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Only one thing is impossible for God: To find any sense in any copyright law on the planet.

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When someone dies, it is like when your house burns down; it isn't for years that you realize the full extent of your loss.

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Wine is a clog to the pen, not an inspiration.

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Most people can't bear to sit in church for an hour on Sundays. How are they supposed to live somewhere very similar to it for eternity?

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We should be careful to get out of an experience only the wisdom that is in it - and stop there.

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Let your joy be unconfined!

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He is useless on top of the ground; he ought to be under it, inspiring the cabbages.

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Morals consist of political morals, commercial morals, ecclesiastical morals, and morals.

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The lack of money is the root of all evil.

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Thunder is good, thunder is impressive; but it is lightning that does the work.

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Life is short, break the rules.

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What a curious kind of fool a girl is. Never been licked in school. What's a licking?

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Never put off until tomorrow what you can avoid altogether. A clean desk is a sign of a cluttered desk drawer. All you need in this life is ignorance and confidence, and then success is sure.

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He gossips habitually; he lacks the common wisdom to keep still that deadly enemy of man, his own tongue.

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You need not expect to get your book right the first time. Go to work and revamp or rewrite it. God only exhibits his thunder and lightning at intervals, and so they always command attention. These are God's adjectives. You thunder and lightning too much; the reader ceases to get under the bed, by and by.

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Age enlarges and enriches the powers of some musical instruments - notably those of the violin - but it seems to set a piano's teeth on edge.

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We do not get ice-cream every where, and so, when we do, we are apt to dissipate to excess.

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That is the way of the scientist. He will spend thirty years in building up a mountain range of facts with the intent to prove a certain theory; then he is so happy with his achievement that as a rule he overlooks the main chief fact of all-that all his accumulation proves an entirely different thing.

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For a male person bric-a-brac hunting is about as robust a business as making doll-clothes.

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The old Irish when immersing a babe at baptism left out the right arm so that it would remain pagan for good fighting

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