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Some civilized women would lose half their charm without dress and some would lose all of it.

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What do we call love, hate, charity, revenge, humanity, forgiveness? Different results of the master impulse, the necessity of securing one's self-approval.

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It ain't those parts of the Bible that I can't understand that bother me, it is the parts that I do understand.

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There's plenty of boys that will come hankering and gruvvelling around when you've got an apple, and beg the core off you; but when they're got one, and you beg for the core, and remind them how you give them a core one time, they take a mouth at you, and say thank you 'most to death, but there ain't a-going to be no core.

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Principles aren't of much account anyway, except at election time. After that you hang them up to let them season.

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Hunger is the handmaid of genius

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You can't pray a lie -- I found that out.

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Patriotism is merely a religion-love of country, worship of country, devotion to the country's flag and honor and welfare.

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I saw a startling sight today, a politician with his hands in his own pockets.

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I'm a very old man. I've had lots of problems. Most of them never happened..!

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The humorous story is American, the comic story is English, the witty story is French. The humorous story depends for its effect upon the manner of the telling;the comic and the witty story upon the matter.

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Man is the Reasoning Animal. Such is the claim. I think it is open to dispute.

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All I say is, kings is kings, and you got to make allowances. Take them all around, they're a mighty ornery lot. It's the way they're raised.

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It used to take me all vacation to grow a new hide in place of the one they flogged off me during school term.

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The two Testaments are interesting, each in its own way. The Old one gives us a picture of these people's Deity as he was before he got religion, the other one gives us a picture of him as he appeared afterward.

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Everybody lies...every day, every hour, awake, asleep, in his dreams, in his joy, in his mourning. If he keeps his tongue still his hands, his feet, his eyes, his attitude will convey deception.

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I'm all for prosperity. It's change I object to.

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A distinguished man should be as particular about his last words as he is about his last breath. He should write them out on a slip of paper and take the judgment of his friends on them. He should never leave such a thing to the last hour of his life, and trust to an intellectual spurt at the last moment to enable him to say something smart with his latest gasp and launch into eternity with grandeur.

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There is a charm about the forbidden that makes it unspeakably desirable.

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What a man misses mostly in heaven is company.

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