Whatsapp Funny Jokes

Pati (phone par): Kaha Ho..? Patni: Ghar mein..! Pati: Acha agar Ghar mein ho, To mixi chalao..! Patni mixi chalati hai... gar gar gar gar... Pati: Acha theek hai..! <<< Dusre Din >>> Pati (phone par): Kaha Ho..? Patni: Ghar mein..! Pati: Acha agar Ghar mein ho, To mixi chalao..! Patni mixi chalati hai... gar gar gar gar... Pati: Acha theek hai..! <<< Teesre Din >>> Pati ghar pahuch jata hai..! Pati (Naukrani Se): Maalkin kaha hai..? Naukrani: Pata nahi sahab, bahut der se kahi gayi hai..! Lekin sahab... ek baat samajh nahi aayi, saath mein mixi kyu le gayi..?

9 years ago

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Girl : Cigarette peena chodddo . Boy : Chodd diya . Girl : Beer peena bi chodddo . Boy : Chodd diya . Girl : Good Aaj se roz subah shaam Mandir jana shuru karo . Boy : Theek hai Aaj se roz Mandir jana shuru . Girl : Haayee Jaanu So Sweet, Mujse shaadi karoge? . . Boy : Nahin . Girl : Kyun . . Boy : Itna sudhar gaya hu, Ab tumse achi koi mil jayegi��

9 years ago

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Ek shadi me ek ladka 1 ladki ko bahut dhyan se dekh rha tha .... Girl : -- impress hokar -- kyo dekh rhe ho itni der de - . . . . Boy-- I was thinking agar aap meri mummy hoti to, . . . mai bhi kitna sundar hota

9 years ago

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Height of attempting unknown question in an exam... Question: What is an Array..explain with example? . Student: ARRAY is the word used to call a friend when he is standing far from you. Eg.: "ARRAY e udhar kay kar raha hai !! idhar aa ��"

9 years ago

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ગીરના જંગલમાં ઍસટી બસને પંકચર.....
એક સિંહ...બસમાં ચડ્યો......
બધા મુસાફરના શ્વાસ થંભી ગયા,....
સિંહ બધાને જોતો જોતો છેક છેલ્લી સીટ પર બેઠેલા સરદારજી ને બોચીએથી પકડીને ઢ્સડી જવા લાગ્યો...
કંડકટરે આશ્ચર્ય્ થી પુછ્યુ:ઓઇ..આવું ....કેમ?
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સિહે પાછળ વળી ને કહ્યું...
શેર....કૉ..ભી...કભી કભી પંજાબી ખાનેકા મન હોતા હૈ ભઈ.......
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8 years ago

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Sare ladko se puchho to wo kahenge ki I am single . . . . aur agar kisi ladki se pucho to kahengi. I have a bf . . . mujhe ye nhi samjh aa raha hai ki . . . . jab sare ladke single hai to ladkiya kya bandro se set ho rahi hai

9 years ago

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સંસાર બે જ વસ્તુ થી ચાલે છે

એક સ્ત્રી ને અને બીજી ઈશ્વર થી...!

પુરુષો તો માત્ર અહીં ભુંગરા બટેટા વેચવા જ આવ્યા છે
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9 years ago

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संता :necktie: एक बड़ी कंपनी में इंटरव्यू देने गया ,

बॉस – बधाई :clap: हो, आप को सलेक्ट कर लिया गया है ,

आपकी सैलरी पहले साल 6 लाख /साल होगी,

फिर अगले साल बढाकर 10 लाख /साल कर दी जाएगी ,

संता बैग उठा के जाने लगा :flushed: ,

बॉस -क्या हुआ ? संता – मैं अगले साल ही आऊंगा बॉस बेहोश :smiley::stuck_out_tongue_winking_eye::stuck_out_tongue_closed_eyes::joy:

9 years ago

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Pagal hain woh log jo 14 feb ko propose karte hai. Meri mano to 1st april ko propose karo. Maan gai to 'cool,' Varna keh do Didi ' april fool'!

9 years ago

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બેંકનો નવો નિયમ :

બેંકમાં બેઠેલી રૂપાળી:woman:‍:wrench: મેડમ સામું જોશો તો પણ

150 રૂપિયા કાપી લેવાશે.
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8 years ago

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GiRL: KaL mEin tumhaRe Liye RAkhi Layi thi. Tumne bandhwai kyun nahi? . . . . . . . . . . Classic Answer: Boy: Agar kal mein tere liye mangalsutra lau to kya tu pehen legi??

