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Cauliflower is nothing but cabbage with a college education.

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In America-as elsewhere-free speech is confined to the dead.

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Nature makes the locust with an appetite for crops; man would have made him with an appetite for sand

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If a person offends you, and you are in doubt as to whether it was intentional or not, do not resort to extreme measures; simply watch your chance, and hit him with a brick.

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The more you join with people in their joys and their sorrows, the more nearer and dearer they come to be to you.

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Morals consist of political morals, commercial morals, ecclesiastical morals, and morals.

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I am an anti-imperialist. I am opposed to having the eagle put its talons on any other land.

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The community is eminently Portuguese - that is to say, it is slow, poor, shiftless, sleepy, and lazy.

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Wit is the sudden marriage of ideas which before their union were not perceived to have any relation.

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Tight pants are just uncomfortable.

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Laughter is the greatest weapon we have and we, as humans, use it the least.

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The law of work seems unfair, but nothing can change it; the more enjoyment you get out of your work, the more money you will make.

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Civilizations proceed from the heart rather than from the head.

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Heaven knows insanity was disreputable enough, long ago; but now that the lawyers have got to cutting every gallows rope and picking every prison lock with it, it is become a sneaking villainy that ought to hang and keep on hanging its sudden possessors until evil-doers should conclude that the safest plan was to never claim to have it until they came by it legitimately. The very calibre of the people the lawyers most frequently try to save by the insanity subterfuge ought to laugh the plea out of the courts, one would think.

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I begin to see that a man's got to be in his own heaven to be happy.

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It's an epitome of life. The first half of it consists of the capacity to enjoy without the chance; the last half consists of the chance without the capacity.

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Religion consists in a set of things which the average man thinks he believes and wishes he was certain of.

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S'pose a man was to come to you and say Pollyvoo-franzy - what would you think?

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No sane man can be happy, for to him life is real, and he sees what a fearful thing it is.

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There is nothing more awe-inspiring than a miracle except the credulity that can take it at par.

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