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Can it be possible that the painters make John the Baptist a Spaniard in Madrid and an Irishman in Dublin?

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I'm the only person who has ever found the right way to build an autobiography.

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Tell me about a person's family, friends, and community, and I'll tell you what his opinions are.

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Between us, we cover all knowledge; he knows all that can be known and I know the rest.

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I'm a very old man. I've had lots of problems. Most of them never happened..!

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Life is but a dream, a grotesque and foolish dream.

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We can achieve what we can conceive and believe.

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God made the Idiot for practice, and then He made the School Board.

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Fortune knocks at every man's door once in a life, but in a good many cases the man is in a neighboring saloon and does not hear her.

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An ecstasy is a thing that will not go into words; it feels like music.

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This is the only sane clerical the earthquake has exposed to view yet.

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If you don't know how to pronounce a word, say it loudly. Do not compound mispronunciation with inaudibility

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Now and then we had a hope that if we lived and were good, God would permit us to be pirates.

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There's some human instinct which makes a man treasure what he is not to make any use of, because everybody does not possess it.

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I told you this would happen. But, no, you had to go for the buffet, didn't you?

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Whatever you have lived, you can write & by hard work & a genuine apprenticeship, you can learn to write well; but what you have not lived you cannot write, you can only pretend to write it.

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Ours is a terrible religion. The fleets of the world could swim in spacious comfort in the innocent blood it has spilt.

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Recipe for a long life: Only smoke while awake. Only run when being chased.

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Humor must be one of the chief attributes of God. Plants and animals that are distinctly humorous in form and characteristics are God's jokes.

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A marriage...makes of two fractional lives a whole; it gives to two purposeless lives a work, and doubles the strength of each to perform it; it gives to two questioning natures a reason for living, and something to live for; it will give a new gladness to the sunshine, a new fragrance to the flowers, a new beauty to the earth, and a new mystery to life.

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