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Darwin abolished special creations, contributed the Origin of Species and hitched all life together in one unbroken procession of Siamese Twins, the whole evolved by natural and orderly processes from one microscopic parent germ.

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By law of periodical repetition, everything which has happened once must happen again and again -- and not capriciously, but at regular periods, and each thing in its own period, not another's and each obeying its own law.

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I wasn't worth a cent two years ago, and now I owe two million dollars.

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If you don't know how to pronounce a word, say it loudly. Do not compound mispronunciation with inaudibility

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Thanksgiving day. Let us all give humble, hearty, and sincere thanks now, but the turkeys.

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The motto stated a lie. If this nation has ever trusted in God, that time has gone by; for nearly half a century almost its entire trust has been in the Republican party and the dollar--mainly the dollar. I recognize that I am only making an assertion and furnishing no proof; I am sorry, but this is a habit of mine; sorry also that I am not alone in it; everybody seems to have this disease.

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It usually takes more than three weeks to prepare a good impromptu speech. Overnight success is a fallacy. It is preceded by a great deal of preparation. Ask any successful person how they came to this point in their lives, and they will have a story to tell.

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Enthusiasm is caught, not taught.

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It is better to be a young June-bug than an old bird of paradise.

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Simple rules for saving money: To save half, when you are fired by an eager impulse to contribute to a charity, wait and count to forty. To save three quarters, count sixty. To save all, count sixty-five.

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Marriage -- yes, it is the supreme felicity of life. I concede it. And it is also the supreme tragedy of life. The deeper the love the surer the tragedy. And the more disconsolating when it comes.

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I'm all for prosperity. It's change I object to.

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I am content to be a bric-a-bracker and a Ceramiker.

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December is the toughest month of the year. Others are July, January, September, April, November, May, March, June, October, August, and February.

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It is strange the way the ignorant and inexperienced so often and so undeservedly succeed when the informed and the experienced fail.

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A thing long expected takes the form of the unexpected when at last it comes.

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Don't part with your illusions. When they are gone, you may still exist, but you have ceased to live.

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Rags, wretchedness, poverty and dirt, those signs and symbols that indicate the presence of [Muslim] rule more surely than the crescent-flag itself, abound.

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He liked to like people, therefore people liked him.

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It is not best that we should all think alike; it is a difference of opinion that makes horse races.

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