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Do something everyday that you don't want to do.

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The observance of Thanksgiving Day-as a function-has become general of late years. The Thankfulness is not so general. This is natural. Two-thirds of the nation have always had hard luck and a hard time during the year, and this has a calming effect upon their enthusiasm.

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I like Joan of Arc best of all my books; and it is the best; I know it perfectly well.

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Nearly all black and brown skins are beautiful, but a beautiful white skin is rare.

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Let us consider that we are all insane. It will explain us to each other. It will unriddle many riddles

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It's so damned humiliating.

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The citizen who sees his society's democratic clothes being worn out and does not cry it out, is not a patriot, but a traitor.

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Doesn't make any difference who we are or what we are, there's always somebody to look down on.

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From his cradle to his grave a man never does a single thing which has any FIRST AND FOREMOST object but one -- to secure peace of mind, spiritual comfort, for HIMSELF.

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Adam was the luckiest man in the world. He had no mother-in-law.

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Never tell the truth to people who are not worthy of it.

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An inglorious peace is better than a dishonorable war.

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I don't see any use in having a uniform and arbitrary way of spelling words. We might as well make all clothes alike and cook all dishes alike. Sameness is tiresome; variety is pleasing.

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It is not like studying German, where you mull along, in a groping, uncertain way, for thirty years; and at last, just as you think you've got it, they spring the subjunctive on you, and there you are. No- and I see now plainly enough, that the great pity about the German language is, that you can't fall off it and hurt yourself. There is nothing like that feature to make you attend strictly to business.

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Man never creates, he only recombines the lines and colors of his own existance.

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I take my only exercise acting as a pallbearer at the funerals of my friends who exercise regularly.

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The master minds of all nations, in all ages, have sprung in affluent multitude from the mass of the nations, and from the mass of the nation only-not from its privileged classes.

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Go to Heaven for the climate, Hell for the company.

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I have achieved my seventy years in the usual way: by sticking strictly to a scheme of life which would kill anybody else... I will offer here, as a sound maxim, this: That we can't reach old age by another man's road.

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Life is but a dream, a grotesque and foolish dream.

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