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Begin with the determination to succeed and the work is half done already.

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To be satisfied with what one has; that is wealth.

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Not all the Greek runners in the original Olympics were totally naked. Some wore shoes.

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My experience with horses is that they never throw away a chance to go lame.

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When people do not respect us we are sharply offended; yet in his private heart no man much respects himself.

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When congress is in session no American is safe.

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They all laid their heads together like as many lawyers when they are gettin' ready to prove that a man's heirs ain't got any right to his property.

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the rumors of the White Sox demise are greatly exaggerated.

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An honest politician is an oxymoron.

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We all do no end of feeling, and we mistake it for thinking.

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Every man is a moon; he has a side no one sees.

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Foreigners cannot enjoy our food, I suppose, any more than we can enjoy theirs. It is not strange; for tastes are made, not born. I might glorify my bill of fare until I was tired; but after all, the Scotchman would shake his head and say, 'Where's your haggis?' and the Fijan would sigh and say, 'Where's your missionary?'

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I have achieved my seventy years in the usual way: by sticking strictly to a scheme of life which would kill anybody else... I will offer here, as a sound maxim, this: That we can't reach old age by another man's road.

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Tell the truth or trump-but get the trick.

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It is easier to stay out than get out.

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We are called the nation of inventors. And we are. We could still claim that title and wear its loftiest honors if we had stopped with the first thing we ever invented, which was human liberty.

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My father was an amazing man. The older I got, the smarter he got.

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Truth is more of a stranger than fiction.

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The Koran does not permit Mohammedans to drink. Their natural instincts do not permit them to be moral. They say the Sultan has eight hundred wives. This almost amounts to bigamy.

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We have the best government that money can buy.

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