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Once you understand how to write a program get someone else to write it.
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You can measure a programmer's perspective by noting his attitude on the continuing vitality of FORTRAN.
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Some programming languages manage to absorb change, but withstand progress.
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A picture is worth 10K words - but only those to describe the picture. Hardly any sets of 10K words can be adequately described with pictures.
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C programmers never die. They are just cast into void.
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In the long run, every program becomes rococo, and then rubble.
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In English every word can be verbed. Would that it were so in our programming languages.
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Programmers are not to be measured by their ingenuity and their logic but by the completeness of their case analysis.
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Is it possible that software is not like anything else, that it is meant to be discarded: that the whole point is to always see it as a soap bubble?
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A LISP programmer knows the value of everything, but the cost of nothing.
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In computing, turning the obvious into the useful is a living definition of the word "frustration".
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Any noun can be verbed.
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It is better to have 100 functions operate on one data structure than to have 10 functions operate on 10 data structures.
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We are on the verge: Today our program proved Fermat's next-to-last theorem.
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One can't proceed from the informal to the formal by formal means.
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Every reader should ask himself periodically “Toward what end, toward what end?”—but do not ask it too often lest you pass up the fun of programming for the constipation of bittersweet philosophy.
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Simplicity does not precede complexity, but follows it.
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Often it is the means that justify the ends: goals advance technique and technique survives even when goal structures crumble.
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Every program has (at least) two purposes: the one for which it was written and another for which it wasn't.
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The best book on programming for the layman is Alice in Wonderland, but that's because it's the best book on anything for the layman.
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