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Where prejudice exists it always discolors our thoughts.

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Go and surprise the whole country by doing something right.

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As a boy, I once saw a cart of melons that sorely tempted me. I sneaked up to the cart and stole a melon. I went into the alley to devour it, but no sooner had I set my teeth into it, than I paused, a strange feeling coming over me. I came to a quick conclusion. Firmly, I walked up to that cart, replaced the melon - and took a ripe one.

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The humorist who invented trial by jury played a colossal practical joke upon the world, but since we have the system we ought to try and respect it. A thing which is not thoroughly easy to do, when we reflect that by command of the law a criminal juror must be an intellectual vacuum, attached to a melting heart and perfectly macaronian bowels of compassion.

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Custom is petrification, nothing but dynamite can dislodge it for a century.

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Never mistake motion for progress.

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To someone with a hammer, everything looks like a nail.

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These people´s God has shown them by a million acts that he respects none of the Bible´s statues. He breaks every one of them himself, adultery and all.

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School gets in the way of my learning.

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Courage is resistance to fear, mastery of fear, not absence of fear.

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Facts are stubborn, but statistics are more pliable.

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Out of the unconscious lips of babes and sucklings are we satirized.

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Yes - en I's rich now, come to look at it. I owns myself, en I's wuth eight hund'd dollars. I wisht I had de money, I wouldn' want no mo'.

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Too much is just enough.

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I'm pushing 60 years of age...and that's enough exercise for me.

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The real yellow peril: Gold.

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Such is professional jealousy; a scientist will never show any kindness for a theory which he did not start himself.

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We are all beggars, each in his own way.

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We grant God the possession of all the qualities of mind except the one that keeps the others healthy; that watches over their dignity; that focuses their vision true--humor.

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Why do you sit there looking like an envelope without any address on it?

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