Adam Sandler Quotes, House Quotes, Lots Of Friends Quotes

I've always had lots of friends and my house was the house they all hung out at.

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I finished a big book the other day. 421 pages. That's a lot of coloring when you think about it.

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I still like some of the stuff, skateboarding. Just stupid things.

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I can't run a company... I can't even run my own life!

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I do want children. I study dads more. I watch what they go through. I admire my father more than I ever did and my brother and my sister.

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It's just weird that out of nowhere God said, May the three best-looking guys in Hollywood have babies - Tom Cruise, Brad Pitt and me. It was bizarre that God said, I want to make the planet more beautiful, and I got the call.

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I did rocks, all this dumb stuff. But now it's just trying to stay afloat and just get through the days.

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I immediately said yes for one reason and one reason only....Netflix rhymes with Wet Chicks.

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SNL is a home. You've got all of your brothers and sisters there, and it's a great time.

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I grew up in a house that liked to be funny. Everybody liked to be funny. My family's been...we've been enjoying each other's comedy for years.

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I still like doing stand-up now, but it's not the same. It used to be that I was out there with five other comedians. Now I usually just do it alone.

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Wasted is when you have a hankering for ice cream.

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The idea of my kids being spoiled, I go to sleep thinking about it. I wake up thinking about. I'm trying to do the right thing. With the amount of money I have, it's difficult to raise children the way I was raised. But I took away the west and north wing of the house for those guys. So, they're not allowed in there.

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It's hard to soar with the eagles when you're surrounded by turkeys.

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When I'm around the kids I feel like I act the most grown-up just because you're supposed to. And I say things, like every other day, that remind me of my own parents.

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When the kids are laughing in the audience, I tear up, I'm so happy I did a nice thing.

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I've got a hockey record, I took off my skate and tried to stab a guy, I'm the only person who ever tried that.

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I've been called a moron since I was about four. My father called me a moron. My grandfather said I was a moron. And a lot of times when I'm driving, I hear I'm a moron. I like being a moron.

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I've always liked older ladies. I'm comfortable with it. They seem to be nice. They've seen it all.

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If it's something I feel I can do alright, I like being in those, and some that I think Rob Schneider and David Spade would be funnier at than me, I tell them to do it. I don't have any clue how we decide. There's this thing, this "Click", actually, one of my friends called me up, my partner told me about this idea that Steve Koren had. Steve Koren, by the way, the guy who wrote it with Mark O'Keefe, Steve Koren I've known since I was 22. He was a page at Saturday Night Live.

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