Mark Twain Quotes

Let your joy be unconfined!

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When a humorist ventures upon the grave concerns of life he must do his job better than another man or he works harm to his cause.

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To arrive at a just estimate of a renowned man's character one must judge it by the standards of his time, not ours.

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The lack of money is the root of all evil.

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In God We Trust. I don't believe it would sound any better if it were true.

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I have spent most of my life worrying about things that have never happened.

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Suddenly the nickel-clad horse takes the bit in its mouth and goes slanting for the curbstone defying all prayers and all your powers to change its mind - your heart stands still, your breath hangs fire, your legs forget to work.

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That is just the way with some people. They get down on a thing when they don’t know nothing about it.

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There has been much tragedy in my life; at least half of it actually happened.

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Oh Death where is thy sting! It has none. But life has.

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I do not wish any reward but to know I have done the right thing.

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Give every day the chance to become the most beautiful day of your life.

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Drag your thoughts away from your troubles... by the ears, by the heels, or any other way you can manage it.

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I have learned that human existence is essentially tragic. It is only the love of God, disclosed and enacted in Christ, that redeems the human tragedy and makes it tolerable. No, more than tolerable. Wonderful.

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It is believed by everyone that when he was in heaven he was stern, hard, resentful, jealous and cruel, but that when he came down to earth, he became the opposite... sweet, gentle merciful, forgiving. He was a thousand billion times crueler than ever he was in the Old Testament... Meek and gentle? By and by we will examine that popular sarcasm by the light of the hell which he invented.

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Sacred cows make the best hamburger.

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I don't believe there is anything in the whole earth that you can't learn in Berlin except the German language.

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It's a good thing for a dog to have fleas; keeps his mind off being a dog.

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It is human to exaggerate the merits of the dead.

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Ours is a terrible religion. The fleets of the world could swim in spacious comfort in the innocent blood it has spilt.

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