9 years ago

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Yesterday at 8:17pm Ek dukhi girlfriend ne, Apne boyfrnd ke liye, Shayari likhi..... . . . Phoolo ka raja, Baharo ka shahzada.. Phoolo ka raja baharo ka shahzada . . Dil tor kar chala gaya.. KUTTA KAMINA HARAMZADA

9 years ago

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पेशंन्ट : डॉक्टर साब सुस्ती रहती हैं,
हमेशा नींद ही आती
रहती हैं।

डॉक्टर : ये लो स्मार्टफ़ोन 4G कनेक्शन के साथ
whatsapp इंस्टॉल कर लेना,
ठीक हो जाओगे.

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9 years ago

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A physics student proposing a chemistry Girl:- I love u more than an electron wants to attract proton.... . . . Girl: Oye carbon monoxide, apna conical flask jesa face lay k foran yahan sy reduce ho ja, is sey pehley k tujhey oxidise kar dun or tu reaction k qabil bhi na rahey, Kambakht, Graphite ki aulad...

9 years ago

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:baby:બકો લગન માં જમવા ગયો...
:curry:ત્યાં પ્લેટ પર મૂકેલ ટીશ્યુ પેપર જોઇ ને તેમને થયું કે આ પણ કોઇ ખાવા ની ચીજ હશે.

તે લઇ ને મોઢા માં મૂકવા જતા હતા ત્યાં
:raising_hand:બકુડી એ રાડ પાડી.
ખાતા નહીં,

હાવ મોળું સે.....:money_mouth::money_mouth:

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8 years ago

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4 Students Ne Paper Ki Tayari Nahi Ki, . Unho Ne 1 plan Banaya Aur Wo Agle Din Principal Ko Bole, . Sir Hum Shadi Mein Gaye The, . Raste Me Gaadi Ka Tyre Puncher Ho Gaya, Hum Saari Raat Dhaka Lagate Rahe, Is Liye Padh Nahi Sake, . . Pricipal Ne Maan Liye Aur Unhe 1 Din Ka Time Diya, 1 Din Baad Unhe 4 Alag Rooms Mein Bithaya, Aur Sirf 1 Sawal Diya, . . Q:" Konsa Tyre Puncher Tha..?? . 1:" Front Right . 2:" Front Left . 3:" Back Right . 4:" Back Left . . Note:" Agar Sabka Same Jawab Hua to Sab Pass...

9 years ago

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एक Plane तूफान में फँस गया, पायलट ने
कहा:- किसी को बचने की दुआ आती
है क्या…???

एक बाबा खुश होकर
बोला:- हाँ….. मूझे आती है…!!!
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पायलट:- ठीक है बाबा, आप दुआ
कीजिये, एक पैरासूट कम है…..:stuck_out_tongue_closed_eyes::stuck_out_tongue_closed_eyes:
LOL :joy::joy:

9 years ago

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Punch of the day Ultimate joke of d day Sardar baar baar apne computer ka password bhool jata tha. Ek din usne socha main apne computer ka password kya rakhu jo kabhi na bhulu... Usne password rakha 'INCORRECT' Ab jab bhi woh galat password enter karta hai, computer khud usey bata deta hai "Your password is incorrect'... This time Sardar rocked ... Computer shocked�� ---------------------------------------------------------- KADAK attitude.. GF Ne Msg Kiya: "Meri Photo De Do. Muje Naya BF Mil Gaya Hai". Maine bhi 25 Photos Bhej ke Likha: "In me se Dhundh Lena. Muje To Teri Shakal Bhi Yaad Nahi"

9 years ago

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Pyar kabi na krna pardesi se . . . . Rote Rote naina thak jayenge . . . . Pyar krna ho to karo hamesa padosi se . . . . . . . Roj Balcony se darshan ho jayenge

9 years ago

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जब कोई सुबह-सुबह आवाज लगाने से भी न उठे तो…
उसको उठाने का एक नया तरीका लाया गया है

उसके कान में जाकर धीरे से कह दो

” तेरा बाप तेरा मोबाइल चेक कर रहा है”

कूद के भागेगा ससुरा!!
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8 years ago

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