Mark Twain Quotes, Ignorance Quotes, Men Quotes

Nothing is so ignorant as a man's left hand, except a lady's watch.

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I asked Tom if countries always apologized when they had done wrong, and he says - "Yes; the little ones does".

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Sum all the gifts that man is endowed with, and we give our greatest share of admiration to his energy. And today, if I were a heathen, I would rear a statue to Energy and fall down and worship it!

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It isn't safe to sit in judgment upon another person's illusion when you are not on the inside. While you are thinking it is a dream, he may be knowing it is a planet.

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The English are mentioned in the Bible; Blessed are the meek, for they shall inherit the earth.

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If there are no cigars in heaven, I shall not go.

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Consider the average intelligence of the common man, then realize 50% are even stupider.

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Man is the only Patriot. He sets himself apart in his own country, under his own flag, and sneers at the other nations, and keeps multitudinous uniformed assassins on hand at heavy expense to grab slices of other people's countries, and keep them from grabbing slices of his. And in the intervals between campaigns he washes the blood off his hands and works for the universal brotherhood of man - with his mouth.

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The law of work seems unfair, but nothing can change it; the more enjoyment you get out of your work, the more money you will make.

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There will never be a "perfect" time to quit smoking. A time when you don't have any distractions or stress... If you had started today one year ago, this would not even be an issue for you today! Don't waste another year!

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I do not want Michael Angelo for breakfast-but for luncheon-for dinner- for tea-for supper-for between meals.

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God cures and the doctor sends the bill.

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I never did a thing in all my life, virtuous or otherwise that I didn't repent of within twenty-four hours.

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It is not best to use our morals weekdays, it gets them out of repair for Sunday.

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Supposing is good, but finding out is better.

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Tell me about a person's family, friends, and community, and I'll tell you what his opinions are.

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Tis Better to Sit there and LOOK the fool, than to open your mouth and prove it.

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The Public is merely a multiplied 'me.'

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You can't pray a lie -- I found that out.

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Some people bring joy wherever they go, and some people bring joy whenever they go.

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