Mark Twain Quotes, Religious Quotes, Thoughtful Quotes

That is a simple rule, and easy to remember. When I, a thoughtful and unblessed Presbyterian, examine the Koran, I know that beyond any question every Mohammedan is insane; not in all things, but in religious matters.

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In other localities certain places in the streams are much better than others, but at Niagara one place is just as good as another, for the reason that the fish do not bite anywhere.

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We were good boys, good Presbyterian boys, and loyal and all that; anyway, we were good Presbyterian boys when the weather was doubtful; when it was fair, we did wander a little from the fold.

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There is no unhappiness like the misery of sighting land (and work) again after a cheerful, careless voyage.

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If you can't stand solitude, perhaps others find you boring as well.

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Don't wake up a woman in love. Let her dream, so that she does not weep when she returns to her bitter reality

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I know the look of an apple that is roasting and sizzling on the hearth on a winter's evening, and I know the comfort that comes of eating it hot, along with some sugar and a drench of cream... I know how the nuts taken in conjunction with winter apples, cider, and doughnuts, make old people's tales and old jokes sound fresh and crisp and enchanting.

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The difference between the right word and the almost right word is the difference between lightning and a lightning bug.

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I could never learn to like her, except on a raft at sea with no other provisions in sight.

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When I reflect upon the number of disagreeable people who I know have gone to a better world, I am moved to lead a different life.

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More than one cigar at a time is excessive smoking.

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Public opinion is held in reverence. It settles everything. Some think it is the voice of God.

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As an example to others, and not that I care for moderation myself, it has always been my rule never to smoke when asleep, and never to refrain from smoking when awake.

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A discriminating irreverence is the creator and protector of human liberty.

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Obscurity and a competence—that is the life that is best worth living.

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Monarchies, aristocracies, and religions are all based upon that large defect in your race - the individual's distrust of his neighbor, and his desire, for safety's or comfort's sake, to stand well in his neighbor's eye. These institutions will always remain, and always flourish, and always oppress you, affront you, and degrade you, because you will always be and remain slaves of minorities. There was never a country where the majority of the people were in their secret hearts loyal to any of these institutions.

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It is better to take what does not belong to you than to let it lie around neglected.

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I have seen slower people than I am and more deliberate... and even quieter, and more listless, and lazier people than I am. But they were dead.

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The only way to keep your health is to eat what you don't want, drink what you don't like, and do what you'd rather not.

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Strange is the man who practices his religion.

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