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Vote: The only commodity that is peddleable without a license.

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My mother had a slender, small body, but a large heart-a heart so large that everybody's joys found welcome in it, and hospitable accommodation.

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Optimist: day-dreamer in his small clothes.

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I do not like an injurious lie, except when it injures somebody else.

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That optimist of yours is always ready to turn hell's backyard into a play-ground.

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If you are with the quality, or at a funeral, or trying to go to sleep when you ain't sleepy - if you are anywheres where it won't do for you to scratch, why you will itch all over in upwards of a thousand places.

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Nothing agrees with me. If I drink coffee, it gives me dyspepsia; if I drink wine, it gives me the gout; if I go to church, it gives me dysentery.

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God made the Idiot for practice, and then He made the School Board.

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It's an epitome of life. The first half of it consists of the capacity to enjoy without the chance; the last half consists of the chance without the capacity.

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When you ascend the hill of prosperity, may you not meet a friend.

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The wit knows that his place is at the tail of a procession.

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You need not expect to get your book right the first time.

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George Washington, as a boy, was ignorant of the commonest accomplishments of youth. He could not even lie.

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That is the way of the scientist. He will spend thirty years in building up a mountain range of facts with the intent to prove a certain theory; then he is so happy with his achievement that as a rule he overlooks the main chief fact of all-that all his accumulation proves an entirely different thing.

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In writing, I shall always confine myself strictly to the truth, except when it is attended with inconvenience.

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You may have noticed that the less I know about a subject the more confidence I have, and the more new light I throw on it.

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Talking of patriotism, what humbug it is; it is a word which always commemorates a robbery.

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Ah, if he could only die temporarily!

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And how moving is the eloquence of the untaught when it is the heart that is speaking!

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The less there is to justify a traditional custom, the harder it is to get rid of it

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