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Whenever the human race assembles to a number exceeding four, it cannot stand free speech.

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Which is him?" The grammar was faulty, maybe, but we could not know, then, that it would go in a book someday.

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All good things arrive unto them that wait - and don't die in the meantime.

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In Austria an editor who can write well is valuable, but he is not likely to remain so unless he can handle a sabre with charm.

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Never run after you own hat - others will be delighted to do it; why spoil their fun?

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Citizenship is what makes a republic - monarchies can get along without it.

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The lie, as a virtue, a principle, is eternal; the lie, as a recreation, a solace, a refuge in time of need, the fourth Grace, the tenth Muse, man's best and surest friend is immortal

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Christianity will doubtless still survive in the earth ten centuries hence- stuffed and in a museum.

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There are things which some people never attempt during their whole lives, but one of these is not poetry. Poetry attacks all human beings sooner or later, and, like the measles, is mild or violent according to the age of the sufferer.

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In the laboratory there are no fustian ranks, no brummagem aristocracies; the domain of Science is a republic, and all its citizens are brothers and equals, its princes of Monaco and its stonemasons of Cromarty meeting, barren of man-made gauds and meretricious decorations, upon the one majestic level!

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Adam and Eve had many advantages, but the principal one was that they escaped teething.

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They all laid their heads together like as many lawyers when they are gettin' ready to prove that a man's heirs ain't got any right to his property.

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The community is eminently Portuguese - that is to say, it is slow, poor, shiftless, sleepy, and lazy.

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Never waste a lie; you never know when you may need it.

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Buy land, they're not making it anymore.

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Troubles are only mental; it is the mind that manufactures them, and the mind can gorge them, banish them, abolish them.

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It is wiser to find out than to suppose.

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To be, or not to be; that is the bare bodkin That makes calamity of so long life.

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I once sent a dozen of my friends a telegram saying 'flee at once - all is discovered.' They all left town immediately.

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The new political gospel: public office is private graft.

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