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Hotels are the only proper places for lecturers. When I am ill-natured I so enjoy the freedom of a hotel where I can ring up a domestic and give him a quarter and then break furniture over him.

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God has put something noble and good into every heart His hand created.

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Optimist: day-dreamer in his small clothes.

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Intellectual ''work'' is misnamed; it is a pleasure, a dissipation, and is its own highest reward.

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It is just like man's vanity and impertinence to call an animal dumb because it is dumb to his dull perceptions.

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Brooklyn praise is half slander.

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Never be haughty to the humble, never be humble to the haughty.

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Travel is lethal to prejudice.

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When you got to the table you couldn't go right to eating, but you had to wait for the widow to tuck down her head and grumble a little over the victuals, though there warn't really anything the matter with them. That is, nothing only everything was cooked by itself. In a barrel of odds and ends it is different; things get mixed up, and the juice kind of swaps around, and the things go better.

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I was exceedingly delighted with the waltz, and also with the polka. These differ in name, but there the difference ceases

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If you pick up a starving dog and make him prosperous he will not bite you. This is the principal difference between a dog and man.

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She was not quite what you would call refined. She was not quite what you would call unrefined. She was the kind of person that keeps a parrot.

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There are two things nobody should ever have to watch being made, sausage and laws.

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A person who won't read has no advantage over one who can't read.

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The older I get, the more clearly I remember things that never happened.

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Education is what you must acquire without any interference from your schooling.

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And so when I couldn't stand it no longer, I lit out. I got into my old rags and my sugar-hogshead again, and was free and satisfied.

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I have thought many times since that if poets when they get discouraged would blow their brains out, they could write very much better when they got well.

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In all my travels the thing that has impressed me the most is the universal brotherhood of man-what there is of it.

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Everybody lies...every day, every hour, awake, asleep, in his dreams, in his joy, in his mourning. If he keeps his tongue still his hands, his feet, his eyes, his attitude will convey deception.

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