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Perhaps it will be simplest to throw away the tags and generalize India with one all-comprehensive name, as the Land of Wonders.

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Every man is a moon and has a side which he turns toward nobody: you have to slip around behind it if you want to see it.

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Climate is what we expect, weather is what we get.

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Begin with the determination to succeed and the work is half done already.

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Honesty: The best of all the lost arts.

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I suppose, just as an honest man in politics shines more than he would elsewhere.

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Those that respect the law and love sausage should watch neither being made.

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Eat a live frog first thing in the morning and nothing worse will happen to you the rest of the day.

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Strange is the man who practices his religion.

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The law of work does seem utterly unfair-but there it is, and nothing can change it: the higher the pay in enjoyment the worker gets out of it, the higher shall be his pay in cash, too.

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God cures and the doctor sends the bill.

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Those who do not read have no advantage over those who cannot read.

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isn't so astonishing, the number of things that I can remember, as the number of things I can remember that aren't so.

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One of the proofs of the immortality of the soul is that myriads have believed it. They also believed the world was flat.

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Laughter is the greatest weapon we have and we, as humans, use it the least.

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That reminds me to remark, in passing, that the very first official thing I did, in my administration-and it was on the first day of it, too-was to start a patent office; for I knew that a country without a patent office and good patent laws was just a crab, and couldn't travel any way but sideways or backways.

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The difference between the right word and the almost right word is the difference between lightning and a lightning bug.

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Wheresoever she was, there was Eden.

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Hero: Person in a book who does things which he can't and girl marries him for it.

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We all live in the protection of certain cowardices which we call our principles.

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