Mark Twain Quotes, God Quotes, Fashion Quotes

Leaving out the gamblers, the burglars, and the plumbers, perhaps we do put our trust in God after a fashion. But, after all, it is an overstatement. If the cholera or black plague should come to these shores, perhaps the bulk of the nation would pray to be delivered from it, but the rest would put their trust in The Health Board.

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For a male person bric-a-brac hunting is about as robust a business as making doll-clothes.

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The critic's symbol should be the tumble-bug: he deposits his egg in somebody else's dung, otherwise he could not hatch it.

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A circle is a round straight line with a hole in the middle.

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Everytime I read 'Pride and Prejudice' I want to dig her up and beat her over the skull with her own shin-bone.

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What a curious kind of fool a girl is. Never been licked in school. What's a licking?

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The Bible has noble poetry in it... and some good morals and a wealth of obscenity, and upwards of a thousand lies.

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Take your mind out every now and then and dance on it. It is getting all caked up.

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Advertisements contain the only truths to be relied on in a newspaper.

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Keep away from people who try to belittle your ambition.

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I shall never use profanity except in discussing house rent and taxes.

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Steal a chicken if you get a chance, Huck, because if you don't want it, someone else does and a good deed ain't never forgotten.

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An ecstasy is a thing that will not go into words; it feels like music.

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Continuous improvement is better than delayed perfection.

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Never put off till tomorrow what you can do day after tomorrow just as well.

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Of all the animals, man is the only one that lies.

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Bridgeport?" Said I. "Camelot," Said he.

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A few fly bites cannot stop a spirited horse.

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Benefit of clergy: Half-rate on the railroad.

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No one can tell me what is a good cigar - for me. I am the only judge. People who claim to know say that I smoke the worst cigars in the world. They bring their own cigars when they come to my house.

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