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A human being has a natural desire to have more of a good thing than he needs.

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When majority is insane, sane must go to asylum.

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Oh Death where is thy sting! It has none. But life has.

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Enthusiasm is caught, not taught.

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The conviction of the rich that the poor are happier is no more foolish than the conviction of the poor that the rich are.

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This is the year 1492. I am eighty-two years of age. The things I am going to tell you are things which I saw myself as a child and as a youth.

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Cold! If the thermometer had been an inch longer we'd all have frozen to death!

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I would rather go to bed with Lillian Russell stark naked than Ulysses S Grant in full military regalia.

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I was a-trembling, because I'd got to decide, forever, betwixt two things, and I knowed it.

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Great enterprises usually promise vastly more than they perform.

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God was left out of the Constitution, but was furnished a front seat in this nations currency. ("In God we Trust") is a lie, this nations trust has always been with the dollar.

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You feel mighty free and easy and comfortable on a raft.

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The government is merely a servant―merely a temporary servant; it cannot be its prerogative to determine what is right and what is wrong, and decide who is a patriot and who isn't. Its function is to obey orders, not originate them.

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The spirit of wrath - not the words - is the sin; and the spirit of wrath is cursing. We begin to swear before we can talk.

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We may not doubt that society in heaven consists mainly of undesirable persons.

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All men have heard of the Mormon Bible, but few except the "elect" have seen it, or, at least, taken the trouble to read it. I brought away a copy from Salt Lake. The book is a curiosity to me, it is such a pretentious affair, and yet so "slow," so sleepy; such an insipid mess of inspiration. It is chloroform in print. If Joseph Smith composed this book, the act was a miracle — keeping awake while he did it was, at any rate.

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Progressive improvement beats delayed perfection.

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A man is accepted into a church for what he believes and he is turned out for what he knows.

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Always tell the truth; then you don't have to remember anything

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If the man doesn't believe as we do, we say he is a crank, and that settles it. I mean, it does nowadays, because now we can't burn him.

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