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  • पत्नी : प्लीज मेरी तरफ मुह करके सो जाओ...... मुझे डर लग रहा हे.... | | | | | पति : अच्छा!! बस अपनी ही चिंन्ता हे... मे भले ही डर डर के मर जाऊ
    • 9 years ago



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  • Ek Ladka ek Ladki se puchhta hai Bacche kaese hote hain ? . Ladki : Chup ! . Ladka : Bataona plzz. . Ladki : Nahi pata . Ab dubara mat puchhna. . . Ladka : Arey bewakoof itna bhi nahi pata. Bacche SHARARATI hote hain.:p:D moral : Ladkiyan humesha Ladko ko galat hi samajhti hain
    • 9 years ago



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  • Girl : Mummy ko tum bahut pasand aaaye . . . . Boy: Chal pagli.. Jo bhi ho main shaadi tumse hi karunga ….. Aunty ko kehna mujhe bhool jaaye…
    • 9 years ago



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  • 3 sardar car k darwaje lock hone ki wajah se fas gaye 1st: aisa krte h engine k raste nikalne ki koshish krte hai 2nd: nahi! dikki k raste nikalte hai 3rd: jo bhi karna hai jaldi karo barish hone wali hai aur car ki chhat bhi nahi hai... Sardar is back in market now ��������
    • 9 years ago



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  • एक लड़की छाता ठीक करवाने गयी। दुकानदार: ऊपर का कपड़ा उतारना पड़ेगा और नीचे डण्डा डालना पड़ेगा। लड़की: जो मर्ज़ी करो बस पानी अंदर नहीं गिरना चाहिए। Happy monsoon
    • 9 years ago



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  • Different types of call duration summaries : ----------------,,,,,,,, boy to boy ! 00:00:59 boy to mom !! 00:00:50 boy to dad ! 00:00:30 boy to girl ! 01:23:59 girl to girl ! 05:29:59 girl to boy ! miss call wife to husband! dissconnected husband to wife! call waiting ��
    • 9 years ago



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  • Girl To Boy (in Party): Excuse Me! . . Boy: Yes ? . … . Girl: Mere ek Hath Mein Plate Hai or ek Hath Mein Glass, I Can’t Use Them.. Kya Aap Mere Face Par Se ek Cheez Hata Sakte Hain? . . Boy (Very Happy): Ge Boliye Kya Hataana Hai ? . . . . . . . . . Girl: Apni Kutte Jaisi Nazarein
    • 9 years ago



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  • Ek din ek ladke ki girlfriend ka BIRTHDAY tha.. Boy was not in the city, So he ordered 20 RED ROSE for his girlfriend. He called her up, Dear maine tumhare liye utne ROSE bheje hain jitni saal ki tum ho gayi ho! While delivering florist thought, Ye aaj ka mera sabse achchha customer hai, Chalo ise 10 ROSE FREE mein de deta hoon, So he gave 30 instead of 20! . Aur aaj tak ladka nahi samajh paya ki uska BREAK-UP kyu hua o_O :-D Samaz me aya !! Thoko comment !! whstapp jokes
    • 9 years ago



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  • A store that sells “New Husbands” has opened in New York City, where a woman may go to choose a husband. There are six floors and the value of the products increases as the shopper ascends the floors.. A woman goes to find a husband. Floor 1 – These men Have Jobs. She continues to the second floor.. Floor 2 – These men Have Jobs …n love kids.. she continues upward… Floor 3 – These men Have Jobs, Love Kids, and are Extremely Good Looking.. ‘Wow,’ she thinks, but She goes to the fourth floor.. Floor 4 – These men Have Jobs, Love Kids, are Good Looking and Help with Housework. She exclaims, ‘I can hardly stand it!’ Still, she goes to the fifth floor… Floor 5 – These men Have Jobs, Love Kids, are very handsome, Help with Housework, and Have a Strong Romantic nature.. She is so tempted to stay, but she goes to the sixth floor, where the sign reads: Floor 6 – You are visitor number 31,456,012 to this floor… There are no men on this floor. This floor exists solely as proof that women are impossible to please!!! Thank you for shopping at the Husband Store.. (scroll and keep reading!) Now The store’s owner opened a “New Wives Store” just across the street.. The 1st Floor has wives that listen to men.. . . . . . . . The 2nd, 3rd, 4th,5th and 6th floor have never been visited by men!!!
    • 9 years ago



