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Remember, half the doctors in this country graduated in the bottom half of their class.

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They call me eccentric. They used to call me nuts. I haven't changed. The only difference between being eccentric and being nuts is the number of security boxes you own.

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We rush for the stars as we crawl toward our graves.

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A team should be an extension of a coach's personality. My teams are arrogant and obnoxious.

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You measure a player from the head up.

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My rule was I wouldn't recruit a kid if he had grass in front of his house. That's not my world. My world has a cracked sidewalk.

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Keep it simple, when you get too complex you forget the obvious.

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Live every day as if it were Saturday night.

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The nicest thing about coaching is that one day you feel like you can play handball against a curb, and on other days you feel like you can fly to the moon.

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If you're straight with your players, they'll be straight with you.

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All love affairs end. Eventually the girl is gonna put curlers in her hair.

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You can always tell the Catholic schools by the length of the cheerleaders' skirts.

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I went into a restaurant one night and ordered lobster, and the waiter brought me one with a claw missing. I called him over and told him about it. He told me that in the back there's a tank they keep the lobsters in and while they're in there, they fight and sometimes one loses a claw. I told him 'then bring me a winner.'

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Don't be just another guy going down the street and going nowhere.

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When I was losing, they called me nuts. When I was winning they called me eccentric.

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Our guys took Shop and Advanced Shop. Shop is when you make a chair. Advanced Shop is when you paint it.

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I let ballplayers yell back at me because I wasn't trying to prove I'm boss. I know I'm boss.

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On how to make the game more exciting - Eliminate the referees, raise the basket four feet, double the size of the basketball, limit the height of the players to 5 feet 9 inches, bring back the centre jump, allow taxi drivers in for free and allow the players to carry guns.

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I just can't recruit where there's grass around. You gotta have a concrete lawn before I feel comfortable enough to go in and talk to you parents.

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It's a profession in which, the longer you stay, the closer you are to being fired.

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