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No God and no religion can survive ridicule. No political church, no nobility, no royalty or other fraud, can face ridicule in a fair field, and live.

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When in doubt tell the truth. It will confound your enemies and astound your friends.

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Weather is a literary specialty, and no untrained hand can turn out a good article on it

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Evolution is a blind giant who rolls a snowball down a hill. The ball is made of flakes-circumstances. They contribute to the mass without knowing it. They adhere without intention, and without foreseeing what is to result. When they see the result they marvel at the monster ball and wonder how the contriving of it came to be originally thought out and planned. Whereas there was no such planning, there was only a law: the ball once started, all the circumstances that happened to lie in its path would help to build it, in spite of themselves.

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But we are all insane, anyway ... The suicides seem to be the only sane people.

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Never put off until tomorrow what you can avoid altogether. A clean desk is a sign of a cluttered desk drawer. All you need in this life is ignorance and confidence, and then success is sure.

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I was born with Halley's Comet and I expect to die upon its return

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He liked to like people, therefore people liked him.

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On with the dance, let the joy be unconfined.

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For a male person bric-a-brac hunting is about as robust a business as making doll-clothes.

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He wa'n't no common dog, he wa'n't no mongrel; he was a composite. A composite dog is a dog that is made up of all the valuable qualities that's in the dog breed-kind of a syndicate; and a mongrel is made up of all riffraff that's left over.

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I'm in favor of progress; it's change I don't like.

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If man had created man, he would be ashamed of his performance.

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You cant reach old age by another man's road, my habits protect my life but they would assassinate you

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Switzerland is simply a large, lumpy, solid rock with a thin skin of grass stretched over it.

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Don't wake up a woman in love. Let her dream, so that she does not weep when she returns to her bitter reality

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Only one thing is impossible for God: To find any sense in any copyright law on the planet.

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Never argue with a fool, onlookers may not be able to tell the difference.

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Anybody can have ideas-the difficulty is to express them without squandering a quire of paper on an idea that ought to be reduced to one glittering paragraph.

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What is Man? Man is a noisome bacillus whom Our Heavenly Father created because he was disappointed in the monkey.

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