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There are lies, damned lies and statistics.

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I cannot keep from talking, even at the risk of being instructive.

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Whatever thing men call great, look for it in Joan of Arc, and there you will find it.

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Medicine has made all its progress during the past fifty years. ... How many operations that are now in use were known fifty years ago?-they were not operations, they were executions.

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They all laid their heads together like as many lawyers when they are gettin' ready to prove that a man's heirs ain't got any right to his property.

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Conductor, when you receive a fare, Punch in the presence of the passenjare. A blue trip slip for an eight-cent fare, A buff trip slip for a six-cent fare, A pink trip slip for a three-cent fare, Punch in the presence of the passenjare! Punch, brothers! punch with care! Punch in the presence of the passenjare!

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A circle is a round straight line with a hole in the middle.

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Why was the human race created? Or at least why wasn't something creditable created in place of it? God had His opportunity. He could have made a reputation. But no, He must commit this grotesque folly - a lark which must have cost Him a regret or two when He came to think it over and observe effects.

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We all do no end of feeling, and we mistake it for thinking. And out of it we get an aggregation which we consider a boon. Its name is public opinion. It is held in reverence. Some think it the voice of God.

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And what is a man without energy? Nothing - nothing at all.

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It's good sportsmanship to not pick up lost golf balls while they are still rolling.

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If all men were rich, all men would be poor.

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There's a good spot tucked away somewhere in everybody. You'll be a long time finding it, sometimes.

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I always did hate for anyone to know what my plans or hopes or prospects werefor, if I kept people in ignorance in these matters, no one could be disappointed but myself, if they were not realized.

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Never miss an opportunity to shut up.

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I think the Cincinnati Enquirer must be edited by children.

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Modesty antedates clothes and will be resumed when clothes are no more.

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Satan (impatiently) to Newcomer: The trouble with you Chicago people is, that you think you are the best people down here; whereas you are merely the most numerous.

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Wilson stopped and stood silent. Inattention dies a quick and sure death when a speaker does that.

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Begin with the determination to succeed and the work is half done already.

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