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To trust the God of the Bible is to trust an irascible, vindictive, fierce and ever fickle and changeful master.

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Drag your thoughts away from your troubles... by the ears, by the heels, or any other way you can manage it.

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A dozen direct censures are easier to bear than one morganatic compliment.

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Adam and Eve had many advantages, but the principal one was that they escaped teething.

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Who knows, he may grow up to be President someday, unless they hang him first!" Aunt Polly about Tom Sawyer

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Patriotism is usually the refuge of the scoundrel. He is the man who talks the loudest.

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A man has no business to be depressed by a disappointment, anyway; he ought to make up his mind to get even.

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Another editor. That thing behind his ear is his pencil. Whenever he finds a bright thing in your manuscript he strikes it out with that. That does him good, and makes him smile and show his teeth, the way he is doing in the picture. This one has just been striking out a smart thing, and now he is sitting there with his thumbs in his vest-holes, gloating. They are full of envy and malice, editors are.

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When one reads Bibles, one is less surprised at what the Deity knows than at what He doesn't know.

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Life would be infinitely happier if we could only be born at the age of eighty and gradually approach eighteen.

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There are many scapegoats for our sins, but the most popular one is Providence.

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The law of work does seem utterly unfair-but there it is, and nothing can change it: the higher the pay in enjoyment the worker gets out of it, the higher shall be his pay in cash, too.

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Any emotion, if it is sincere, is involuntary.

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I can understand German as well as the maniac that invented it, but I talk it best through an interpreter.

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It was wonderful to find America, but it would have been more wonderful to miss it.

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Each of you, for himself, by himself and on his own responsibility, must speak.

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The only difference between a tax man and a taxidermist is that the taxidermist leaves the skin.

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Not all the Greek runners in the original Olympics were totally naked. Some wore shoes.

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The right word may be effective, but no word was ever as effective as a rightly timed pause.

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Tis Better to Sit there and LOOK the fool, than to open your mouth and prove it.

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