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An open mind leaves a chance for someone to drop a worthwhile thought in it.

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I could have become a soldier if I had waited; I knew more about retreating than the man who invented retreating.

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That cat will write her autograph all over your leg if you let her.

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Wisdom teaches us that none but birds should go out early, and that not even birds should do it unless they are out of worms.

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Honor is a harder master than the law.

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Ignorant people think it is the noise which fighting cats make that is so aggravating, but it ain't so; it is the sickening grammar that they use.

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A group of men in evening clothes looks like a flock of crows, and is just about as inspiring.

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Simplified spelling is all right, but, like chastity, you can carry it too far.

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An uneasy conscience is a hair in the mouth.

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This is a Christian country. Why, so is hell. Inasmuch as Strait is the way and narrow is the gate, and few - few - are they that enter in thereat has had the natural effect of making hell the only really prominent Christian community in any of the worlds; but we don't brag of this and certainly it is not proper to brag and boast that America is a Christian country when we all know that certainly five-sixths of our population could not enter in at the narrow gate.

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A man with a hump-backed uncle mustn't make fun of another man's cross-eyed aunt

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Mine was a trained Presbyterian conscience and knew but the one duty - to hunt and harry its slave upon all pretexts and on all occasions, particularly when there was no sense nor reason in it.

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All you need in this life is ignorance and confidence; then success is sure. You can "already know for sure" things that could actually impede progress. Always be on the lookout for the things you did not know, that you did not know. Secondly, work on strengthening personal belief that a particular will be achieved regardless of any adversity that may show up, or evidence to the contrary.

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What a wee little part of a person's life are his acts and his words! His real life is led in his head, and is known to none but himself.

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Cherimoya, the most delicious fruit known to men.

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Simple rules for saving money: To save half, when you are fired by an eager impulse to contribute to a charity, wait and count to forty. To save three quarters, count sixty. To save all, count sixty-five.

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When red-headed people are above a certain social grade their hair is auburn.

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Once I talked to the inmates of an insane asylum in Hartford. I have talked to idiots a thousand times, but only once to the insane.

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Only he who has seen better days and lives to see better days again knows their full value.

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The lightning there is peculiar; it is so convincing, that when it strikes a thing it doesn't leave enough of that thing behind for you to tell whether-Well, you'd think it was something valuable, and a Congressman had been there.

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