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  • 3 young Ladies proposed a MAN.. .. He had to choose one of them.. .. He tested by giving them Rs.5000 each 2 spend... . . . . . . 1st bought make up stuff& new dresses & said she wanted to look good for him.. .. 2nd got him few expensive shirts & ties and perfumes& said she wanted him to look good.. .. 3rd one invested the money, Got profit &returned him original amount, saying that she saved the rest for their future.. . . Finally MAN decided to marry . . . . . . . . The first women because.. . . . . . . . . She was looking damn beautiful .... . . ...Moral:" Men Will Be Men.
    • 9 years ago



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  • एक बार ‪#‎मायावती‬ भाषण दे रही थी बोली – मैने सारी दुनिया देख रखी है, अौर दुनिया के # कौने कौने मै जा चुकी हुं, इतनै मे भीङ में बेठै प्रशांत नै कहा क्यो झुठ बोलती हो, कभी सुसराल गयी है…क्या
    • 9 years ago



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  • Ladies driving:D Doctor to injured patient : Jab car ek lady chala rahi thi to tumhe road se dur chalna chahiye tha na? Patient: Kaun sa road ? Main to Garden mein leta hua tha...!=))
    • 9 years ago



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  • Boy teasing a girl~~ Boy~ Jhalak dikhla jaa,jhalak dikhla jaa . . . . . . . . . Girl~ (Chappal utaar ke) Ek Baar Aaja Aaja Aaja . . . Boy Shocks... Girl First Time Rockz!
    • 9 years ago



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  • Punch of the day Ultimate joke of d day Sardar baar baar apne computer ka password bhool jata tha. Ek din usne socha main apne computer ka password kya rakhu jo kabhi na bhulu... Usne password rakha 'INCORRECT' Ab jab bhi woh galat password enter karta hai, computer khud usey bata deta hai "Your password is incorrect'... This time Sardar rocked ... Computer shocked�� ---------------------------------------------------------- KADAK attitude.. GF Ne Msg Kiya: "Meri Photo De Do. Muje Naya BF Mil Gaya Hai". Maine bhi 25 Photos Bhej ke Likha: "In me se Dhundh Lena. Muje To Teri Shakal Bhi Yaad Nahi"
    • 9 years ago



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  • TrUe fact..... jis umar me hamare daant tootthe the . . . . . . aaj kal ke baccho ke . . . . . us umar me dil toot jaate hai.... agree ?????
    • 9 years ago



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  • Boy- Boys are Intelligent than gals! . Gal- Any proof?? . Boy- U always say IntelliGENTS, . . But U never say IntelliLadies!! : Hahaha
    • 9 years ago



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  • Girfriend and boyfriend on phone: Boy: Hi, kaisi ho jaan? Girl Theek hun. Boy: Aaj kya khaya dinner mein? Girl: Tumhe bas yehi batein karni aati hain, kya khaya, kuan sa serial dekha, kaun sa song suna.... Boy: Oh!! Ok Ok, ye batao ki how shuld RBI fight these inflationary trends with minimum intervention in the money markets? Girl: hmmmm.... daal chawal khaye hain, dahi aur salad bhi tha...
    • 9 years ago



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  • On Whatsapp: Girl: Tu Hasta Nahi hai Kya? Boy: Kyu? Girl: Tere Haste Hue Ki Koi Photo Nahi Hain. Boy: Tu Nahati nahi hai kya?
    • 9 years ago



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