेजुबान ऑर खून सारा नाली में बह गया........ पत्थर दिल था कोई जो बहते खून को देखकर भी ईद मुबारक कह गया...
    • 9 years ago



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  • Pagal hain woh log jo 14 feb ko propose karte hai. Meri mano to 1st april ko propose karo. Maan gai to 'cool,' Varna keh do Didi ' april fool'! ����������
    • 9 years ago



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