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Pessimism is only the name that men of weak nerve give to wisdom.

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France has usually been governed by prostitutes

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A successful book is not made of what is in it, but what is left out of it.

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There are only two types of speakers in the world. 1. The nervous and 2. Liars.

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The easy part of being an artist is figuring out the message that everyone else is ready to hear. The hard part is waiting for the proper lull to make the announcement.

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There is no such thing as material covetousness. All covetousness is spiritual. ...Any so-called material thing that you want is merely a symbol: you want it not for itself, but because it will content your spirit for the moment.

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Work and play are words used to describe the same thing under differing conditions.

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Every civilization carries the seeds of its own destruction, and the same cycle shows in them all. The Republic is born, flourishes, decays into plutocracy, and is captured by the shoemaker whom the mercenaries and millionaires make into a king. The people invent their oppressors, and the oppressors serve the function for which they are invented.

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I do not know what we should do without the pulpit. We could better spare the sun-the moon, anyway.

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Let us swear while we may, for in heaven it will not be allowed

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Nothing helps scenery like bacon and eggs.

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I can always tell which is the front end of a horse, but beyond that, my art is not above the ordinary.

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A sin takes on a new and real terror when there seems a chance that it is going to be found out.

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Education consists mainly of what we have unlearned.

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We may not doubt that society in heaven consists mainly of undesirable persons.

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A gentleman is a man who can play the banjo, but doesn't.

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The reason why truth is so much stranger than fiction is that there is no requirement for it to be consistent.

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God could create the world in six days because he didn't have to make it compatible with the previous version. Go to Heaven for the climate, Hell for the company

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He was such a good man that people hated to see him coming.

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Out of the unconscious lips of babes and sucklings are we satirized.

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