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Well, the post office is probably not the place you want to go if you want to be infused with patriotism and a renewed sense of vigor.

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Everyone keeps saying, "Oh my God, oh my God, how intimidating." It's like saying, "How could you date Jennifer Aniston after she's been with Brad Pitt?" I don't care.

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I liked radio, or podcasting. I like talking minus the camera and the script part. All those mediums are different, and they are all different with their pluses and minuses. I would say the podcast is my favorite because I like the freedom of podcasting. With podcasting you can really mess around with the form and the format. The pace of radio is very fast. Boom, boom, with a little six minute segment, then on to the next thing. With podcasts you can talk about something for 25 minutes if you like - there is a lot of artistic freedom with it.

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I don't burn any calories trying to be masculine; I just happen to be from that world.

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That's an interesting philosophical question. When your boner goes away, is that one gone... forever?

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When I say things that sound insane, like only the smartest million people should have the right to vote, well, I mean that.

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Whoever is for higher taxes, feel free to pay higher taxes.

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If you spend your life walking through somebody else's museum, you never find out whether you're Rembrandt or not.

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I cook a little bit. I make a Hungarian dish called chicken paprikash that's out of this world. I'll give a heads-up to all of your readers that it doesn't have to be between Thai and Mexican every night. Toss some Hungarian in every once in a while. You will not be sorry. Good, solid peasant food.

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I guess my feeling is that if you’re going to make a joke, that’s fine, but you should also sort of stand behind it, you know? A joke should be more than a joke, it should be a point that you’re trying to make.

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If women built the bridges or were meant to build the bridges, then they would have done it.

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All's the government should do is keep the taxes and regulations at a manageable rate, keep a decent standing army and get out of the way.

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I didn't have any success in show business until I was 30 to 31 years of age.

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When I am king, I will revise the sexual bases system so that getting to first base will include oral sex and sodomy!

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All TV is, is really: 'Don't you want to be this, aren't you glad you're not that.' There's nothing really in the middle.

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I spoke to my dad, and he said it took close to 90 dollars to raise me. But that was me and my sister, and my sister moved out when she was 16, so sometimes it can knock you up to triple digits to raise a kid.

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It should be like a salmon taking to open water. I've done so much morning radio that I won't be overwhelmed by it, but it's still going to be a challenge.

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Oprah tells women what to read, what to eat, what to think, what to do.

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I have a daughter who I love very much, I hire women, I've worked with women, I've never had an issue with women.

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To make something, you have to work within your abilities. Honestly assess what you can do and even more important, what can't you do.

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