Mark Twain Quotes, Romantic Quotes, Good Night Quotes

Warm summer sun, shine kindly here. Warm southern wind, blow softly here. Green sod above, lie light, lie light. Good night, dear Heart, Good night, good night.

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In a museum in Havana, there are two skulls of Christopher Columbus, one when he was a boy and one when he was a man

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...heaven for climate, and hell for society.

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Human pride is not worthwhile; there is always something lying in wait to take the wind out of it.

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The secret to success: find out where people are going and get there first

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There are several good protections against temptation, but the surest is cowardice.

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We are all ignorant; just about different things.

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If we had less statemanship we could get along with fewer battleships.

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Do your duty today and repent tomorrow.

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I am not one of those who in expressing opinions confine themselves to facts.

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If a person offends you, and you are in doubt as to whether it was intentional or not, do not resort to extreme measures; simply watch your chance, and hit him with a brick.

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The secret of getting ahead is getting started

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No one is sane, straight along, year in and year out, and we all know it. Our insanities are of varying sorts, and express themselves in varying forms-fortunately harmless forms as a rule.

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The Bible is a wonderful book; you can prove anything you want with it.

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There are people who think that honesty is always the best policy. This is a superstition. There are times when the appearance of it is worth six of it.

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His ignorance covers the world like a blanket, and there's scarcely a hole in it anywhere.

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I said nothing of the sort.

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In the space of one hundred and seventy-six years the Mississippi has shortened itself two hundred and forty-two miles. Therefore, in the Old Silurian Period the Mississippi River was upward of one million three hundred thousand miles long, seven hundred and forty-two years from now the Mississippi will be only a mile and three-quarters long. There is something fascinating about science. One gets such wholesome returns of conjecture out of such a trifling investment of fact.

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Humor is like a frog; if you dissect it, it dies.

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When whole races and peoples conspire to propagate gigantic mute lies in the interest of tyrannies and shams, why should we care anything about the trifling lies told by individuals?

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