Mark Twain Quotes

Chastity - you can carry it too far.

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It is no harm to be an ass, if one is content to bray and not kick.

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What ought to be done to the man who invented the celebrating of anniversaries? Mere killing would be too light.

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Always do what's right. That will gratify some and surprise the rest.

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To one in sympathy with nature, each season, in its turn, seems the loveliest.

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Conformity—the natural instinct to passively yield to that vague something recognized as authority.

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In forgiving, people are not being asked to forget. On the contrary, it is important to remember, so that we should not let such atrocities happen again. Forgiveness does not mean condoning what has been done. It means taking what happened seriously...drawing out the sting in the memory that threatens our entire existence.

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The best and most telling speech is not the actual impromptu one but the counterfeit of it.

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Eloquence is the essential thing in a speech, not information.

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We have infinite trouble in solving man-made mysteries; it is only when we set out to discover "the secret of God" that our difficulties disappear.

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What is there that confers the noblest delight? What is that which swells a man's breast with pride above that which any other experience can bring to him? Discovery!

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Great enterprises usually promise vastly more than they perform.

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The first time a student realizes that a little learning is a dangerous thing is when he brings home a poor report card.

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Really, what we want now, is not laws against crime, but a law against insanity. That is where the true evil lies.

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The xmas holidays have this high value: that they remind Forgetters of the Forgotten, & repair damaged relationships.

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In my age, as in my youth, night brings me many a deep remorse. I realize that from the cradle up I have been like the rest of the race - never quite sane in the night.

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Honesty is the best policy - when there is money in it.

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It has been reported that I was seriously ill--it was another man; dying--it was another man; dead--the other man again...As far as I can see, nothing remains to be reported, except that I have become a foreigner. When you hear it, don't you believe it. And don't take the trouble to deny it. Merely just raise the American flag on our house in Hartford and let it talk.

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A person who has a cat by the tail knows a whole lot more about cats than someone who has just read about them.

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People are much more willing to lend you books than bookcases.

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