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I don't know why people question the academic training of an athlete. Fifty percent of the doctors in this country graduated in the bottom half of their classes.

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They call me eccentric. They used to call me nuts. I haven't changed. The only difference between being eccentric and being nuts is the number of security boxes you own.

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I went into a restaurant one night and ordered lobster, and the waiter brought me one with a claw missing. I called him over and told him about it. He told me that in the back there's a tank they keep the lobsters in and while they're in there, they fight and sometimes one loses a claw. I told him 'then bring me a winner.'

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The only mystery in life is why the kamikaze pilots wore helmets.

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The next time I will cry is when I die. My life has been that beautiful.

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We rush for the stars as we crawl toward our graves.

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When a guy takes off his coat, he's not going to fight. When a guy takes off his wristwatch, watch out!

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You measure a player from the head up.

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All love affairs end. Eventually the girl is gonna put curlers in her hair.

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I come from New York where, if you fall down, someone will pick you up by your wallet.

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You can always tell the Catholic schools by the length of the cheerleaders' skirts.

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Winning is only important in war and surgery.

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I'm an Einstein of the streets and an Oxford scholar of common sense.

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I just can't recruit where there's grass around. You gotta have a concrete lawn before I feel comfortable enough to go in and talk to you parents.

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It's a profession in which, the longer you stay, the closer you are to being fired.

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Our guys took Shop and Advanced Shop. Shop is when you make a chair. Advanced Shop is when you paint it.

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Every obnoxious fan has a wife at home that dominates him.

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I want my team to have my personality: surly, obnoxious, and arrogant.

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The nicest thing about coaching is that one day you feel like you can play handball against a curb, and on other days you feel like you can fly to the moon.

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I had my moment on the stage. The trick in life is to know when to leave.

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