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Switzerland is simply a large, lumpy, solid rock with a thin skin of grass stretched over it.

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Happiness ain't a thing in itself - it's only a contrast with something that ain't pleasant.

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Suppose you were an idiot, and suppose you were a member of Congress; but I repeat myself.

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There has been much tragedy in my life; at least half of it actually happened.

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I admire him, I frankly confess it; and when his time is come I shall buy a piece of the rope for a keepsake.

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Inherently, each one of us has the substance within to achieve whatever our goals and dreams define. What is different for each of us is the training, education, knowledge and insight to utilize what we already have.

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Benefit of clergy: Half-rate on the railroad.

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Difference between savage and civilized man: one is painted, the other gilded.

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Such is professional jealousy; a scientist will never show any kindness for a theory which he did not start himself.

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Some of the worst things in my life never even happened.

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We regret the things we don't do more than the things we do.

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Why should anybody want to save the human race, or damn it either? Does God want its society? Does Satan?

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There is no such thing as a new idea. We simply take a lot of old ideas and put them into a sort of mental kaleidoscope.

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A tax is a fine for doing well, a fine is a tax for doing wrong.

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Congress: America's only true criminal class.

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Missionarying was a better thing in those days than it is in ours. All you had to do was to cure the head savage´s sick daughter by a miracle- a miracle like the miracle of Lourdes in our day, for instance- and immediately that head savage was your convert, and filled to the eyes with a new convert´s enthusiasm. You could sit down and make yourself easy now. He would take the ax and convert the rest of the nation himself.

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Except a person be part coward, it is not a compliment to say he is brave.

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A man who carries a cat by the tail learns something he can learn in no other way.

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That is just the way with some people. They get down on a thing when they don’t know nothing about it.

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Your actions speak so much louder than words.

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