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2 Type ki gals ke piche mat bhago.. . . . 1) jiske piche mai hu.. . . kyuki wo tum se nahi pategi... . . . . . 2) jiske piche me nahi hu wo mujse nahi pati to tumse kya Ghanta pategi

10 years ago

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"PREM"" Garam Chay Ke Jaisa Hai Aur ""DIL"" Parle-G Biscut Ke Jaisa Hai""" ~~~>> Hadd Se Jyada Dubaoge To Toot Jayega.....

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Difference between COMPLETE and FINISH . . When u get married with the right one, u r COMPLETE . . But.... When u get married with the wrong one, u r FINISHED . . And..... . . . . . . . . When the right one finds u with the wrong one, u r COMPLETELY FINISHED .

10 years ago

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Bhgwan ka diya sab kuch h Books h Notes h Time h Mauka h or hausla to itna h ki jb chahu padh sakta hu bs 1 hi bat ki kami h Mood

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Unhone Jaate-Jaate Bade Gurur se Kaha tha "Tum Jaise to Bahut Milenge... "Hmne Bhi Muskura K Puchh hi Liya - "Hmare Jaisa Hi Kyon Chahiye.? !!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

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Principal: School ka time 8 baje ka tha or tum 9 baje aa rahe ho? Little cute Sardar student: Sir tussi na mera intezar na karya karo, school shuru kar diya karo.

10 years ago

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Q. What Is The Gender Of Maggi?
a) MALE :boy: B) FEMALE :woman:

Ans. A) MALE. Because MAGGI Gets Ready In 2 Minutes...!!
:joy::joy::joy::joy::joy::joy::joy:

9 years ago

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माँ :- मेरे लाल, तेरी आँखों में क्यों
नमी है..?
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बेटा:- मेरी माँ, तेरे घर में बहू की
कमी है…
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9 years ago

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Different types of call duration summaries : ----------------,,,,,,,, boy to boy ! 00:00:59 boy to mom !! 00:00:50 boy to dad ! 00:00:30 boy to girl ! 01:23:59 girl to girl ! 05:29:59 girl to boy ! miss call wife to husband! dissconnected husband to wife! call waiting ��

10 years ago

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BOY called his girlfriend on phone.. Her dad picked the call.. omg!! Dad: Hello. Who is this? Boy: "main amitab bachhan bol raha hoon Kaun banega crorepati se.. Aur apki beti ki friend yaha hot seat par hai.. zara beti ko phone dijiye sir.." Dad: ohh... oh... (in excitemnt, gave phone to her) Boy: "the question is: where will u meet me in the evening. Option a: beach Option b: park Option c: coffee shop Option d: mall" Girl: "Option a" Boy : "thank you.. aur apka time khatam.." Moral Where there is Will there is a Way "Think twice... Act wise." ....!!��

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संजू ऑटो में सफ़र कर रहा था,
ऑटो वाला:- 30 रूपये हुए साहब, संजू ने
उसे 15 रुपये दिये,
ऑटो वाला:- ये तो आधा है साहब… :rage::rage:
संजू:- हाँ तो, तू भी तो बैठ के आया है,
आधा तू दे…:joy: :joy: :joy:

9 years ago

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Aunty: tu abhi tak CA padh raha hai,tere saath ke bachon ki shaadi ho gye,engineer ban gye.. Me: job lagi kisi ki? :

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"शुक्र हे Whatsapp हिंदी में नहीं है ... वरना Last Seen ... 'अंतिम दर्शन' कहलाता!"

9 years ago

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Exam ki raat student ne toss kiya : Heads aya to sona hai, . . Tails aaya to film dekhana hai,.. . . Khada raha to gane sunuga,.. . . Agar hawa me raha.. . . . . . . . . . . To maa kasam raat bhar padhunga... Students Thoko Likes..

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Arz kiya hai . . . . . . . Humne bhi apni duniya basa li . . . . . . Usne dokha diya.. . . . . . to kya hua uski choti behan phasa li...

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એક છોરો કન્યા જોવા ગ્યો...

એલી સીવતા ફાવે...?

છોરી : હકણ...પોલકા ઘાઘરા બુશ્કોટ કડીયા..હન્ધુય ફાવે...

એલી રાંધતા ફાવે..?

છોરી : હકણ...ઢોકળા થેપલા પાટવડી પુડલા ભજીયા..જે ક્યો ઇ હન્ધુય ફાવે

એલી ભણી કેટલુક હે...?

છોરી : કોલેજ ના તયણ વરહ પુરા કયરા સે...

છોરો : તો તો ઇન્ગલીશેય ફાવતુ હશે ને...? ?
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છોરી : કોય દી લુખુ નથી પીધુ...સોડા હાયરે ફાવે...! :stuck_out_tongue_winking_eye:

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After Exam: 1st Benchers:" Paper tough tha, par 95 to pakke hai, . . 2nd Benchers:" Arey yaar ek question to fir bhi reh hi gaya, . . 3rd Benchers:" Pass ho jaunga bas itna pata hai . . 4th Benchers:" Waat lag gayi yaar mai to pakka fail hu, . . Last benchers:" Abe sale Paper ko maar goli, paas wali ladki pat gayi yaar.

10 years ago

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श्याम खाली पेपर को बार-बार चूम रहा था…!!!
टीटू: – ये क्या है…???
श्याम: – लव लेटर है…।
टीटू: – मगर ये तो खाली है…।
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श्याम: – आजकल बोलचाल बंद है… :slight_smile: :slight_smile:

9 years ago

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Sorry Dosto
कुछ दिनों से मेसेज नहीं कर
पाया…. जेल में था….!!!!
मडॅर केस में…. दर असल बाइक से
एक लड़की को स्माइल दे दी थी….,
“पगली” खुशी से ही मर गई…… :smiley::smiley::smiley::stuck_out_tongue_winking_eye::stuck_out_tongue_winking_eye::stuck_out_tongue_winking_eye:

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College life is like ��Reliance !! " Karlo Duniya ✊Mutthi Mein" �� Bachelor Life is Like ��Airtel!! " Aisi Azadi aur Kahan" �� After ��Engagement is Like ☝Idea!! " Jo Badal de aapki �� Duniya After ��Marrige is like ��Vodafone!! " Where U go.. network ��Follows" �� After ��Kids is like ��BSNL!! " All lines are ��Busy" �� but our friendship is like LIC Zindagi ke saath bhi Zindagi ke baad bhi ��

10 years ago

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