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Faith is believing things you know aint true

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We are all alike, on the inside.

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My land, the power of training! Of influence! Of education! It can bring a body up to believe anything.

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The moral sense enables one to perceive morality, and avoid it. The immoral sense enables one to perceive immorality and enjoy it.

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Word it as softly as you please, the spirit of patriotism is the spirit of the dog and wolf. The moment there is a misunderstanding about a boundary line or a hamper of fish or some other squalid matter, see patriotism rise, and hear him split the universe with is war-whoop. The spirit of patriotism being in its nature jealous and selfish, is just in man's line, it comes natural to him - he can live up to all its requirements to the letter; but the spirit of Christianity is not in its entirety possible to him.

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He charged nothing for his preaching and it was worth it too.

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Every man is in his own person the whole human race without a detail lacking....I knew I should not find in any philosophy a single thought which had not passed through my own head, nor a single thought which had not passed through the heads of millions and millions of men before I was born.

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The political and commercial morals of the United States are not merely food for laughter, they are an entire banquet.

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Is it, perhaps, possible that there are two kinds of Civilization-one for home consumption and one for the heathen market?

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I said there was but one solitary thing about the past worth remembering, and that was the fact that it is past-can't be restored.

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Education: that which reveals to the wise, and conceals from the stupid, the vast limits of their knowledge.

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Give an Irishman lager for a month and he's a dead man. An Irishman's stomach is lined with copper, and the beer corrodes it. But whiskey polishes the copper and is the saving of him.

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No man's life, liberty, or property are safe while the legislature is in session.

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The man who is ostentatious of his modesty is twin to the statue that wears a fig-leaf.

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By "trampling upon the helpless abroad" with unchecked surveillance, Americans have learned, "by a natural process, to endure with apathy the like at home."

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For all the talk you hear about knowledge being such a wonderful thing, instinct is worth forty of it for real unerringness.

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Not a single right is indestructible: a new might can at any time abolish it, hence, man possesses not a single permanent right. God is Might (and He is shifty, malicious, and uncertain).

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A crime persevered in a thousand centuries ceases to be a crime, and becomes a virtue. This is the law of custom, and custom supersedes all other forms of law.

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Be respectful to your superiors, if you have any.

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You can't throw too much style into a miracle.

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