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I believe I have no prejudices whatsoever. All I need to know is that a man is a member of the human race. That's bad enough for me.

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The most successful people are those who do all year long what they would otherwise do on their summer vacation.

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The radical of one century is the conservative of the next.

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I was gratified to be able to answer promptly, and I did. I said I didn't know.

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I do not want Michael Angelo for breakfast-but for luncheon-for dinner- for tea-for supper-for between meals.

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Ignorant people think it is the noise which fighting cats make that is so aggravating, but it ain't so; it is the sickening grammar that they use.

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He had only one vanity; he thought he could give advice better than any other person.

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It consists mainly of the storm of thoughts that is forever blowing through one's head.

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More than two hundred death penalties are gone from the law books, but the [biblical] texts that authorised them remain.

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It is my belief that nearly any invented quotation, played with confidence, stands a good chance to deceive.

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It liberates the vandal to travel-you never saw a bigoted, opinionated, stubborn, narrow-minded, self-conceited, almighty mean man in your life but he had stuck in one place since he was born and thought God made the world and dyspepsia and bile for his especial comfort and satisfaction.

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When a man's dog turns against hime, it is time for his wife to pack her trunk and go home to mamma.

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You can tell German wine from vinegar by the label.

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If we should deal out justice only, in this world, who would escape? No, it is better to be generous, and in the end more profitable, for it gains gratitude for us, and love.

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[N]o country can be well governed unless its citizens as a body keep religiously before their minds that they are the guardians of the law and that the law officers are only the machinery for its execution, nothing more.

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What is the difference between a taxidermist and a tax collector? The taxidermist takes only your skin.

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But the people cannot have wells, and so they take rain-water. Neither can they conveniently have cellars or graves, the town being built upon "made ground"; so they do without both, and few of the living complain, and none of the others.

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In my schoolboy days I had no aversion to slavery. I was not aware there was anything wrong about it. No-one arraigned it in my hearing; the local papers said nothing against it; the local pulpit taught us that God approved it, that it was a holy thing, and that the doubter need only look in the Bible if he wished to settle his mind.

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There are two types of speakers: those that are nervous and those that are liars.

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You try to tell me anything about the newspaper business! Sir, I have been through it from Alpha to Omaha, and I tell you that the less a man knows the bigger the noise he makes and the higher the salary he commands.

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