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  • If a girl breaks up with me, I want her to just die, just be dead. Not 'cause I hate her so much as it's just easier for when my friends go, 'Hey, what happened?' 'Oh, she's dead. I'd still be with her, but she's dead. What can I do? She was loving me, but she's dead.'
  • 5 years ago



    Tags : Adam Sandler Quotes , Girl Quotes , Hate Quotes
  • When I was kid, yeah, my family, my parents wanted me to marry a Jewish girl because that was what they taught their children, and thought it would be an easier life for me to raise a Jewish kid. And I have a Jewish wife, I have a Jewish kid. They seem pretty happy about it.
  • 5 years ago



    Tags : Adam Sandler Quotes , Girl Quotes , Children Quotes
  • The Canteen Boy, the reason you feel bad for him and you can laugh is because he, and I guess a lot of my characters, they don't notice they're getting made fun of. So they'll say something back that's not that great a quip, but in their mind they won the argument.
  • 5 years ago



    Tags : Adam Sandler Quotes , Fun Quotes , Character Quotes