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  • I sat on the piano bench next to my mother in church. Something happened before I set foot on this planet. I was crawling around inside of her. She was a church pianist. My dad was a brilliant singer. I was hearing it.
  • 6 years ago



    Tags : Al Jarreau Quotes , Mother Quotes , Dad Quotes
  • I was 12 or 13, and I had seen a demo about origami at the Brooklyn Botanic Garden. My dad, my step-mom, and I were at the Japan pavilion of Epcot, and my dad was going to get me an origami book. They had these really sick origami books with an overleaf, but those packs can sometimes blow, because they give you, like, eight sheets.
  • 6 years ago



    Tags : Adam Richman Quotes , Mom Quotes , Dad Quotes
  • When you have kids, you instantly feel that you do not want to do them wrong. Those dads that go off to Florida and start a new life, I couldn’t imagine that: seeing my kid once every Christmas, every three years. If I’m gone for six days it feels like too much.
  • 6 years ago



    Tags : Adam Carolla Quotes , Christmas Quotes , Dad Quotes
  • Recently, I took my son to see The Haunted Mansion, which was one of the worst things (I hesitate even to call it a movie) that I have ever seen. He thought it was better than Finding Nemo and we had a fruitless argument which I'm sure made him acutely aware of the disadvantages of having a film critic for a dad.
  • 6 years ago



    Tags : A. O. Scott Quotes , Dad Quotes , Son Quotes
  • I suspect that had my dad not been president, he'd be asking the same questions: How'd your meeting go with so-and-so? . How did you feel when you stood up in front of the people for the State of the Union Address-state of the budget address, whatever you call it.
  • 5 years ago



    Tags : George W. Bush Quotes , Dad Quotes , Humor Quotes