Al Yankovic Quotes, Healing Quotes, Heart Quotes

You slammed my face down on the barbecue grill, now my scars are all healing, but my heart never will.

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Got a brand new semi-automatic weapon with a laser sight. Oh, I'm praying that somebody tries to break in here tonight.

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Beans, beans, the magic legumes - the more you ingest, the more you consume.

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People that were a little nerdy in high school would look up to me and know it gets better.

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As it turns out, there is a thing called the Internet, and stuff does go out there whether the suits like it or not.

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I have a long-standing history of respecting artists' wishes.

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I was abducted by some aliens from space who kind a looked like Jamie Farr.

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I have very mixed feelings about it. On one hand, I’m concerned that the rampant downloading of my copyright-protected material over the Internet is severely eating into my album sales and having a decidedly adverse effect on my career. On the other hand, I can get all the Metallica songs I want for FREE! WOW!

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I love the way they run in fright when I turn on the kitchen light. And when I squish them on the ground, they make a pleasant crunchy sound.

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If money can't buy happiness, then I guess I'll have to rent it.

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There aren't that many superstars around anymore.

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I like to think that I've gotten better at what I do. I spend more time and pay more attention to detail album after album. But pretty much it's stayed the same.

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So that's why one of my rules of parody writing is that it's gotta be funny regardless of whether you know the source material. It has to work on its own merit.

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I suppose I had my rock star fantasies while I was singing into my hairbrush in the bathroom mirror, but I never really consciously said, 'OK, this is what I'm going to do for a living and I'm going to be Weird Al.'

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Not any specific one, but I was a huge fan of Frank Jacobs, I guess he wrote the plurality of the song parodies for MAD, Sam Hart, a few others, but that was also where I was first exposed to the art form of song parodies.

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I'll bet every great thinker and leader we've got Could see all kinds of things other people could not! So then why get upset if somebody like me Tries to look at the world just a bit differently?

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My hobbies just sort of gradually became my vocation.

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I'm a music fan, and I can listen to the radio, or music, without thinking, "How am I going to screw this up?" [Laughs] If I'm really actively trying to think of a parody, then I'll have my antenna out, and be a little more proactive about it.

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I don't watch anything on a regular basis - I tend to binge-watch things.

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You can play some schlock like New Kids On the Block.

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