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I'm pushing 60 years of age...and that's enough exercise for me.

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We Americans worship the almighty dollar! Well, it is a worthier god than Heredity Privilege.

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If you take epitaphs seriously, we ought to bury the living and resurrect the dead.

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Laughter without a tinge of philosophy is but a sneeze of humor. Genuine humor is replete with wisdom.

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Do something everyday that you don't want to do; this is the golden rule for acquiring the habit of doing your duty without pain.

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When the time comes that a man has had his dinner, then the true man comes to the surface

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The easy part of being an artist is figuring out the message that everyone else is ready to hear. The hard part is waiting for the proper lull to make the announcement.

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To be vested with enormous authority is a fine thing; but to have the on-looking world consent to it is finer.

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Too much is just enough.

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When a man loves cats, I am his friend and comrade, without further introduction.

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It shames the average man to be valued below his own estimate of his worth.

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Children are natural mimics who act like their parents despite every effort to teach them good manners.

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Let us guess that whenever we read a sentence & like it, we unconsciously store it away in our model-chamber; & it goes, with the myriad of its fellows, to the building, brick by brick, of the eventual edifice which we call our style.

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It could probably be shown by facts and figures that there is no distinctly native criminal class except Congress.

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Is it, perhaps, possible that there are two kinds of Civilization-one for home consumption and one for the heathen market?

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Methuselah lived to be 969 years old . You boys and girls will see more in the next fifty years than Methuselah saw in his whole lifetime.

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The fact that man knows right from wrong proves his intellectual superiority to the other creatures; but the fact that he can do wrong proves his moral inferiority to any creatures that cannot.

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If you want to change the future, you must change what you're doing in the present.

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Life was a fairy-tale, then, it is a tragedy now. When I was 43 and John Hay 41 he said life was a tragedy after 40, and I disputed it. Three years ago he asked me to testify again: I counted my graves, and there was nothing for me to say. I am old; I recognize it but I don't realize it. I wonder if a person ever really ceases to feel young - I mean, for a whole day at a time.

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Whenever you find yourself on the side of the majority, it is time to reform. "It ain't what you don't know that gets you into trouble. It's what you know for certain that just ain't true." Thinking that you know the future.

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