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Advertisements contain the only truths to be relied on in a newspaper.

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Never pick a fight with people who buy ink by the barrel.

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Humor is like a frog; if you dissect it, it dies.

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The less there is to justify a traditional custom, the harder it is to get rid of it

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July 4. Statistics show that we lose more fools on this day than in all the other days of the year put together. This proves, by the number left in stock, that one fourth of July per year is now inadequate, the country has grown so

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The Bible is a wonderful book; you can prove anything you want with it.

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It is curious that physical courage should be so common in the world and moral courage so rare.

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If voting made any difference they wouldn't let us do it.

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There is no such thing as a new idea. We simply take a lot of old ideas and put them into a sort of mental kaleidoscope.

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The catfish is Plenty good enough fish for anyone

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It ain't what you don't know that gets you into trouble. It's what you know for sure that just ain't so.

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We should be careful to get out of an experience only the wisdom that is in it - and stop there.

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Human pride is not worthwhile; there is always something lying in wait to take the wind out of it.

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When there was room on the ledge outside of the pots and boxes for a cat, the cat was there- in sunny weather- stretched at full length, asleep and blissful, with her furry belly to the sun and a paw curved over her nose.

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Humor, to be comprehensible to anybody, must be built upon a foundation with which he is familiar. If he can't see the foundation the superstructure is to him merely a freak -- like the Flatiron building without any visible means of support -- something that ought to be arrested.

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The kernel, the soul let us go further and say the substance, the bulk, the actual and valuable material of all human utterances is plagiarism. For substantially all ideas are second-hand, consciously and unconsciously drawn from a million outside sources, and daily used by the garnerer with a pride and satisfaction born of the superstition that he originated them; whereas there is not a rag of originality about them anywhere except the little discoloration they get from his mental and moral calibre and his temperament, and which is revealed in characteristics of phrasing.

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God has put something noble and good into every heart His hand created.

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A country without a patent office and good patent laws is just a crab, and can't travel any way but sideways and backways.

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Learn from the mistakes of others - you won't live long enough to make them all yourself. He's opposed to millionaires, but it would be dangerous to offer him the position.

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