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He was such a good man that people hated to see him coming.

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I never can think of Judas Iscariot without losing my temper. To my mind Judas Iscariot was nothing but a low, mean, premature, Congressman.

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God cures and the doctor sends the bill.

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If you want to change the future, you must change what you're doing in the present.

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If voting made any difference they wouldn't let us do it.

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He [George Washington Cable] has taught me to abhor and detest the Sabbath day and hunt up new and troublesome ways to dishonor it.

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The reason why truth is so much stranger than fiction is that there is no requirement for it to be consistent.

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The editor of a newspaper cannot be independent, but must work with one hand tied behind him by party and patrons, and be content to utter only half or two-thirds of his mind . writers of all kinds are manacled servants of the public. We write frankly and fearlessly, but then we "modify" before we print.

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Is the human race a joke? Was it devised and patched together in a dull time when there was nothing important to do?

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Never knew before what eternity was made for. It is to give some of us a chance to learn German.

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The people of those foreign countries are very, very ignorant. They looked curiously at the costumes we had brought from the wilds of America. They observed that we talked loudly at table sometimes. They noticed that we looked out for expenses and got what we conveniently could out of a franc, and wondered where in the mischief we came from. In Paris they just simply opened their eyes and stared when we spoke to them in French! We never did succeed in making those idiots understand their own language.

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No man that has ever lived has done a thing to please God--primarily. It was done to please himself, then God next.

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A pessimist is a well-informed optimist.

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[On Dutch flat poetry]: It is too smooth and blubbery; it reads like butter-milk gurgling from a jug.

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Our consciences take no notice of pain inflicted on others until it reaches a point where it gives pain to us.

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Too much is just enough.

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Can it be possible that the painters make John the Baptist a Spaniard in Madrid and an Irishman in Dublin?

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If I cannot smoke in heaven, then I shall not go.

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How unfortunate and how narrowing a thing it is for a man to have wealth who makes a god of it instead of a servant

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The holy passion of Friendship is of so sweet and steady and loyal and enduring a nature that it will last through a whole lifetime, if not asked to lend money.

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