Mark Twain Quotes, Loyalty Quotes, Business Success Quotes

The primary rule of business success is loyalty to your employer. That's all right as a theory. What is the matter with loyalty to yourself?

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There are no people who are quite so vulgar as the over-refined.

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Nevertheless we have this curious spectacle: daily the trained parrot in the pulpit gravely delivers himself of these ironies, which he has acquired at second-hand and adopted without examination, to a trained congregation which accepts them without examination, and neither the speaker nor the hearer laughs at himself. It does seem as if we ought to be humble when we are at a bench-show, and not put on airs of intellectual superiority there.

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A healthy and wholesome cheerfulness is not necessarily impossible to any occupation.

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A sound heart is a surer guide than an ill-trained conscience.

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It is easy to find fault, if one has that disposition. There was once a man who, not being able to find any other fault with his coal, complained that there were too many prehistoric toads in it.

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It's better to be an optimist who is sometimes wrong than a pessimist who is always right

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Good friends, good books and a sleepy conscience: this is the ideal life.

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The lack of money is the root of all evil.

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Plain question and plain answer make the shortest road out of most perplexities.

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I don't want my girl to be so skinny she can knife me with her knee.

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Sum all the gifts that man is endowed with, and we give our greatest share of admiration to his energy. And today, if I were a heathen, I would rear a statue to Energy and fall down and worship it!

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I like Joan of Arc best of all my books; and it is the best; I know it perfectly well.

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By and by when each nation has 20,000 battleships and 5,000,000 soldiers we shall all be safe and the wisdom of statesmanship will stand confirmed.

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The happy phrasing of a compliment is one of the rarest of human gifts, and the happy delivery of it another.

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The Bible has noble poetry in it... and some good morals and a wealth of obscenity, and upwards of a thousand lies.

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Unused talents gives you no advantage over someone who has no talent at all.

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A baby is an angel whose wings decrease as his legs increase.

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Sometimes you gwyne to git hurt, en sometimes you gwyne to git sick; but every time you's gwyne to git well agin.

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There is no humor in heaven.

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