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If all men were rich, all men would be poor.

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Both marriage and death ought to be welcome: the one promises happiness, doubtless the other assures it.

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The low level which commercial morality has reached in America is deplorable. We have humble God fearing Christian men among us who will stoop to do things for a million dollars that they ought not to be willing to do for less than 2 millions.

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Now I can only pray that there may be a God -- and a heaven -- or something better.

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God's great cosmic joke on the human race was requiring that men and women live together in marriage

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All you drunkards: Put down the intoxicating Vanity Metrics.

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Everything human is pathetic

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I persuaded him to throw the dirk away; and it was as easy as persuading a child to give up some bright fresh new way of killing itself.

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Never run after you own hat - others will be delighted to do it; why spoil their fun?

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When I'm playful I use the meridians of longitude and parallels of latitude for a seine, and drag the Atlantic Ocean for whales. I scratch my head with the lightning and purr myself to sleep with the thunder.

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The law of work seems unfair, but nothing can change it; the more enjoyment you get out of your work, the more money you will make.

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I have seen slower people than I am and more deliberate... and even quieter, and more listless, and lazier people than I am. But they were dead.

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We have the best government that money can buy.

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If we read the words and attitudes of the past through the pompous "wisdom" of the considered moral judgments of the present, we will find nothing but error.

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Why is it that we rejoice at a birth and grieve at a funeral? It is because we are not the person involved.

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To be satisfied with what one has; that is wealth. As long as one sorely needs a certain additional amount, that man isn't rich.

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I have witnessed and greatly enjoyed the first act of everything which Wagner created, but the effect on me has always been so powerful that one act was quite sufficient; whenever I have witnessed two acts I have gone away physically exhausted; and whenever I have ventured an entire opera the result has been the next thing to suicide.

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The best and most telling speech is not the actual impromptu one but the counterfeit of it.

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Trial by jury is the palladium of our liberties. I do not know what a palladium is, but I am sure it is a good thing!

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The average American may not know who his grandfather was. But the American was, however, one degree better off than the average Frenchman who, as a rule, was in considerable doubt as to who his father was.

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