Adam Carolla Quotes, Annoyed Quotes, Time Travel Quotes

I feel like I'm a time traveler from the future who has been sent back to be annoyed.

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I like radio and live performing stuff. I don't like the television stuff as much.

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The shuttle is the worst $20 you'll ever save. It adds 90 minutes to whatever a Town Car or cab would have been. You have the unenviable choice between being dropped off last or being dropped off first and having a bunch of losers who can't afford cab fare and have no friends or loved ones with cars knowing exactly where you live.

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I guess my feeling is that if you’re going to make a joke, that’s fine, but you should also sort of stand behind it, you know? A joke should be more than a joke, it should be a point that you’re trying to make.

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I didn't have any success in show business until I was 30 to 31 years of age.

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I like the freedom of podcasting. With podcasting you can really mess around with the form and the format. You can do as much time as you like without having to pause for commercials.

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Wearing Crocs is like getting blown by a dude. It feels great until you look down and realize you're gay.

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I'm a comedian, not a politician.

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Honestly, I've always had difficulty relaxing, unwinding and going to bed - that kind of stuff.

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When you have kids, you instantly feel that you do not want to do them wrong. Those dads that go off to Florida and start a new life, I couldn’t imagine that: seeing my kid once every Christmas, every three years. If I’m gone for six days it feels like too much.

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The very definition of 'beauty' is outside.

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Everyone in Hollywood thinks like a Republican fiscally by leaving town to shoot everything; they just don't vote that way.

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Of course on air I use occasional hyperbole to tell a story.

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I got drunk in Canada. I was there for 2 days but I was drunk there for 4 days. I don't know how it worked. I guess it was with the time difference or something.

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The Aston Martin is a beautiful car. It's a work of art, I love the interior and the style of the car.

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People have to be realistic, or the dream just drags on.

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Don’t do your best, do my best.

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If the media isnt slanted toward the Left, why is everyone so worried about my affiliation with Glenn Beck but not with Alec Baldwin?

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I'm not sexist, I'm just a realist.

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All TV is, is really: 'Don't you want to be this, aren't you glad you're not that.' There's nothing really in the middle.

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