Mark Twain Quotes, San Francisco Quotes

I have always been rather better treated in San Francisco than I actually deserved.

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Recipe for a long life: Only smoke while awake. Only run when being chased.

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He was such a good man that people hated to see him coming.

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Never argue with stupid people, they will drag you down to their level and then beat you with experience.

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What a man sees in the human race is merely himself in the deep and honest privacy of his own heart. Byron despised the race because he despised himself. I feel as Byron did, and for the same reason.

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...one of the first achievements of the legislature was to institute a ten-thousand-dollar agricultural fair to show off forty dollars' worth of pumpkins in - however, the Territorial legislature was usually spoken of as the "asylum".

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How stunning are the changes which age makes in a man while he sleeps!

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Yes, even I am dishonest. Not in many ways, but in some. Forty-one, I think it is.

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One compliment can keep me going for a whole month.

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We laugh and laugh. Then cry and cry- Then feebler laugh, Then die.

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The old man laughed loud and joyously, shook up the details of his anatomy from head to foot, and ended by saying that such a laugh was money in a man's pocket, because it cut down the doctor's bills like everything.

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A cat is more intelligent than people believe, and can be taught any crime.

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Sagebrush is a very fair fuel, but as a vegetable it is a distinguished failure. Nothing can abide the taste of it but the jackass and his illegitimate child the mule.

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A woman springs a sudden reproach upon you which provokes a hot retort, and then she will presently ask you to apologize.

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There are people who strictly deprive themselves of each and every eatable, drinkable, and smokable which has in any way acquired a shady reputation. They pay this price for health. And health is all they get for it. How strange it is. It is like paying out your whole fortune for a cow that has gone dry.

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Whatever you say, say it with conviction

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A newspaper is not just for reporting the news as it is, but to make people mad enough to do something about it.

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Any emotion, if it is sincere, is involuntary.

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Each man is afraid of his neighbor's disapproval - a thing which, to the general run of the human race, is more dreaded than wolves and death.

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Denial ain't just a river in Egypt.

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