Whatsapp Funny Jokes

Ladki wale – Hamein aisa Ladka chahiye jo Paan, Cigrette, Daru na leta ho. Sirf Boiled Khana khae….. Din Raat Bhagwan ka Naam le. Pandit – Aisa ladka to apko wo samane wale Leelavati Hospital ke ICU mein hi milega..!!

10 years ago

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Girl : Mummy ko tum bahut pasand aaaye . . . . Boy: Chal pagli.. Jo bhi ho main shaadi tumse hi karunga ….. Aunty ko kehna mujhe bhool jaaye…

10 years ago

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Ladki: Dadi,Aapke Zamane Me 10 Bacche Kyu Hote The.. Dadi: Arrey, Hamare Zamane Me Raat Ko Log Whatsapp aur Facebook Pe Time Kharab Nahi Karte The..! Whatsapp hindi jokes !!!

10 years ago

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suna hai pyaar karne walo ki neend uud jaati hai... . . . . . . . . . . . . . . jiski b uud gayi ho wo plz mujhe subah jaldi utha diya karo meri neend nahi khulti...

10 years ago

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कभी कभी ट्रैफिक देख कर मन करता है!
काश मेरे पास बाइक की जगह "भल्लालदेव वाला रथ" होता!
:joy::stuck_out_tongue_closed_eyes::stuck_out_tongue_winking_eye:

9 years ago

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Yesterday at 8:17pm Ek dukhi girlfriend ne, Apne boyfrnd ke liye, Shayari likhi..... . . . Phoolo ka raja, Baharo ka shahzada.. Phoolo ka raja baharo ka shahzada . . Dil tor kar chala gaya.. KUTTA KAMINA HARAMZADA

10 years ago

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Singham Returns Dekhane gaya... : ; : : Magar theater full : : : : Fir kya ?? : : : : !!!! [Your Name] RETURNS !!!!

10 years ago

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"शुक्र हे Whatsapp हिंदी में नहीं है ... वरना Last Seen ... 'अंतिम दर्शन' कहलाता!"

9 years ago

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Wife -आप मुझे रानी क्यों बोलते हो, Husband- क्योंकि नौकरानी लम्बा शब्द हो जाता है,

10 years ago

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:baby:બકો લગન માં જમવા ગયો...
:curry:ત્યાં પ્લેટ પર મૂકેલ ટીશ્યુ પેપર જોઇ ને તેમને થયું કે આ પણ કોઇ ખાવા ની ચીજ હશે.

તે લઇ ને મોઢા માં મૂકવા જતા હતા ત્યાં
:raising_hand:બકુડી એ રાડ પાડી.
ખાતા નહીં,

હાવ મોળું સે.....:money_mouth::money_mouth:

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9 years ago

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Kaminey Friends 4 Boys on bike.. . Police:"Triple riding is bannedaur tum 4 baithe ho..?? . . Boys shocked . . . . . . Looks behind.. . . . . And says:"abe Kamino 5 wa kaha gir gaya.?"

10 years ago

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Smart Boy+Smart Naari= Affair Jari
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Smart Boy+Bevkuf – Nari= Paw Bhari
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Bevkuf Boy+bevkuf Nari= Shadi Ki Tayari
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Bevkuf Boy+smart Nari=Boy Bhikari…. ????

9 years ago

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मैं चीज़ :walking: Original, तू जाली Note :dollar: है… तेरी Body से ज़्यादा, मेरी :sunglasses: DP Hot है… :grin: :grin:

9 years ago

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Boy : pen hai? Girl : nahi hai. Boy : pen hai Pen ? Girl : kaha na nahi he.. (thori Dare Bad) Boy : pen he Pen ? pen ? Girl : kitni Bar Kahun Nahi hai Ab Dubara Pucha To Hathoray Se Sar Faad Dungi... Boy : Hathora hai ? Girl : nahi... Boy : Acha Phir Pen hai Pen??

10 years ago

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Boy:" Meri Gf banogi.. ?? . . Gal:" Mere parents allow nai karte.. . . . . . . . Boy:" Haan idiot jaise mere baap ne to mujhe "Akhil Bhartiya Ladki Patao abhiyan Ka Chairman Bana Rakha Hai.. ??

10 years ago

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Boy: Tu Dharti Pe Rahe, Chahe Aasmaan mein Rahe, Tujhe Teri Khushbu Se Pehchan Loonga... Girl: Mujhe Pehle Se Pata Tha, Tum Kuttay Ho...

10 years ago

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Boy:can i hold your hand ? . . . Girl:no . . Boy:why? . . Girl:because it hurts when you leave it . . . . . Boy:baap reeee, i am acting but she is overacting

10 years ago

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Ek ladka bhagta hua ek ladki ke paas jata ha aur ruk ke bolta ha ma aapse dosti karna chahta hu . . . . . . . Girl- toh hamari dushmani kab thi BHAIYAAA !! HahAHaha

10 years ago

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Super Killer Joke . . Boy and girl are sitting.. . . 2 dogs kissed each other . . . Boy- jaanu agar tum bura Na mano to main bhii?????? . . . Girl- ok, par sambhal ke.., kahi kutta kaat na le. .. hahaha Thoko LIKE

10 years ago

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Sardar ki maa ki tabiyat kharab hui Hospital le gaye, Doctor ne kaha, 2 Test honge, Sardar : Jor jor se rone laga Hey bhagwan ab kya Hoga ? MERI MAA TOH ANPAD HAI...��

10 years ago

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