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....try the mustard, - a man can't know what turnips are in perfection without mustard.

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I was born with Halley's Comet and I expect to die upon its return

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These are the true and only God, mighty and supreme.

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Giving up smoking is the easiest thing in the world. I know because I've done it thousands of times.

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Quitting smoking is easy, I've done it hundreds of times.

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Reputation is a hall-mark: it can remove doubt from pure silver, and it can also make the plated article pass for pure.

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I'm all for prosperity. It's change I object to.

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Man is the only animal that blushes - or needs to.

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It has been reported that I was seriously ill--it was another man; dying--it was another man; dead--the other man again...As far as I can see, nothing remains to be reported, except that I have become a foreigner. When you hear it, don't you believe it. And don't take the trouble to deny it. Merely just raise the American flag on our house in Hartford and let it talk.

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There comes a time in every rightly constructed boy's life when he has a raging desire to go somewhere and dig for hidden treasure.

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When an audience does not complain, it is a compliment, and when it does, it is a compliment, too, if unaccompanied by violence.

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These people´s God has shown them by a million acts that he respects none of the Bible´s statues. He breaks every one of them himself, adultery and all.

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One is apt to overestimate beauty when it is rare

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I've dealt with many crises in my life, but few will ever happen.

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Scientists have odious manners, except when you prop up their theory; then you can borrow money off them.

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There are three infallible ways of pleasing an author, and the three form a rising scale of compliment: 1, to tell him you have read one of his books; 2, to tell him you have read all of his books; 3, to ask him to let you read the manuscript of his forthcoming book. No. 1 admits you to his respect; No. 2 admits you to his admiration; No. 3 carries you clear into his heart.

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Are you so unobservant as not to have found out that sanity and happiness are an impossible combination?

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Even popularity can be overdone. In Rome, along at first, you are full of regrets that Michelangelo died; but by and by, you only regret that you didn't see him do it.

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High and fine literature is wine, and mine is only water; but everybody likes water.

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The Indian may seem poor to we rich Westerners but in matters of the spirit it is we who are the paupers and they who are millionaires.

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