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  • Pucha muzse chand sitaro ne- "Tuze bhula diya kya tere Jigri yaro ne" . . . . . . . . Mene muskurate hue kaha- "Bhool to nahi sakte Bas lage honge Kamine kisi na kisi ko patane me.!!"
    • 9 years ago



    Tags : Whatsapp Funny Jokes
  • :stuck_out_tongue_closed_eyes::stuck_out_tongue_closed_eyes::stuck_out_tongue_closed_eyes:
    :maple_leaf:एक शायर डॉक्टर बन गया
    अब देखो उसने दवाई कैसे समझाई

    :currency_exchange: दिल लगा के मोहब्बत में धमाल करें।
    सीरप को अच्छी तरह से हिला के इस्तेमाल करें ।।

    :currency_exchange:दिल मेरा टूट गया उठी जब उसकी डोली।
    सुबह दोपहर शाम बस एक एक गोली॥

    :currency_exchange:कभी आके मेरी मोहब्बत का सुरूर देखें
    तमाम दवायें बच्चों की पहुँच से दूर रखें॥

    :currency_exchange: दिल मेरा इश्क़ करने पे रज़ामंद रहेगा।
    इतवार के दिन अस्पताल बन्द रहेगा॥
    :laughing::laughing::laughing::joy::joy::joy:
    • 9 years ago



    Tags : Doctor Jokes Sms , Funny Shayari SMS , Whatsapp Funny Jokes
  • आज अमेरिका की लड़किया लड़ाकू विमान चला रही हैं और

    हमारे देश कि लड़किया अभी तक ये पूछने में व्यस्त है की

    ” मेले बाबू ने खाना खाया ” :lips::kissing_heart:
    • 9 years ago



    Tags : Funny Jokes , Whatsapp Funny Jokes , Hindi Jokes SMS
  • REAL LOVE: . Garmi me boy ne jab Pasina gf k dupatte se pocha to wo boli: "Dupatta Ganda na karo, . . . . . . . . . . Aur Jab usne Maa ke Aanchal se pocha to Maa boli: . "Ye Ganda hai, Saaf deti hu,
    • 9 years ago



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  • Boy: Tu Dharti Pe Rahe, Chahe Aasmaan mein Rahe, Tujhe Teri Khushbu Se Pehchan Loonga... Girl: Mujhe Pehle Se Pata Tha, Tum Kuttay Ho...
    • 9 years ago



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  • लड़का – आज बहुत अच्छी खुशबू आ रही है

    लड़की – हाँ मैं नए साबुन से
    नहा के जो आयी हूँ

    लड़का – अच्छा ऐसा क्या है उस साबुन में

    लड़की – मलाई,,दूध,,केसर से भरपूर

    लड़का – साला आज कल के साबुन
    नहाने के लिए बनाते हैं
    या खाने के लिए :) :wink::smile::smile::smile:
    • 9 years ago



    Tags : Funny Jokes , Whatsapp Funny SMS , All Funny SMS , Whatsapp Funny Jokes , Funny SMS - Funny Jokes
  • Log kuch din cigarette sharab pite hai Aur aadat ho jaati hai, . . (◦.◦) <) )> _/ /_ Hume dekho, . . . . . Hum Bachpan se padhai kar rahe hai, . . par Aaj tak padhai ki Aadat nahi hui, . Thats called SELF CONTROL
    • 9 years ago



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  • Fantastic line written on a honeymoon cottage wall... "Please keep the curtains closed..." "Ur love may be blind But... Our staff is not..."��
    • 9 years ago



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  • GF on phone call with BF! Gf - Honey, window khul nahi rahi hai. BF - Aisa karo thoda tel garam kar ke us par daal do. GF - Kya usse kaam ho jayega? BF - Try to karo. After 15 mins , BF calls to GF. BF - Tumne try kiya ?? GF - Haan kiya, par ab laptop hi band ho gaya... lolzzzz
    • 9 years ago



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  • 1 Bacha Bohat Der Se Ro Raha Tha Maa Ne Pocha Mere Laal Ko Kya Chahiye Toffee Bhishkit Ya Milk Bachcha: Bas Ek Sanam Chahie Aashqi Ke Liye..!! :
    • 9 years ago



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  • Girl : Cigarette peena chodddo . Boy : Chodd diya . Girl : Beer peena bi chodddo . Boy : Chodd diya . Girl : Good Aaj se roz subah shaam Mandir jana shuru karo . Boy : Theek hai Aaj se roz Mandir jana shuru . Girl : Haayee Jaanu So Sweet, Mujse shaadi karoge? . . Boy : Nahin . Girl : Kyun . . Boy : Itna sudhar gaya hu, Ab tumse achi koi mil jayegi����
    • 9 years ago



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  • Ek ladke ne brand new JAGUAR car le li aur apni girlfriend ko dikhane ke liye uske paas gaya, . . Ladki : wow...!! New car.! Aur wo bhi PUMA ki...!! . . . . . . . . Abhi tak ladka ICU me admit hai aur becchara sadme se bahar nahi aa paa raha hai
    • 9 years ago



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  • Be careful who you give your heart to. Because when you give your heart to someone, you also give the person the power to destroy you.
    • 9 years ago



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  • Alia Bhatt goes to the dentist. Dentist: yes Alia what can I do for you. Alia: Doctor my bluetooth is not working. Can you fix it...!!!
    • 9 years ago



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  • Dear Men, A woman who loves you truly will never ask you to buy her expensive gifts or take her to expensive places... She won’t ask for diamonds, rubies or a promise to bring her a world of luxuries... She just wants your love, care and attention.. She wants you to spend a lot of quality time with her.. and appreciate her for all that she does for you out of love and affection.. Every woman is unique in her own way..
    • 9 years ago



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  • Unhone Jaate-Jaate Bade Gurur se Kaha tha "Tum Jaise to Bahut Milenge... "Hmne Bhi Muskura K Puchh hi Liya - "Hmare Jaisa Hi Kyon Chahiye.? !!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
    • 9 years ago



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