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Three types of students have 100% attendance in schools- . . . 1. Intelligent bookish . . . 2. Girlfriend wale . . . . . 3. Wo jo Dettol se nahate hai

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Exam ki raat student ne toss kiya : Heads aya to sona hai, . . Tails aaya to film dekhana hai,.. . . Khada raha to gane sunuga,.. . . Agar hawa me raha.. . . . . . . . . . . To maa kasam raat bhar padhunga... Students Thoko Likes..

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1813 - Women Had No Rights. 1913 - Women Fought For Their Rights. 2013 - Women Are Always Right...��

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औरत:- भैया लाल मिर्च देना….,

दुकानदार चिल्लाया:- अरे हरी मिर्च देना
जरा…,

औरत:- पर भाईसाहब मैंने लाल मिर्च मांगी
है, जल्दी मंगाइए….,

दुकानदार:- अरे हरी मिर्च ला रे जल्दी…,

औरत (गुस्से में ):- भैया मुझे लाल मिर्च लेनी है, आप बार बार
हरी मिर्च क्यों चिल्ला रहे है….,

दुकानदार (मुस्कुराते हुए):- नाराज न होइए मैडम, लाल मिर्च ही दे रहा हूँ,
हरी तो नौकर का नाम है….. ????

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मुझे इतनी फुर्सत कहाँ कि मैं तक़दीर का लिखा देखूं; बस .. लोगों का दिल जलता देख कर समझ जाता हूँ, .. कि मेरी तक़दीर बुलंद है .. !!!

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एक आदमी मरने के बाद यमराज के पास जाता है। वहां देखता है… गांधीजी शकीरा के साथ डांस कर रहे है। आदमी यमराज से पूछता है: गांधीजी की सजा इतनी मस्त क्यों? यमराज: हरामखोर सजा गांधीजी को नहीं शकीरा को मिली है.

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एक लड़की छाता ठीक करवाने गयी। दुकानदार: ऊपर का कपड़ा उतारना पड़ेगा और नीचे डण्डा डालना पड़ेगा। लड़की: जो मर्ज़ी करो बस पानी अंदर नहीं गिरना चाहिए। Happy monsoon

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Boy :- I heared you failed in english? . . . . . . Girl :- who telled you? it is unpossible, I sawed the result yesterday, I passed away . . . Boy :- ok bye !! Girl :- Bye bye, God blast you . Boy :- Bas kar pagli rulayegi kya

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kafi time lagta hai ek shareef bande ko girlfrnd patane me.. . . . . . . . . Phir agar pat jaye toh.. kisi ka baap bhi use dobara shareef nahi bana sakta...

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तिजोरी पर लिखा था-
तोड़ने की जरूरत नहीं, बटन दबाओ
खुल जाएगी।'
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बटन दबाते ही पुलिस आ गई.
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पुलिसः तुम्हें अपनी सफाई में कुछ कहना है? :unamused::unamused:
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चोरः मां कसम, आज इंसानियत पर
से विश्वास उठ गया! :cry::cry:
:joy::joy::joy:

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Ek shadi me ek ladka 1 ladki ko bahut dhyan se dekh rha tha .... Girl : -- impress hokar -- kyo dekh rhe ho itni der de - . . . . Boy-- I was thinking agar aap meri mummy hoti to, . . . mai bhi kitna sundar hota

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A Nice, Calm And Respectable Lady Went Into The Pharmacy, Right Up To The Pharmacist,
looked Straight Into His Eyes, And Said, "I Would Like To Buy Some Cyanide."
The Pharmacist Asked, "Why In The World Do You Need Cyanide?"
The Lady Replied, "I Need It To Poison My Husband."
The Pharmacists Eyes Got Big And He Exclaimed,
"Lord Have Mercy! I Can't Give You Cyanide To Kill Your Husband! That's Against The Law! I'll Lose My License!
They'll Throw Both Of Us In Jail! All Kinds Of Bad Things Will Happen. Absolutely Not! You CANNOT Have Any Cyanide!"
The Lady Reached Into Her Purse And Pulled Out A Picture Of Her Husband In Bed With The Pharmacist's Wife.
The Pharmacist Looked At The Picture And Replied, "Well Now. That's Different. You Didn't Tell Me You Had A Prescription."

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Boy: You Wanna Know Something? Girl: What ?? Boy: Loving You Is The Second Best Thing I Ever Did !! Girl: Okay. Boy: You Wanna Know The First?… Gal: Sure….!! Boy: Finding You

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Seasonal Love story :- Wo ladka aaj b garmi me mar raha hai, Jisko ek ladki ne kabhi kaha tha... . . . Tum iss sweater me Ranbir kapoor lagte ho...!

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A Senior Student During Ragging Says: On Ur Marriage I Will Kiss Ur Wife . . . . . . . . Junior Students reply: Ok Fine Sir But I’m Going To Marry Ur Sister!”

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आजकल मोटेरसायकील कंपनी इस प्रकार बाइक बना रही है । जिस पर पीछे बैठी लड़की, ,, ," " " " गर्ल फ्रेंड की जगह ऐसी लगती है, जैसे विक्रम के ऊपर बेताल लटका हो।

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Girl: if u will try 2 kiss me, main shore macha dungi. Boy:Lekin yahan to dur tak koi nahi hai. Girl: i know but formality to poori karni hi padegi.

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Wife : Suniye.. mujhe aap ka mobile phone dena zara .. ! Husband : deta hoon.. ruko jaaneman !! Husband jaldi jaldi me mobile phone me .. Delete videos.... Delete pictures ... Delete music ... Delete private folder .. Delete number ... Delete SMS ... Delete outgoing calls .. Delete incoming calls ... Delete mms .... Delete whatsapp ... Delete bbm ... Delete .... Delete .... Delete .... Delete .... Delete .... Delete .... Delete .... FORMAT Memory card !!! achha ye to batao... karogi kya tum...?? Wife : mujhe time dekhana tha.. kitne baje hai abhi... Husband : time ??!!! puchh bhi to sakti thi... Gawaar aurat ... !!!

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Teacher: Agar Tum tumari GF Ko 500 Do, aur Usko sirf 200 Ki Zarurat Ho To, Wo Kitne Wapas Degi ??.. Student: Kuchh Bhi Nahi… Teacher: Kya Tum Itni si bhi Maths Nahi Jante ?? Student: Sir, Aap meri gf Ko Nai Jante!!

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