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I wonder if God created man because He was disappointed with the monkey.

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Nature knows no indecencies; man invents them.

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There are people who can do all fine and heroic things but one - keep from telling their happiness to the unhappy.

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Patriotism is merely a religion-love of country, worship of country, devotion to the country's flag and honor and welfare.

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They did not know it was impossible so they did it

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It is a good thing to write for the amusement of the public, but it is a far higher and nobler thing to write for their instruction, their profit, their actual and tangible benefit.

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There are times when one would like to hang the whole human race, and finish the farce.

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Get a bicycle. You will not regret it, if you live.

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There is nothing training can't cannot do. Nothing is above its reach.

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Taking the pledge will not make bad liquor good, but it will improve it.

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Tell me about a person's family, friends, and community, and I'll tell you what his opinions are.

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There is no such thing as an ordinary life.

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Deep down in me I knowed it was a lie, and He knowed it. You can't pray a lie - I found that out.

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I am aware that I am very old now; but I am also aware that I have never been so young as I am now, in spirit, since I was fourteen and entertained Jim Wolf with the wasps. I am only able to perceive that I am old by a mental process; I am altogether unable to feel old in spirit. It is a pity, too, for my lapses from gravity must surely often be a reproach to me. When I am in the company of very young people I always feel that I am one of them, and they probably privately resent it.

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...ignorant as the unborne babe! ignorant as unborn twins!

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Surely the ass who invented the first religion ought to be the first ass damned

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At 50, a man can be an ass without being an optimist but not an optimist without being an ass

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It is better to be alone than unwelcome. - Eve

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It is hopeless for the occasional visitor to try to keep up with Chicago-she outgrows his prophecies faster than he can make them. She is always a novelty; for she is never the Chicago you saw when you passed through the last time.

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War talk by men who have been in a war is always interesting; whereas moon talk by a poet who has not been in the moon is likely to be dull.

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